Uh...hey, Fanfiction world. Bladewielder05 here...*eye twitches* I'm a Smasher, an author of Fanfiction, and the hand that has your pitiful lives. Name's Bladewielder05, Blade for short. Sorry, couldn't resist (not sorry at all). Anyways, now that I got that out of my system, I can get onto the important things. I am willing to beta any stories so long as you actually listen to my words. I mean, if the point for you asking me to beta was to just hear the good stuff, then I'm seriously not the person for you. If you think I'm a nice guy who always finds something good to say about your story (which is true...sometimes), you're in for a world of hurt. Sure, I do try that, but I'm always looking for ways to improve as well. That should always be the goal. Anyways, a word of warning, if you do ask me to beta, depending on the situation, I would either advise or command. Should I command, if I don't see those changes in the final product, I'm finished. I'm done. I just might give you a second chance, but third chances aren't a thing in my book. Also if I'm taking too long to return your work (too long is a week), then shoot me a PM. I might either be too busy, too lazy, or too forgetful. Other than that, come at me, bro! I'm ready for some stories!

It's difficult for me to find good traits about myself. I guess...my eyes sore at grammar mistakes. Oh, how I hate those! I can usually see the subtle hints in story. Not to mention, I'm pretty good at the rhetorical side of things as I can help with sentence variation and choice diction. I can do some descriptions, and I do like to think up new scenarios...so...yeah...I'm not good at writing...XD

I'm ignorant. I'm an idiot. I can't do anything. And I suck mostly at writing stories. Let's see...I...cannot think of titles. I...cannot think of summaries. I...do have difficulty drawing out the personality of a character at times. I...sometimes repeat already-mentioned details...Oh, right, and I'm lazy as hell. I get tired easily, so I sometimes jump to the next thing...yeah...

I can do sob stories, romance, and horror. Yeah, the ones that always stab at your heart. I love those since I practically don't have a heart...other than that, I can really beta any story you wish for me to do.

I can't really do Sci-fi. I never really liked those. Other than that...I can't really think of anything as of the moment. Maybe Western? *shrugs* Parodies? Meh...I don't know...I don't really care...

Game Kingdom Hearts

Game Pokémon

Game Super Smash Brothers

General Romance Drama Adventure

Horror Angst Supernatural Suspense

Fantasy Spiritual Tragedy Family

Hurt/Comfort Friendship