Okay, I'm a perfectionist so if you don't want a scathing review for a suckish work of yours *cough* Stephenie Meyer *cough* then don't ask me to read your work. I'm an Anton Ego in terms of literary pieces and artworks, and seriously, most of the time my friends ask me for my opinion. I give them my opinion; they accept it even though it's probably full of negative criticism. But then, I'm just being honest, and being cruelly honest is better than being sickeningly flattering.

Let's say I'm an editor. Which means I'm a spelling and grammar Nazi (which means the term "Jejemon" in my country is insufferably a big no-no), and a spacing freak (if you don't put enough spaces, it makes my head ache). I'm not boasting, but I do have high standards for a person who does not speak English as his mother /br /

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I'm also a description addict and will need to see specific adjectives to depict clearly what is happening since my mind shows a vivid picture the same time as my eyes read /br /

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I'm not a biased reader, even if I side up with one party. I can give my opinion on how a story is done, and not complain about why the hell my favorite character lost (my faves, somehow, always tend to be the antagonists).

Not much on them since I am an avid reader and can judge whether a piece of work is worthy of praise or it's just plain annoying (like Twilight). But I tell you that I'm not much to judge on genre that I don't know about much (see below for those stuff.)

Genre: Humor, angst, family, friendship, crime, mystery, horrorbr /br /

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Categories: Naruto, Vocaloid or Harry Potter. These are the things I can judge perfectly since I am, uh, let's say, I check the Wiki all the time about them.

Twilight - Please! I hate fairies! Although if you really want me to judge, let me know. Your work might be better than the original. :))br /br /

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Teenage genre - My mother always bought me books that are often difficult for a person my age to understand. I mean, hell! I analyzed and understood "The Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco better than my mother! So don't bother asking me to read your work about teenage love and /br /

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Shoujo anime - I'm a shounen freak... I hate cheesy romance and you'll never make me read something like Romeo x Juliet. (though I know that Juliet's a bit of a warfreak in the anime but you know what I mean!)br /br /

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Rated M - I already got scarred multiple times for life! So yeah, not accepting Rated M requests

Anime Fullmetal Alchemist

Book Harry Potter

Anime Naruto

Misc Vocaloid

Humor Drama Poetry Adventure

Mystery Horror Parody Angst

Suspense Tragedy Crime Family

Friendship