I'm a grammar Nazi - heil the semicolon! I may attempt to proofread one chapter per week with lots of red scribbles and an occasional smiley face to soften the blow. I try to avoid rewriting your story in my own glorious image - all 260 pounds of it (or 118 kg for those of you outside the US). I'm not terribly fond of romance or new age philosophy (the tree falling in the forest with none around to hear it, for example), and I may limit my roster to five at a time (heh, listen to me, vain enough to think five people would care about my opinion!).

I have a keen eye for detail, not just for the mechanical aspects of your writing, but also for the plot, scenes, action, and emotion. Oh, and I'm pretty darn nice as I'm ripping your rough draft to shreds.

I'm terrible at commitment. Also, I may not have played the games you're writing about, or seen the shows/animes. I have read Harry Potter, though.

I'm a sucker for Zelda, and I do love me a good laugh - assuming your idea of a good laugh isn't disemboweling annoying characters for spite.

Romance, kinky stuff, "what light in yon window break?" And Rick and Morty already have enough bat-guano shenanigans going on that they don't require more mentally disturbed basement-dwellers unleashing their unholy terror on Rick and his hapless pack mule. Just saying.

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