MissSlytherinxoxohide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Jill! A few facts about me: I am a firm believer in the Oxford Comma, and am a grammar-nazi. There is no one I care more for than Newt Scamander. Space is simultaneously my favourite thing and the root cause of all my existential crises. The Mandela Effect is real and no one can tell me otherwise. Sometimes I'm funny. *shrugs* that's all I got. I am happy to talk to anyone about anything and I do take requests for one-shots, so feel free to PM me about anything, anytime. I mostly write for Jily, but there are other random things I d(r)abble in. Eh? I'll see myself out... My wall of favourite quotes from people and character's (This will grow over time): "You didn't see that coming?" ~Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver (Avengers: Age of Ultron). "UNLESS someone like you / cares a whole awful lot, / nothing's going to get better / it's not." ~Dr. Suess (The Lorax). "No." ~Hamlet (Hamlet, Act III scene iii line 92). "... Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." ~Our Queen and Saviour, J.K. Rowling. "You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." ~Robin Williams "No matter what anyone tells you, words and ideas can change the world." ~Robin Wiliams. Side Note: This is my all time favourite quote. I live by it. "Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real?" ~Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore (HP: DH) "I don't want to go..." ~The Tenth Doctor/David Tennant because you can't convince me that it wasn't him saying that. (Doctor Who: End of Time). "Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of a lesser man to light the flame." ~The War Doctor (Doctor Who: The Day of The Doctor). "She doesn't even go here!" ~Damien (Mean Girls). "If a python knocks on your door and says 'Hi, I'm a vacuum cleaner!' it's not true. That's a python." ~Skittles's Twitter. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." ~William Shakespeare. "I never think of the future--it comes soon enough." Albert Einstein. "Raggedy Man, goodbye." ~Amelia Pond (Doctor Who: The Angels Take Manhattan). "First, think. Second, believe. Third, dream. And finally, dare." ~Walt Disney. | |||||||
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Shelf Awareness by GhostOfBambi reviews
It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,008 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 5/4/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Night of the Loving Dead by Ghost-of-Bee reviews
For unrequited love is the most savage killer of all. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,248 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Way Or Another by CLEOLEMONFANFICTION reviews
AU: HIGH SCHOOL STORY! "Oliver Queen put me fucking down! Now!" "I like the bossy Felicity, it's hot." "Queen! I'm not kidding I can destroy you in a second with my phone!" "Bitch with Wi-Fi, I like it." "I'm calling Roy! He is going to kick your ass!" "Fe-li-city..." "WHAT?" "We're here." "Then why don't you put me down?" "I like the view of your ass." OLICITY
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,730 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Tommy M.
Careless Texter by GhostOfBambi reviews
Alternate Universe. Answer to the prompt, "I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are," with some twists and differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/21/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Salmon Fishing in the Olympics by GhostOfBambi reviews
Modern Era AU. When Lily Evans seeks assistance from James Potter to avoid the attentions of a suitor who just won't take no for an answer, she accidentally lands them both on the front page of every gossip magazine in Britain. She should have thought about that before pretending to be the girlfriend of a famous athlete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/27/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Filthy Animals by GhostOfBambi reviews
Modern Era AU: James Potter is a talented young detective who's used to doing whatever he wants. When his new boss, DCI McGonagall, tires of his troublemaker ways, she hires her brilliant protégée, Lily Evans, to keep him under control. Now, if only Lily could control herself...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,927 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 4/26/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Marriage and Mischief Managed by nitefang reviews
When the Marriage Incentive is posited by both ancient magic and the Ministry to counter the severe population decline, Hermione finds herself disappointed with her prospects. The aforementioned prospects, however, finds this frankly offensive and decides to live up to her exact expectations, even if they're untrue, to prove Hermione's good at reading books, not people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Not As Dreadful As You Would Think by bookspensandtea reviews
For some reason these four Gryffindors have never properly met. But now they all have to serve detention on a Saturday in September, just days after arriving at Hogwarts for their fifth year. Jily fic based on the Breakfast Club.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016
Dead Men Rise Up Sometimes by cgner reviews
Lily Evans leads a simple life of making pies and waking the dead. She doesn't wake them for good, mind – only for a minute, until she and Sirius can find out who killed them. Their latest case: James Potter, moneyed heir, messy haired, and recent murder victim. Keeping him alive is a terrible idea. Too bad Lily's always been a bit reckless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,666 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/20/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
All The Way by nitefang reviews
Who knew a charmed radio, a magical locket, and some Sinatra could go such a long, long way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Partnership by OwlIs reviews
