Sakura is the biological daughter of Zalgo and the adoptive daughter of Slenderman. She was found by Slenderman when she was 3 after her mother planned her death. He raised as his own among the Creepypasta family till she was 7 when they decided it was safer to have her raised in Konoha. Sakura has hidden her secret for so long, but some mischief from her family changed that.

Inspirational Idea. What happens if Naruto finds something in a cave, what if the "something" changes him into something MORE. Hope someone likes my idea and gives it a go, not to be confused with a born bloodline, but a "gifted" bloodline, hopefully you get the idea. The pairings are up to you, so is the rating. Please inform me when you write this. Good luck.

Sasuke dreams of people as gods. It's almost funny, what his subconscious tells him. And by funny, he means annoyingly obvious. (Contains references to Shinto, Greek, Norse, and Judeo-Christian mythology.)

I don't really know how to do a summary for this story...but, i will tell you now, this is a yaoi pairing story! the pairing is Jeff the Killer x Sasuke...DON'T JUDGE! Rated T for now but the rating might go up because of future chapters!

The kyuubi decides that a baby's mind is boring, so he revives Naruto's past lives. Deals are made, with a relevant god involved, and fate is shrugged. Some cursing and childish humor.

The myth of Procrustes told using Naruto characters. If that means nothing to you...a bandit is terrorizing travelers, and the Hokage sends Kakashi to take care of things. Before the series.