Merchant decides that he needs to go to Yokai Academy. Why? I don't really care, cuz' he's just there!(See, I can sing!) Along the way, he meets Busdriver (The rapper, not the Bus Driver man.) That One Guy From Howl's Moving Castle, and lots and lots of ladies underwear, accompanied by their best friend: Chronic Nosebleeding. What's gonna happen? Let's find out! (Or not...)