Shawny's Girl
 Author has written 5 stories for Big Time Rush, and NCIS: Los Angeles. Hey! I'm Vas and I would like to welcome you to my profile! I am a 14 year old girl with a nerdy passion :P Well my favorite tv shows are: Psych (GREATEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF EVER), Big Time Rush, NCIS: Los Angeles (like my newest obsession, or well Deeks is... Shh don't tell my bf), NCIS, Kickin' It, Pokemon, Yugioh GX, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Scrubs, Supah Ninjas, and Suburgatory. Yeah I don't have specific type of show I like. My favorite bands are: All Time Low, Bowling For Soup, Simple Plan, The Fray, Train, Nine Days, Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Cascada, Nickelback, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Script, Cobra Starship, The Click Five, Finger Eleven, and Lifehouse. My favorite movies are: 1408, Stay Alive, Dead Silence, White Chicks, 17 Again, Cirque Du Freak, and a whole bunch of others. My favorite books... just to many to count, but on fanfiction my favorite genre is defiantly angst. (Wow that was a WHOLE bunch of pointless info, sorry to waste your time) Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Fun things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.- ALL THE TIME!! If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homophobes/racists/sexists/etc, copy and paste this into you profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you found 'The One', copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay I know I might be a little young, but we have been together for 8 years, I love him with all my heart, and he is my best friend) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile. - ahhhhhhh, what would we do without google... Have you ever made an OC and the author has ether called it a Mary Sue, Sucky, Stupid, etc and it was at least a little bit based off of yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (This REALLY pissed me off, cause that character was almost exactly like me and they said it was like TERRIBLE. Afterwards I called them some stuff I ain't proud of, haha) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. List You Favorite 12 NCIS/NCIS: LA Characters (In no particular order) 1 Ziva 2 Tony 3 Kensi 4 Deeks 5 Tim 6 Eric 7 Gibbs 8 Callen 9 Abby 10 Sam 11 Hetty 12 Nell 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Eric - Hetty. Never have never will 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Deeks- um YEAH 3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? Kensi- Deeks Kinda weird that its MPreg but it could work. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Abby- Ive seen them... just never read them. 5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Tony-Hetty. they most def would not. 6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Tim/Callen or Tim/Sam... Hmm more of an 8/10... 7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex? Ziva walked in on Tim and Eric... She might kill them both. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic Kensi - Sam umm... Kensi and Deeks are getting married Real or Not. But more importantly who will walk her down the isle? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Ziva- Callen. I dont think so but it could work 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Eric - Nell. Running the team... It makes sense in my head 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Deeks/Ziva. umm... De-flower? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot? Kensi. Nope 13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? Kensi.. I kinda pride myself on not being perverted 14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Callen - Follow Me - Uncle Kracker 15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Ziva/Eric/Nell umm... No Comment. 16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two? Ziva - Tony Are you saying you want to handcuff me, Tony? (There is so much sexual tension there I don't even have to make one up) 17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Tim... never: "(1.Ziva) and (7. Gibbs) are in a happy relationship until (7.Gibbs) runs off with (4. Deeks). (1.Ziva), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11.Hetty *GAG*) and a brief unhappy affair with (12. Nell), then follows the wise advice of (5. Tim) and finds true love with (3. Kensi).” There is something seriously wrong with this... Actually there is nothing RIGHT with this Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? Eric or Hetty... Hmm Eric is really tech smart but Hetty has EVERYTHING else so... Hetty Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? Tony um not my type... 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Nell sends Callen to find out who killed the person? Yes they do it every tuesday! What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Tim umm... Hacking. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Gibbs or Callen... Oh hard one... Gibbs SCARY!! Subject: one messed up sleepover If you repost this on your profile she will not bother you ps.imagine if that was you YOUR REAL NAME: Vasilissa . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Vasizzle (Only a name fit for a pimp:) YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Orangutang YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Alexandria Camelot (not bad) YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Water (blah how boring) YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aixeose... ( Wow THAT is weird, but I kinda like it) YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sue (Gah way to dull) Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Triva (Nice) YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mittens...