Summary: The starship enterprise E is pulled back in time to 2009 and a distress call by Q who asks them to rescue his niece Bella swan. Data immediately sees that she was his, that she was meant for him. Data is devastated when he realises that she was attacked by a vampire and that for three days she will be in utter torment under pain of death. Twilight/Star trek tng crossover

When in episode "Deja Q" Q suddenly finds himself human he says "Now I can stab my toe with the best of them" Which human does that remind us of? Let's see what would happen if a certain human is not exactly a human...