Hello my dear Audience!!

How sweet of you all to stalk my profile!!

I am a girl with way too much time on her hands! Ok...I hardly have any time on my hands, actually...wait, that's a lie...I have a moderate amount of time!! gah, forget it -_-

I write [Merlin, Psych and Castle Fanfiction [though I am planning on branching out]

I demand reviews!! Or I will haunt you for all eternity!! *Pulls out haunting cloak and dusts off*

People say I am crazy...I am inclined to agree with them. I think I have moderate ADD...

And I will forewarn you all, I AM EVIL TO MY CHARACTERS!!!!!
[The most crafty and evil whumpage will ensue in my stories, but I know I am not the only crazy fangirl who likes torturing her favorite characters *evil cackle]

Though not always, I have one in progress that doesn't involve some sort of bodily harm...yes, I know...

BUT!!! *holds up finger to emphasize point* I DO NOT do slash or sex scenes. So if that is what you want, GET OFF MY PROFILE!!!! *chases away with a pitchfork*

Well, I believe that is all!! Let's us get on with it!!

ONWARD!!!!