( Ha ha Sexy right? You get a virtual cookie if you can guess what animal it is) PLEASE if you are a good person you will not read below. PLEASE! You have been warned. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Repost or you are going to die. Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS This is gonna be interesting :) 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? I'm Just a Kid – Simple Plan (Well, yeah I guess) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Imperfection – Saving Jane (Okay I will admit I'm far from perfect... but really?) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Before He Cheats – Carrie Underwood (Nah, I love and trust Shawn, but I do think about him a lot) 4. WHAT IS 2+2? Do I want to answer this? Grenade – Bruno Mars (Oh my, I'm violent) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? You and Me – Lifehouse (That works) 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Accidentally In Love – Counting Crows (That about sums it up) 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Imperfection – Saving Jane (Wow first this is what my friends thought now this! Kinda makes me sad) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Perfect – Simple Plan (Wow I think this quiz is trying to say something) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Don't stop Believin' – Journey (Sure) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? The Lazy Song – Bruno Mars (Nope, this answer is denied. DENIED I say!) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Music Sounds Better With You – Big Time Rush (AWWW! That would be adorable!) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Absolutely (Story Of A Girl) – Nine Days (Makes sense) 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST? Bad Boy – Cascada (I make it my hobbie to be a bad boy? Can anyone say awkward?) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? When We Die – Bowling For Soup (Alrighty then.) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Almost – Bowling For Soup (Okay?) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Help Me – Arron Carter (Yeah I guess that could make sense) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Jessie's Girl – Rick Springfield (I will be murdered by Jessie's girl, that is what I got out of that) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Goof Life – One Republic (What is that suppose to mean?!?!?!) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Because of You – Kelly Clarkson (No Comment) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Come On Get Higher – Matt Nathanson 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Thanks For The Memories – Fall Out Boy (Does that mean divorce :( *DRAMATIC* NOOOOOOOOOOO!) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? How To Save A Life – The Fray (Letting someone down? Yeah) 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Stuck Like Glue – Sugarland (Haha cool) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Love Drunk – Boys Like Girls (Hmm) 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Paralyzer – Finger Eleven (sure?) 26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Chemicals Collide – Boys Like Girls (What?) 27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Just The Girl – The Click Five (The title is complementary,. That actual song? Not so much) 28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Heels Over Head – Boys Like Girls (Sure) 29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Tonight Tonight - Hot Chelle Ray (Sigh, this is really long) 30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Keep Your Head Up – Andy Grammer (Yay! FINALLY done!) If you hate stereotypes and wish that people would just shut up, paste this into your profile. The ones in bold apply to me. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO so i MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so i MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE so i MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY so i MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST look for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool cause that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm NOT single so I MUST be putting out I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I like ANIME so I MUST be a geek with no social life I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE Flora: Do I ever cross your mind? Helia: No Flora: Do you like me? Helia: No Flora: Do you want me? Helia: No Flora: Would you cry if I left? Helia: No Flora: Would you live for me? Helia: No Flora: Would you do anything for me? Helia: No Flora: Choose--me or your life Helia: My life Flora runs away in shock and pain and Helia runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Sigh I'm a hopeless romantic and I know it (If Shawn (my bf) said this to me I think I would die, just soo sweet and romantic) -Pick the month you were born in- January ~ I killed February ~ I smelled March ~ I ran naked with April ~ I jumped May ~ I ate June ~ I shot July ~ I danced with August ~ I loved September ~ I kissed October ~ I robbed November ~ I slapped December ~ I stabbed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 ~ A banana 2 ~ A homeless guy 3 ~ A house 4 ~ A mop 5 ~ Barney the dinosaur 6 ~ A sock 7 ~ A stripper 8 ~ My lover 9 ~ My teacher 10 ~ An iPod 11 ~ A movie star 12 ~ A phone 13 ~ An angel 14 ~ A drunk guy 15 ~ A crack head 16 ~ A pillow 17 ~ A cat 18 ~ A teletubby 19 ~ A hobo 20 ~ Paris Hilton 21 ~ A dog 22 ~ A bird 23 ~ Elmo 24 ~ A rock star 25 ~ My toothbrush 26 ~ A glass of milk 27 ~ The kool-aid man 28 ~ A French fry 29 ~ A lesbian 30 ~ An emo 31 ~ A snowman -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco. Black ~ Because the voices told me to. Pink ~ Because I wanted to. Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back! Brown ~ because I’m on crack. Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun! Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz. Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat Green ~ Because big bird told me to. Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu. Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl. Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun. Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll! Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so! Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night. None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me. I danced with, a movie star, because I'm bringing sexy back! (Well that is one of the more boring ones sigh but I can't choose my B-Day, Right?) Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name A: Hot B: Loves people C: A good kisser D: Makes people laugh E: Loves to smile and laugh F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Very outgoing H: Easy to fall in love with I: Has gorgeous eyes J: Really sweet K: Really silly L: Smile to die for M: Makes dating fun N: Can kick the shit out of you O: Has one of the best personalities ever P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend S: Cute T: A very good kisser U: Is very sexual V: Not judgemental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Is loved by everyone Z: Can be funny and dumb at times V= Not Judgemental A= Hot S= Cute I= Has Gorgeous Eyes L= Smile To Die For I= Has Gorgeous Eyes S= Cute S= Cute A= Hot A= Hot L= Smile to die for E= Loves to smile and life X= Never let people tell you what to do A= Hot N= Can kick the shit out of you D= Makes people laugh R= Good girlfriend I= Has gorgeous eyes A= Hot T= A very good kisser R= Good girlfriend I= Has gorgeous eyes X= Never let people tell you what to do S= Cute T= A very good kisser O= Has one of the best personalities ever N= Can kick the shit out of you (Wow 15 comments on my looks, I must be VERY attractive) (And yes my name really IS Vasilissa... Why don't people believe that?) S= Cute H= Easy to fall in love with A= Hot W= Very broad minded N= Can kick the shit out of you (damn right he can) (My bf if you hadn't read my earlier posts) K= Really silly E= Loves to smile and laugh L= Smile to die for E= Loves to smile and laugh S= Cute Y= Is loved by everyone (my BFF. I LOVE you girly) INFORMATION DESCRIBE… WHAT IS… YOU PREFER DO YOU Believe in yourself: Um... yeah IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU… HAVE YOU EVER… THE FUTURE OPPOSITE SEX NUMBER OF… FAVOURITES RIGHT NOW IN THE LAST 24 HOURS… DO YOU BELIEVE IN... FRIENDS AND LIFE Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now You're a 90's kid if: (Bold apply to me) You can finish this 'ice ice _' The Ten Ways to know you're a real writer: 1. You can't go twenty-four hours without writing at all, whether it's in your journal, or jotting down notes, or anything else. Schoolwork doesn't count. 2. You sometimes act out your story ideas by yourself. 3. If you don't have your own laptop, you are begging desperately for one. 4. You occasionally speak with adverbs such as 'wistfully' or 'reluctantly'. 5. You get super duper excited every time your fanfic gets a new review. 6. You have tried to write a story of your life. Maybe more than once. 7. You get goosebumps for planning out stories in your head. 8. If someone bugs you while you're writing, you either completely tune them out or jump up and pounce on them until they leave. 9. You bring either your laptop or your notebook EVERYWHERE. (I tend to get separation anxiety when I forget my notebook) 10. Your favorite sentence to hear from a person is "Can I read it" when they are talking about your stories. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who haven't, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction.net is to you like is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile If you feel that Pokemon just isn't the same without Misty, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its’ weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I villa now destroy de Snickers bars!' then copy this to your profile! (Good times...good times.) 90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be saying “Thank the Lord!”, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh gosh, so so SOOOOOOOO many. I once asked one of my friends if this was sad... She stared at me with wide eyes, nodded her head, and said “We need start looking for profesional help.” I agreed :P ) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (that's how much I read in a week) IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile How to Tellif You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. (Just about every single one of these apply to me :D, especially the “talking to yourself” one) All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. "Fan-Fic: Because sometimes the author screws up, and things need to be fixed."- Unknown (\)_(/) ╔══╗ this is too true: Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. My mind works like lightning - one brilliant flash and then its gone If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. (Most of the names on NCIS and NCIS:LA) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile. I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence. I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing. I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar. I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name. I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?" I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television. I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird. I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think. I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care. I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters. I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was. I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost. I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy. I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity. I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked. You