FanFiction / FanFiction: Community: Funny stories Admin: Lex for President. Newest 50 entries shown. 2020-09-15T21:08:01-08:00 tag:fanfiction.net,2020-09-15:/atom/c2/32161/3/ ImpNo1 /u/1347494/ImpNo1 2009-02-20T13:01:17-08:00 2009-02-20T13:01:17-08:00 Let's Be Adults Here tag:fanfiction.net,2009-02-20:story.4877420 Author: <a href='/u/1347494/ImpNo1'>ImpNo1</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: T<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Jimmy O.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 4,284, Reviews: 8, Rated: T, Complete<hr size=1>Jimmy has really good intentions - he's just got bad luck. He got chased with a staple gun, crashed his car, and now several people want to kill him. Oops? - Slight Clark/Lois, Chloe/Jimmy if you squint. achildofthestars /u/1183149/achildofthestars 2009-01-26T17:16:26-08:00 2009-01-26T17:16:26-08:00 On a Bridge tag:fanfiction.net,2009-01-26:story.4820612 Author: <a href='/u/1183149/achildofthestars'>achildofthestars</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: T<br>Romance<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 1,732, Reviews: 12, Rated: T, Complete<hr size=1>Lois/Clark. Possible spoilers for 'Bride' and onwards. Lois is standing in the snow and thinking of what she's come for, when it comes finding her. Jade4813 /u/1021253/Jade4813 2009-01-24T22:03:32-08:00 2009-01-24T22:03:32-08:00 The Twelve Labors of Clark Kent tag:fanfiction.net,2009-01-24:story.4816309 Author: <a href='/u/1021253/Jade4813'>Jade4813</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 12,023, Reviews: 21, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Another contribution for the DI Summer Challenge. Clark and Lois spend a day at an amusement park, and Lois hears a prediction she didn't expect. Takes place right after "Committed." Clois. Backstepkisses /u/792431/Backstepkisses 2008-12-23T08:19:46-08:00 2008-12-23T08:19:46-08:00 Something Nice tag:fanfiction.net,2008-12-23:story.4736289 Author: <a href='/u/792431/Backstepkisses'>Backstepkisses</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 2,146, Reviews: 10, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Sometimes, getting a Christmas Card from Lois it's not necessarily a good thing, or at least, that's what Clark thinks. Backstepkisses /u/792431/Backstepkisses 2008-12-21T15:16:53-08:00 2008-12-21T15:16:53-08:00 Pride Restored tag:fanfiction.net,2008-12-21:story.4731609 Author: <a href='/u/792431/Backstepkisses'>Backstepkisses</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Romance/Humor<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 2,021, Reviews: 15, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Post-Bride. Clark wants to end the awkwardness between Lois and him, but it doesn't turn out how he expected. ImpNo1 /u/1347494/ImpNo1 2008-11-15T17:38:41-08:00 2008-11-15T17:38:41-08:00 Jimmy Olsen, You're Screwed tag:fanfiction.net,2008-11-15:story.4657473 Author: <a href='/u/1347494/ImpNo1'>ImpNo1</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: T<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 4,725, Reviews: 16, Rated: T, Complete<hr size=1>Jimmy has a plan. It involves a black balaclava, tripping over a rock and smacking into a window, bonding with in-laws, and trying to get everyone's favourite couple together. htbthomas /u/892145/htbthomas 2008-01-18T07:19:38-08:00 2008-01-18T07:19:38-08:00 Shipwrecked tag:fanfiction.net,2008-01-18:story.4018508 Author: <a href='/u/892145/htbthomas'>htbthomas</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor<br>Characters: Chloe S., Lois L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 1,402, Reviews: 15, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Assigned a puff piece to write, Lois gets a little help from Chloe in understanding the odd phenomenon of shipping wars. Cracky fluff! PhantomKnight88 /u/1442880/PhantomKnight88 2008-01-16T21:11:51-08:00 2008-01-16T21:11:51-08:00 Elroy's Choice tag:fanfiction.net,2008-01-16:story.4016216 Author: <a href='/u/1442880/PhantomKnight88'>PhantomKnight88</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 4,064, Reviews: 6, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Elroy chooses who he likes best, Clark or Lois' boyfriend Jade4813 /u/1021253/Jade4813 2007-12-26T23:01:37-08:00 2007-12-26T23:01:37-08:00 An Imperfect Christmas tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-26:story.3971130 Author: <a href='/u/1021253/Jade4813'>Jade4813</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: T<br>Romance/Humor<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 17,343, Reviews: 24, Rated: T, Complete<hr size=1>My response to the 2007 Holiday Ficstravaganza. Clark has the perfect Christmas waiting for him at the Farm...so why is he knocking on Lois's door? Clois. Irish Rose1 /u/136335/Irish-Rose1 2008-10-03T10:06:49-08:00 2008-10-03T10:06:49-08:00 Jonathan's Gambit tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-26:story.3748878 Author: <a href='/u/136335/Irish-Rose1'>Irish Rose1</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: T<br>Romance/Humor<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 51, Words: 193,438, Reviews: 158, Rated: T, Complete<hr size=1>What do you get when you put a no nonsense Federal Agent under the same roof as a headstrong nightclub singer in 1940's Smallville? For Clark Kent and Lois Lane it’s nothing but trouble. KeymaJade /u/363515/KeymaJade 2007-11-04T18:55:32-08:00 2007-11-04T18:55:32-08:00 Operation: Pain in My Side tag:fanfiction.net,2007-09-11:story.3780320 Author: <a