Who am I? I can be the bitch-editor-from-hell. I do not spare feelings: if you story sucks, you'll hear it from me first. You will be critiqued, corrected, and, in all likelihood, smarmed at, but in the end, your writing will be better for it. I won't take stories from cannons I'm not familar with, just for the sake of my sanity. Any questions? No? Good.

I'm good at nit-picking, catching the little errors in grammar and punctuation as well as seeing the bigger picture of where the story's going and how to get it there.

What I'm not so good at is encouragement. I edit, I do not cheer-lead. I also suck at editing poetry, I just don't have the knack.

I'll take almost anything, but I prefer shorter stories. Humor is my favorite type, but I'll take any other genre you want to throw at me. I don't mind slash, either, if that's what rocks your world.

Do not send me blatent self-inserts, Legomance tends to make me gag, unless it's exceptionally well done, and, as has already been stated, I can't do poetry very well.

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