A quick drabble; a joke I had inspired by XKCD. Probably not that good of a joke, but it wanted out...

In the webcomic XKCD - beginning with #325 "A-Minus-Minus" - it's a running gag that occasionally a customer will received a live bobcat instead of the thing they actually ordered. This is the story of that bobcat, in the style of Natsume Souseki's "I Am A Cat". (Entry for the 3/31/19 Writers Anonymous POV Challenge contest, or "WA POV Challenge" for short.)