"I told Horace that they were named after Issac Newton but he said I was dumb and that they weren't!" It was going to be a long day for Halt. Just some insanity my friend, With-the-Wolves, and I came up with after a late night Big Bang Theory watching. Rated K because of the very last word in the actual story that some people would consider bad. Might add chapters.

Ranger's Apprentice characters saying funny and sometimes fitting lines from The Big Bang Theory. K plus for slices of innuendo. Oneshot