Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged chose many years ago to insult every being in the universe in hopes of finding death along the way. In Amestris, he has found not death, but infinite pain.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Complete