Mass Effect crackfic. You have been warned. Very warned. If you can identify all of the fandoms mentioned in this story you are hereby declared genre-savvy. May the schwartz be with you.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Complete