href='/u/363515/KeymaJade'>KeymaJade</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 9, Words: 20,502, Reviews: 95, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>In which Chloe is completely and utterly frustrated with the flirting and arguing and especially the sexual tension that goes on between our favorite pair. KeymaJade /u/363515/KeymaJade 2007-09-11T22:52:34-08:00 2007-09-11T22:52:34-08:00 True To Your Heart tag:fanfiction.net,2006-10-20:story.3207197 Author: <a href='/u/363515/KeymaJade'>KeymaJade</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Romance/Humor<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 10, Words: 69,604, Reviews: 109, Rated: K+, In-Progress<hr size=1>Lois has the perfect husband, her partner and hero, and the perfect children, even if they do get into trouble but it all gets ripped away from her in a second and she's sent back in time to Smallville in order to change the future for the better. kiki399 /u/501060/kiki399 2007-10-24T19:44:10-08:00 2007-10-24T19:44:10-08:00 Old Familiar Things tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-24:story.3854725 Author: <a href='/u/501060/kiki399'>kiki399</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>General<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 1,920, Reviews: 5, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Halloween preparation at the Kent farm. Zucht /u/1092828/Zucht 2007-10-05T11:51:35-08:00 2007-10-05T11:51:35-08:00 The Key To A Chew Toy tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-05:story.3819950 Author: <a href='/u/1092828/Zucht'>Zucht</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 6, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Lois gave Shelby a chew toy named Clarkie Zucht /u/1092828/Zucht 2007-09-20T09:18:56-08:00 2007-09-20T09:18:56-08:00 The Key To Prey tag:fanfiction.net,2007-09-20:story.3794068 Author: <a href='/u/1092828/Zucht'>Zucht</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Drama/Romance<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 3, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Lois is somebody's prey, and he succeeds AlaskaCannoli /u/1269571/AlaskaCannoli 2007-05-04T18:39:47-08:00 2007-05-04T18:39:47-08:00 Dessert Wars! Smallville Style tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-04:story.3522833 Author: <a href='/u/1269571/AlaskaCannoli'>AlaskaCannoli</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor/Romance<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 2, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Complete. Clois. Take nay defense nonclois shippers. There will be no insulting, just desserts please don’t be offended. If you’re a Chlarker or Clana, you should be aware of the show’s situations for the couples. Clois has it’s problems too. I got this i TotallyCool /u/1231051/TotallyCool 2007-04-16T23:39:50-08:00 2007-04-16T23:39:50-08:00 Now That Just Makes Me Laugh tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-16:story.3493471 Author: <a href='/u/1231051/TotallyCool'>TotallyCool</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 1,733, Reviews: 7, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Clark was depressed with his overdose breakup with Lana. But somehow, a certain memory about Lois Lane can't make him to stop laughing. R&R Please... lola121880 /u/993060/lola121880 2007-03-08T20:28:26-08:00 2007-03-08T20:28:26-08:00 It's Like Feeding Ducks tag:fanfiction.net,2006-06-09:story.2982884 Author: <a href='/u/993060/lola121880'>lola121880</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Drama/Humor<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 11, Words: 30,613, Reviews: 27, Rated: K+, In-Progress<hr size=1>Lois, Clark and Chloe go undercover at an elementary school for the DP. Feuds, mystery, and chaos ensue! R-Gomeni /u/1119673/R-Gomeni 2006-12-10T04:09:38-08:00 2006-12-10T04:09:38-08:00 Pigs Will Fly tag:fanfiction.net,2006-12-10:story.3282344 Author: <a href='/u/1119673/R-Gomeni'>R-Gomeni</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman, Lois L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 288, Reviews: 22, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>HUMORClois. She always said pigs would fly first... KeymaJade /u/363515/KeymaJade 2006-11-27T21:10:03-08:00 2006-11-27T21:10:03-08:00 Hi Martha, It’s Lois—Lois Lane tag:fanfiction.net,2006-11-27:story.3260793 Author: <a href='/u/363515/KeymaJade'>KeymaJade</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Lois L., Chloe S.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 2,681, Reviews: 8, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Ask and you shall recieve. This goes with my standalone story You're Coming Home. It's sort of a prequel, as it's before that story but they both could be read alone. This just has the encounter with Chloe, more drunk Lois and a phone call to Martha Kent. Jade4813 /u/1021253/Jade4813 2006-04-12T21:22:45-08:00 2006-04-12T21:22:45-08:00 Just Another Day in Smallville: A Spoof tag:fanfiction.net,2006-04-12:story.2889816 Author: <a href='/u/1021253/Jade4813'>Jade4813</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Parody<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 2,153, Reviews: 35, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>My first fanfic ever. A short hopefully humorous spoof of some of the things that happen a lot in Smallville. Mild Lana bashing, but nothing too severe. Comments of any sort are welcome, even encouraged, but please be gentle! bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2005-07-31T13:14:26-08:00 2005-07-31T13:14:26-08:00 Lionel the Vinyl tag:fanfiction.net,2005-07-31:story.2511573 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>General<br>Characters: Lionel L., Lex L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 812, Reviews: 6, Rated: K+, In-Progress<hr size=1>Another person turns into something random? I'm beginning to see a patternt developing here. sequel to Lana the llama bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2005-11-27T13:12:02-08:00 2005-11-27T13:12:02-08:00 Martha Kent the Arthur Dent tag:fanfiction.net,2005-11-27:story.2678318 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: T<br>Humor<br>Characters: Martha K.