I use U.K. English, I can spell, I'm a reasonably good author-excluding my older stories- and often have new ideas for a person to add. I expect someone to use, well, English, with none of that "LOL!OMG!" rubbish, and least use paragraphs, as well as having a decent grasp of spelling and grammar.

I excel at insuring you are using correct English, or helping a person with ideas when they need a few. I can also write decent summaries if you need them.

I often can criticise a lot if I don't like your story, and make myself sound like an incredible bastard. I'm also not great at writing romance, but that does mean I'm very good at picking up what's wrong.

I enjoy original well-written fanfictions.

No pointless smut fics, no mpreg, no unoriginal cliche stuff (if you think your fic is unoriginal, but want to make it less unoriginal, that's fine), no high school fics (unless we're talking about a fandom that's set in a high school), no self-inserts, no Mary Sues, no bad Crack! fics and no bad crossovers.

Anime Death Note Book Harry Potter Anime Haruhi Suzumiya series

Anime Love Hina Game Mass Effect Game Metal Gear

Anime Naruto Anime Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ Anime One Piece

General Romance Humor Drama Poetry Adventure

Mystery Horror Parody Angst Supernatural Suspense

Sci-Fi Fantasy Spiritual Tragedy Western Crime

Family Hurt/Comfort Friendship