A business trip to California has Oliver less than thrilled. Especially since it involves a certain genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Felicity on the other hand couldn't be more excited to meet her technological idol. With human traffickers on the loose, it isn't long before the Arrow makes an appearance in Malibu. Established Olicity.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
With Little to No Help From Friends by Sarah Jo Dantess reviews
James still likes Lily, and he's miserable. Lily likes James but thinks he doesn't like her anymore, and she's miserable. And good friends go to great lengths - well, inefficient and long-winded lengths, that is - to make their friends happy again, isn't that right? Rated T for references to language, mild language, and references to adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Reunion by katiearbour95 reviews
Oliver has his 10 year high school reunion coming up and everyone knows you go back with one of two goals in mind. (1) To show off how successful you've become, or (2) to get the guy you couldn't get back then. Only problem is, there are a lot of girls who think they are getting their second chance with Oliver Queen, and it may be enough to ruin the entire mission.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,539 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan, Felicity S./Overwatch
Treacherous by AnnaCarol123 reviews
"Did you know everyone at Verdant thinks we're sleeping together? Apparently every single person in Starling City does." She tells him. "I didn't know that." "Yeah, well, they do." She says with a smile. She grabs the bottle from the table and takes a sip from it. "You'd be surprise how easy it is to get things when everyone thinks you're Oliver Queen's girlfriend."
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch
Opportunity by scriberated reviews
After returning from their mission, Jack becomes an unlikely ally when he sticks his neck out for her, and gets her officially put on the Stark case - as his partner, no less. Things get complicated. Cartson. Starkinelli.
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,678 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [J. Thompson, P. Carter] [H. Stark, Angie M.]
Breaking the Rules by omgitsnovia reviews
A Fremione fanfiction set to begin the summer before Hermione's fifth year. **Title subject to change**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Love Bug: The Matchmaker Phenomenon by nitefang reviews
The entire Wizarding community seems to be speechless, over the edge and just breathless. Hopeless, they're head over heels in the moment. Who knew they'd get hit by that love bug? Breaking off long-standing relationships and forsaking personal vows, everyone's taken a flying leap and fallen in love. There must be something in the water.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
All because of a Time Bomb by p0tt3rh3ad reviews
Fred and Hermione are trapped in the past. How will they get back, and do they even want to go back? I'm not good at summaries. I appologize and usually my mind changes plot halfway throught the story... follow it and review I promise it will an amazing Fremione fic as always...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Never Alone by PsychoticPixieDerangedDoctor
I am Never Alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 183 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11932 - Favs: 11,625 - Follows: 9,807 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fait Accompli by SarRansom reviews
Their final year, their final chance at finding each other, his final plan to call Lily Evans his. To grow up. Full detailed summary inside. Canon pairings/characters. JP/LE alongside the ever wonderful Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,723 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the Quidditch Pitch by CokeBottleK reviews
It was the middle of the night and the Quidditch pitch was dark... L/J. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6179 - Favs: 15,297 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potterella by GhostOfBambi reviews
He thought she just wanted to dress in a pretty costume and force him to play at one of her favourite childhood games. Boys were stupid like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
For The Record, I Blame You by XxXxSlytherinPrincessxXxX reviews
Getting stuck with your best friend's brother in a wall of all things isn't the smartest thing to let yourself get into. Then again, getting stuck in the before-mentioned wall with a girl you've loved for years isn't exactly genius either. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Paper Planes by Snwy.Leopard reviews
It surprised Hermione how anonymous notes on paper planes made her realize she wasn't just the typical Know-It-All Ron sees her as. It surprised her even more when she found out who the anonymous person was. One Shot. Slightly AU HBP. HG/FW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Intoxication of the Shrew by GhostOfBambi reviews
This is just the kind of thing that happens when life decides to punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Stuck reviews
Jily AU. Lily Evans works as a secretary at a newspaper company. She spends her days tormenting her rival James Potter and, in turn, being tormented right back. One day, the two get stuck in an elevator together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Not a Love Story reviews
Upon meeting James Potter and Lily Evans, one would think that they were complete opposites, and that they were destined to hate each other. One would never think that their lives would turn out quite like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,045 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
What Could Have Been reviews
At the wedding of Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley, Hermione finds herself talking to the most unlikely of people...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