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 4, Rated: T, Complete<hr size=1>Yet another in the continuing 'people who turn into things that sound like thier names'series. Martha Kent becomes Arthur Dent bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2005-12-11T13:20:41-08:00 2005-12-11T13:20:41-08:00 Pete the chunk of meat tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-11:story.2698186 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor<br>Characters: Pete R.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 956, Reviews: 5, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Yet another pointless sequel to the utterly unnecessary Lana the Llama. bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2005-07-31T10:22:47-08:00 2005-07-31T10:22:47-08:00 Clark the Shark tag:fanfiction.net,2005-07-31:story.2511331 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor/Parody<br>Characters: Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 9, Rated: K+, In-Progress<hr size=1>Clark becomes a Shark, sequel to Lana the Llama. 1truelove /u/984475/1truelove 2006-08-15T14:22:18-08:00 2006-08-15T14:22:18-08:00 Gemstones tag:fanfiction.net,2006-08-15:story.3106943 Author: <a href='/u/984475/1truelove'>1truelove</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Romance/Humor<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 2,309, Reviews: 13, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Clark gives Lois an odd birthday present. It might just be exactly what she needed. Clois oneshot. bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2006-03-01T09:21:30-08:00 2006-03-01T09:21:30-08:00 Lois Lane the Aeroplane tag:fanfiction.net,2006-03-01:story.2824103 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Parody/Humor<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 5, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>Yup i'm finally running out of ideas. Still only Lex and Jonathon to do and I've done the entire main cast of characters. bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2005-06-19T07:43:44-08:00 2005-06-19T07:43:44-08:00 Lana the Llama tag:fanfiction.net,2005-06-19:story.2444641 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>General<br>Characters: Lana L./Valkyrie<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 1,437, Reviews: 18, Rated: K+, In-Progress<hr size=1>For some inexplicable reason Lana becomes a Llama. Warning: not for Lana fans louiselane /u/155297/louiselane 2005-12-17T15:43:13-08:00 2005-12-17T15:43:13-08:00 Look Who is Talking tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-17:story.2706956 Author: <a href='/u/155297/louiselane'>louiselane</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor/Romance<br>Characters: Lois L., Clark K./Superman<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 2,732, Reviews: 4, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>Lois gets a parrot named Roxie who is willing to annoying Shelby. Inspired by Krpto episodes where the animals talk. Lex for President /u/1015571/Lex-for-President 2006-05-05T14:34:53-08:00 2006-05-05T14:34:53-08:00 The Dance Off tag:fanfiction.net,2006-04-23:story.2908698 Author: <a href='/u/1015571/Lex-for-President'>Lex for President</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>Humor/Parody<br>Chapters: 2, Words: 691, Reviews: 7, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>What happens after Cow Wars. writer writing /u/1001202/writer-writing 2006-03-25T10:39:37-08:00 2006-03-25T10:39:37-08:00 Our Dog Krypto tag:fanfiction.net,2006-03-25:story.2861102 Author: <a href='/u/1001202/writer-writing'>writer writing</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K<br>General/Humor<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 598, Reviews: 8, Rated: K, Complete<hr size=1>The day Clark and Lois find Krypto from Lois' point of view. Lex for President /u/1015571/Lex-for-President 2006-03-29T12:53:51-08:00 2006-03-29T12:53:51-08:00 Cow Wars tag:fanfiction.net,2006-03-29:story.2866623 Author: <a href='/u/1015571/Lex-for-President'>Lex for President</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor<br>Characters: Jonathan K., Lex L.<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 13, Rated: K+, Complete<hr size=1>After a fight between Lex and Jonathan, Lex steals the Kents' cows. bec7012 /u/774255/bec7012 2006-04-24T15:16:59-08:00 2006-04-24T15:16:59-08:00 Chloe Sullivan the oh forget it tag:fanfiction.net,2006-04-24:story.2910019 Author: <a href='/u/774255/bec7012'>bec7012</a><br><a href='/tv/Smallville/'>Smallville</a><br>English, Rated: K+<br>Humor/Parody<br>Characters: Chloe S., Lana L./Valkyrie<br>Chapters: 1, Words: 526, Reviews: 6, Rated: K+, In-Progress<hr size=1>Nothing rhymes with Chloe Sullivan but somehow i still manage to get a story out of it. Not technically part of the Lana the Llama saga, more a random interlude.