know you're obsessed with fanfiction when: I don't march to the beat of my own drum. I wander aimlessly to the tune of my own harmonica. This has got to be one of the most clever PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TIMOTHY MCGEE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: x You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 13 Pretty even If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's okay to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Don't tick me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have Somebody needs a Happy Meal. It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! I ran with scissors, and lived! You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again To put it nicely, I hope you choke True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. The world is cruel... get used to it! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. A day without sunshine is like... night. A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasn't my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don't look at me like that..." If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Some people are still alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... So,if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches? You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it! Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies! Okay, we lied about the cookies... One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder... My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. Welcome to the internet, pants optional. Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again. They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth! Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? Worlds Dumbest Warnings Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness Puzzle Warning: Some Assembly Required Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R? 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? 2. Be serious or be funny? 3. Drink whole or skim milk? 4. Die in a fire or drown? 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. 1. Sun or moon?: 2. Winter or Fall? 3. left or right? 4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?: 5. Sunny or rain 6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it? What is your name? What do you want to do? Everything? 4. Where do you wanna live? 5. How many kids do you want? Do you want to get married? YES! 7. have you ever done drugs? 8. what do you like on your pizza? 9. Can you cross your eyes? 10. Do you make your bed daily? R A N D O M. 1. Which shoe goes on first? 2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? 3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? 4. Have you ever eaten Spam? 5. Favorite ice cream? 6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: 7. Do you cook?: 8. Current mood? IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU. 1. kissed some one? 2. Sang? 3. Been hugged: 4. Felt stupid: 5. Missed someone: 6. Danced Crazy? 7. Gotten your hair cut? 8. Cried: 9. been kissed: . S T U F F . Have you ever been searched by the cops? Do you have a Dog?: The last time you've been sledding? Do you consider yourself creative? Do you have any friends on ? Do you know anybody in real life from Where are you? Look up, then look back, what do you see? What are you listening to right now? Last thing you ate? Last thing you thought? You have a million dollars what do you do? Something amazing What are you eating/drinking right now? Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?: Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it? Turn on the TV, what show is on? Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see? Don't look at me in that tone of voice! Oh! Look, a distraction! I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten! God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY #1 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Have You Ever... 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (and then it just sits there on the ground, and me and the person I was talking to just stare at it in an awkward silent moment) 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (In my defense their twins) 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. 22. Have fallen out of a barbie car meant for barbies 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a water gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Have tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it. 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on. 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while doing your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were. 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side. 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong. 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it. 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught. 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. my score: 75/100 (Is that a good or a bad thing?) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. 25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. The Alphabet of Questions A – Accidents 01. Have you ever been in a car accident? Nope B – Beauty 06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? Sometimes C – Consequences 11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? A day (rebel right?) D – Dealing 16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? Sarcasm E – Experience 21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? Animal shelter for a summer, um babysitting F – Family 26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why? Anyone who isn't in my direct family (Mom, brothers), they live really far away G – Growing 31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? 