Bah, what could be more un-dark-lord-ish than a holiday to celebrate love and friendship? Dirk and his friends - er, minions - Chris and Sooz, decide to rival Valentine's Day with a holiday of their very own: Dark Lord style! Valentine's Day three-shot.

When Sooz falls into the Darklands, her first thought is: Oh my gosh, it's real! But her second thought is: Dirk was telling the truth all along and we all thought he was crazy. A one-shot from Sooz's perspective about what her Dark Lord friend must have been feeling all this time.

Just before Dirk regains his original form after drinking the Essence of Evil, he screams, "Noooo! Not that!" An odd thing to say for a Dark Lord who's been willing to do anything to get his powers back... This is why he said what he did.