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Author has written 6 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Road to Eldorado, Cheaper by the Dozen, Stargate: Atlantis, and Pitch Black / Riddick. Welcome to the new insanity that is me. I have come to embrace my weirdness as an aspect I can live with and make into a rather prosperous living. Due to this realization, my activities on this space have slowed, but I promise that when I send in my manuscript...well, I'll prolly start on my second novel, seeing as it's a sequal. Sorry. I will post ocassionally. Look for me. Please...PLEASE! do the challenges. I'd like to see how other people handle my ideas. CHALLEGE OF THE WEEK: 1.) For any Star Wars fic writers or whatever. It must be a Yoda Fic. Yoda must be picked (arrange it how you want) to teach a young, exuberant woman who is powerful (force-wise) but cannot be taught to curb her enthusiasm or feelings. Quotes you must use: "Wow...that is possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...really." "Play loud this music you must not." "Life's too short to care." "FINE! I'm outta here! And may the Force shove a stick up your ass!" "Disturbing this is." Okay! Good luck! Have fun, and may the force...etc. etc. EMAIL IF YOU ACCEPT |
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Gamgees' Bane by CailenBraern reviews
Samwise Gamgee is considered by many to be a decent, respectable hobbit. Unusual for a lad his age, but what goes on behind closed doors? Rated for later chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,716 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Samwise G.
The Only Way Out by darkcherry reviews
Death is her only way out. But death didn't take her out. Instead, it brought her life. This is the story of Grace and her part in the Fellowship. R&R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,121 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003
Hidden Resources by Tipper reviews
COMPLETE! Searching again for a Z.P.M on another world, Shepard's Team find themselves on a planet with an unusual form of defense against the Wraith--shame it's broken.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,745 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
Gonna Kick Tomorrow by Jane Chanur reviews
Charlie spends a long night on the island.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2004
Bright Ideas by alyseci5 reviews
[Slash McShep] Most days he can trade the man snark for snark without breaking a sweat, and he has to admit that there's a twisted kind of fun in it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Occupational Hazard by CitrusBlast reviews
Sometimes it's better to just leave Ancient technology alone.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004
The Nightmare That Wouldn't End! by reese-sg reviews
A sequel to No More Chocolate! McKay has another reason to be angry when his jellybeans run out on him.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
No Exit by greatunironic reviews
Rodney gets himself in a jam. Carson comes to the rescue. With reinforcements, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
The Hobbit of My Affections by Darkfaery64 reviews
A romantic adventure in which Pippin leaves the Shire rather than declare his love for Merry. Naturally, Merry goes after him. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,724 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Name Game by Orrymain
Jack and Daniel celebrate their sixth anniversary as a couple, and as they do so, ponder what to name their children.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Easier To Run by Vinnies-Angel reviews
A path of self destruction is told by the secrets he holds. Slash Chapter 3: In The End
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
A Little Indigestion Between Friends by Aratlithiel1 reviews
or: A FrodoHealer's Fic. Gone Horribly Wrong
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
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Damn, Not Again! reviews
Rated for excessive use of the word 'Damn'. Through the eyes of a young thief. Just for fun, no real point. Read and review. Discontinued until further notice. Feel free to write your own ending.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
Work In Progress reviews
Sequal to 'The Testing of Wills'. It's Valentines Day and the Wraith decide to attack when Sheppard's team and Carson Beckett are off world. For Kedawen, this is intolerable. The Wraith have been very bad...they need to be punished. NOC introduced.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004
The Testing of Wills reviews
FINISHED. Now that I think of it, it's more like a parody, which wasn't really a part of the Stargate Atlantis canon, not that Fanfiction usually is, and I don't really like it, but you might.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004
Prodigal Son, er, Daughter? reviews
Her name is Carter T. O'Neill-Jackson, and the first few things she did after coming through the event horizon were to point a weapon at Danny's head, announce that no one was allowed to touch her guns, and challenge Jack O'Neill's authority. RR
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,575 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
Thicker Than Water reviews
One Shot. Cheaper by the Dozen We never found out what happened to the bullies that made fun of Charlie and Lorain. This is what I would have done. Also what happened after. Read and Review.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Eternity as a Horse reviews
Altivo looked mighty intelligent for a horse in that movie. All those faces he made. The way he mouthed the words 'El Dorado.' Here's my perspective as to why. please review
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004
