This is what I imagine the prologue to Alcatraz 6 - "Alcatraz vs. His Own Stupid Self" might look like.

She often thought, only partly jokingly, that he was the only person in the world she understood. One-shot, future fic.

One-shot for Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians. An average boy Greg goes to the downtown library to check out a book; a book that causes some displeasure for the local Librarians.