Hinata's Genin exam goes horribly right, and she ends up showing up at Roanoke Abyss like others have over the years. In this universe, Orochimaru just wanted to fix induced incontinence, Mizuki took Naruto to practical lessons in bar brawling, Tenten is the reincarnation of another with hair buns, and Kaguya was a fan-girl. Candidate for "Most Unlikely Crossovers" communities.