Everyone hold the hell up. I've changed my beta reading style. I am now going to be the rudest, meanest bitch you've ever met. I'm going to be harder and tougher than ever, so that hopefully my advice won't go in one ear and fly out the other. Okay? No more playing around. I'm not going to hand you a rewritten story. I'm going to rip apart whatever you send me, scribble over it in red, and except you to rewrite it yourself, send it back to me, and I'll see if you've improved. If I can make you cry, that's a bonus point for me. So think carefully. Do you want to be challenged, or coddled?

I have a life, so I might not answer to your every beck and call, but by Celestia's mane, I can be pretty fast. I'm honest, and harsh, which is good, because I won't hold back. I'll try to help you improve, not only edit your story. I will turn you into a MAN. Plus, have you read my stories? I've won multiple awards in school for my academic achievements, and all the reviews I get are pretty much the same. Yeah, I'm not very popular, but I'm working on it.

I used to be in the highest class for English but my school is racist so they moved me down to Set 2. :( Dildos. So I'll probably miss something. But I'll try to get it right. Plus I'll probably be slow as shit. Like, give me at least two days before you send me a PM asking me what's up.

I won't accept just any story, you know. I like MLP stories better, but I can accept Death Note I guess, as long as there's a yaoi scene in it. Kidding.

I love sex, so I accept any lemons. The sourer the better, ehehehe.

Mm, I'm pretty chill. Any stories. Whatever. I'll tell you if I don't wanna beta yours. It'll probably be because I think it SUCKS.

All Cartoons

General Romance Humor Drama

Poetry Adventure Mystery Horror

Angst Supernatural Fantasy Tragedy

Family Hurt/Comfort Friendship