Ever pondered the complexities of the English Language? Need someone to guide you through the nuances of proper spelling and grammar? Want to ensure that your story is not only in keeping with the spirit of your intent, but also not a bucket of diarrhea on the eyes? Look no further. If you've ever wanted to have impeccable grammar and spelling, I'm your beta. No stone is left unturned, no improperly spelled word left to languish as an eyesore for all time, no grammatically incorrect sentence allowed another breath on this earth.

I guarantee this to you:
Not only will your story have all the proper use of the seemingly impossible to grasp concepts of their/there/they're and your/you're, I can also eliminate run-on sentences, among a whole other host of incredibly common errors.

Expect perfection.

Remember the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld? Imagine if he were an aspiring English major, only ten times worse, and having no regard for personal feelings. I can expertly correct any grammatical error, correct any improper use of words, and generally clean up the flow of a story. Meticulous attention to detail prevails as your story will be transformed anew. My personal promise to you.

Having written about a dozen college level papers, I have a hard time "dumbing-down" stories to reach the target audience. If you need a paper that would make an English professor cream her pants, send it to me. If you need something broken down Barney-style, you may need someone else.

I would prefer to beta the types of stories I feel I'm best at writing- action, drama, suspense, mystery.

I can't write romance worth anything, nor can I with all good conscience say that I can write a humor story. If you have grammatical errors you need fixed, I'll work with it. But as far as overall story structure, you would be better off finding someone else.

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