5' 7", I like my height. H – Hope 36. Love – real or not? Real I – Issues 41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? No J – Jokes 46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke) Oh gosh, so many K – Knowledge 51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? To learn L – Love 56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before? I don't think so but I really really care about him. M – Money 61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round? Sadly yes N – Naughty 66. Are you a virgin? Yes O – Openness 71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone? Depends on the person P – Positive 76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? I would keep the memories Q – Questions 81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? The latter R – Respect 86. How do you show respect? Um, not really sure. S – School 91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? Next year I will be a Sophomore T – Temptation 96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? Yeah, I left class early U – Unique 102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? Nope V – Value 106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? A ring W – Wishes 111. If you had three wishes, what would they be? To love my job, eventually having a loving husband and kids, and to forever enjoy life Y – You 121. Are you more independent or social? Independent Z – Zest 126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? Yeah. I could be a heck of a lot worse Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive. If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile. If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!! DO YOU Play an instrument?: Yes Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Yes, but that's just because I like background noise. Like to sing?: Yep Have a job?: Not like a permanent one Have a cell phone?: Yes Like to play sports?: Love Sports Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes Have a crush on someone?: Um ^^^ Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Nope Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No Have any special talents/skills?: Kind of Exercise daily?: Yep Like school?: Sometimes CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?: On good days :P Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yeah Speak any other languages?: Bits and pieces, but only fluent in English Go a day without food?: I would NOT enjoy it Remember your dreams: Not usually Read music, not just tabs?: No Roll your tongue?: No Eat a whole pizza?: Depends on size HAVE YOU EVER Won something in the lottery?: Nope Snuck out of the house?: No Lied to get out of trouble?: Not that I can think of Had a computer crash?: I HATE my computer Gotten lost in your city?: Maybe Seen a shooting star?: Yeah, When you wish upon a star-... Been to any other countries?: No, but I really want to Had a serious surgery?: Serious? No Stolen something important to someone else?: No Solved a rubiks cube?: Yeah, but I kind of cheated Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Hecks to the yeah Cried over a girl?: No Cried over a boy?: No Kissed a random stranger?: Nope Hugged a random stranger?: No Been in a fist fight?: No Been arrested?: No Done drugs?: Never Had alcohol?: Of course not Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Haha, no. But I have witnessed it on multiple occasions Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yes Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No Swore at your parents?: No Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No Been to a casino?: Nope Ran over an animal and killed it?: No Broken a bone?: Yeah Gotten stitches?: Yeah Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Nope Made homemade muffins?: Yep Bitten someone?: Yes Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Nope Burped in someone’s face?: Um, maybe, on accident WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth: a couple of minutes ago Cried: A couple days ago Went to the bathroom: IDK Saw a movie in a theatre: March 23 at Midnight. Read a book: Early today Had a snow day: Somtime this year Had a party: Um, St. Patty's Day weekend Went to a doctor: Like a week ago, clean bill of health :) Tripped in front of someone: Today Went to the grocery store: Unsure Got sick: Last year Got cursed: Haha, I don't know Called someone: Early today DO YOU PREFER Fruit/vegetables: Fruit Black/white: Black Lights on/lights off: Lights off TV/movie: Both Body spray/lotion: Body spray Cash/cheque: Cash Pillows/blankets: Blankets Headache/stomach ache: Stomach ache Paint/charcoal: Charcoal Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese food Summer/winter: Summer Snow/rain: Rain Fog/misty: Fog Rock/rap: Rock Meat/vegetarian: Meat Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla Sprinkles/icing: Icing Cake/pie: Cake Strawberries/blueberries: Niether Ocean/swimming pool: Ocean Cookies/muffins: Both Wallet/pocket: Wallet Window/door: Window james maslow/hutch dano: James Maslow Pink/purple: Purple Cat/dog: Cat Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeve Pants/shorts: Shorts Winter break/spring break: Spring break Spring/autumn: Spring Clouds/clear sky: Clear sky Has anyone seen the newest spoiler for NCIS: LA?!?!? IF NOT DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!!!!!!! I Swear, if they kill off Deeks SOMEONE (Shane Brennan) is mysteriously going to go missing... |
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