Hello, um... well, I guess I'll get this thing started! I am a very bored person who is eternally waiting for inspiration to strike like a holy thunder, like lightning coming from above, like fire and brimstone raining from the skies... but that doesn't happen often. So, I beta read in my spare time. I don't expect much, but I do expect the bare minimum: don't make me do it ALL, please. From what I understand, albeit not much, I should only have search for errors, not rewrite your entire story for you. Please don't ignore the squiggly lines beneath your words, for they symbolize mistakes; and mistakes are not good. So, that's... pretty much it.

I excel at finding overall mistakes, because I've been proofreading for quite some time. I will see a mistake and my brain kind of... yells at me and says "FIX IT!". So... yeah. I'm best at finding grammar mistakes, and spelling issues are not generally a problem, considering the little red zig-zag that pops up beneath the word... so, yeah.

Alright, in all honesty, I hate words that are spelled differently and yet pronounced the same... there's a word for that, although at present it evades me. e.g: there, they're, and their. So, if you find that I have missed one, please be patient... everyone has troubles. Another thing is that, well, if your... you're... um... the story that you have written is very absorbing, I MAY miss a thing or two. What can I say?

I love Love LOVE reading comedies. I also enjoy adventures, and, for some odd reason, crossovers. I pretty much like all types of stories... except the mentioned "not my cup of tea" stories.

I cannot stand... what's the word? "Lemons"? Well, anything that explicitly details the act of lovemaking, I refuse to beta read. Not because I dislike you personally, of course. I just can't beta read your story. I also won't do really violent, bloody-for-the-sake-of-blood stories. Sure, your average, everyday kind of "he got shot and has a hole in his chest thing" is fine. But if you intensely describe intestines... I won't be beta reading your story.

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