You know you hate it, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. It's that stupid hat. It has annoyed Bluefire-chan and Zara, BFFs 3&1, to the extent of destroying it once and for all in many stupid ways. Title is parody of 1000 Ways To Die, but that's where the similarity to that show stops. We're not killing Jiro, just his hat... hopefully... Rating may go up for later chapters.