Name: J, Jakyee, Tardis, Berry, Shortcake, Jay

Age: Hum... stalker much?

Appearance: black hair that goes to the bottom of my ear, gold, yes gold, eyes.

Favourite clothes: my black shirt with blue writing on it that say 'If it's not broke I'll brake it,' jeans heavy black uniform shoes, blue leather jacket and my hand made Tardis friend ship necklace

What my friends think about me: She is very loyal and if you mess with her your as good as gone. Has the guts to launch slices of canned pineapple at the meanest teacher in school. Knows how to make everyone laugh. Sarcastic as hell. Warning if messed with will cause permanent damage results point most likely to DEATH. (And the best for last) Umm... she's pretty cool.

How teachers think of me: Should have given her a detention last week. She shot pineapple at my head!!!!! Needs to stop blasting the song 'American Idiot' every time someone gets a question wrong. Do I even need to speak?

Favourites: Green Day, silver, battel strategy,

Fears: Small heights, Wonder bread, (Don't judge!) My littel pony

Best Friends: Olivia, Dylan, Jane, M's, Stacey, Emily L., Emily F., PJ, Shawn ( Wilson or Hobo King),Eathen(Patahead), Jonathan (Chipper)

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night...

Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world.

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film .

DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... .

DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days)

DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all. Daniel: Wait for me...

-20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... .

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day...

Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...

If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"

12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you dislike rasest people

33 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and aka "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on.

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.

29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

30. Tell people that you can see their aura.

31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have face book...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:

IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE...

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: KNOW that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?(Black)

2. Your first initial?(J)

3. Your month of birth?(September)

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?(Black)

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.(Angela)

6. Your favorite number?(3)

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?(Flying)

you like the Lake or Ocean more?(ocean)

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).(To fall in love)

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile

was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart- I copied this from PJoHoOFan (I read this an immediately started crying)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, Lexie Daughter of Athena, Firecewolf, Bookworm257, KatieElizabethGrace, PJoHoOFan, PavLuvsPercyJackson, Just kidding 585

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena

"So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

"We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!"

"Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh

(Bold=yes)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies

x) You love jeans

(x) Dogs are better then cats

(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt

(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.

(x) Shopping is torture.

(x) sad movies suck

(x) You own/ed an X-Box.

(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid (Just with my little brother)
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (I was five, jeez)
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x) Talk with food in your mouth. (Occasionally, only at home)
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 24 ( and I am a girl!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) You love to shop

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry (Only earrings)

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.(5 people 5)

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

(x) You smile a lot more than you should (no i just don't know how to take boldof

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Sneakers and high tops count?)

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4

That's kinda sad.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterni"ty

B=yes

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 (x)It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 (X) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (heck yeah, it was me!)

19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class (I fell alseep during my NAPLAN test, and three times in one period)

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (That happened just today, actually. I put my jacket on upside-down, so the hem was where the collar should be.)

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things (purposely!)

33 (x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ( Have I already posted that part?)

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

ed if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Sorry I superstitious.

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. (Brooke :D)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this on your profile. ( Dylan, Angela, Pj ,Shawn, Jane-Teresa, Brown,Emily, Eathen and Stacy you guys are the BEST)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (But I don't remember...)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (PJATO)

(Uh... Um... Uh... Oh Yeah!) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

CREEPY!:

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass this on

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"