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We need your support About me My music consists of: Evanescence, Little Boots, Green Day, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Lady Gaga, Finger Eleven, Maroon Five, Rihanna, Adele, Drowning Pool, Goo Goo Dolls, All American rejects, Breaking Benjamin, We The Kings, ETC... basicly i like music My Favorite songs from them (Recomending...) Evanescence : My Last Breath Little Boots: Ghost Green Day: 21 Guns Panic At The Disco: I write sins not tradgeties Fall Out Boy: Sugar We're Goin Down Lady GaGa: Bloody Mary Finger Eleven: Paralizer Maroon Five: Wake up Call or Moves Like Jaggar or If I Never See Your Face Again Rihanna: Breakin Dishes or If I Never See Your Face Again Adele: I Set Fire To The Rain Drowning Pool: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Goo Goo Dolls: Iris or I'm Still Here All American Rejects: Gives You Hell Breaking Benjamin: I Will Not Bow We The Kings: Check Yes Juliet Now Let's Get This Straight I'm Not Emo or Goth UTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/poorpeon CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER Nice to meet you, I'm: Okay, who was the last person who held your hand? And who the last person to text you? Have you ever kissed someone with braces? If you could change your eye color what would it be? How many pillows are on your bed?: someone you can't stop thinking about?: What color are your undies?: When's the last time you cried?: Who do you make fun of the most?: What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?: How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?: Do you dance in the car?: How did you get your last bruise?: Who is in your house right now?: Does your mom make you wear a winter coat?: Are your lips chapped? What' s your favorite season? Has it snowed recently? Favorite colors? What are you listening to? Have you ever thought that your life was so bad you wanted to give up?: How many piercings do you have? Taken or single?: Do you like your relationship status? Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay? Do you wanna have children? If yes how many? Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?: Do any of your EXES still have feelings for you? Do you know anyone who has messed up your life? Do you have a best friend(s)? Do you have any siblings? What are you doing tonight? Wearing any jewelry? Where is your shirt from? Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were Whats your ringtone? Are you happy? Are people annoying? Where were you last night? Has anyone ever sang to you? How many people have you kissed since it turned 2008? Have you ever showered with someone other than at school? Latest you stayed up in the past week? Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Who last called you babe/baby? If your ex said they hate you, you say? Do you curse in front of your parents? What is your current annoyance? Last time you saw fireworks/firecrackers, with who & where? Are you afraid of roller coasters? What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving? Macy's gift card or Hollister gift card? Who pissed you off yesterday? At what age do you want to be married? Where is your mom right now? Three days in any hotel or NFL game tickets? What are you wearing? How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? Would you rather watch football or baseball? Where is your number one person on your friends list? Three things you did yesterday? Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a someone that treated you bad? Have you ever kissed in the rain? Have you ever fallen asleep on someone? Do you still talk to the person you last kissed? Do you want a small or big wedding? Do you talk to the person you like/love? What always gets you through a bad time? Would it hurt seeing someone kiss the guy/girl you like/love? What is your middle name? Are your friends virgins? Do you miss someone? Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a K? Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a nice butt? No clue, next question? Would you ever get a tattoo? Do you want any piercings? What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? What's your favorite numbers Could you go a day without eating? How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl? Are you close with your mom? Are your parents strict? Are you a girly girl? Do you sleep in your bra? Do you enjoy drama? Did you dress up on Halloween? Do you call anybody by their last name? Do you wear makeup? Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth? Have you ever been called a bad influence? Eyeliner or Mascara? American Eagle or Hollister? Heels or flats? Do your bra and panties match? Skirts or jeans? Socks or leggings? Heels or sneakers? Straight or curly hair? Hoops or dangling earrings? Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Do you have a best friend? Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Do you like your life? Ever walked into the guy's bathroom? Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Um, not that I can remember. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Do you ever wish you were famous? IN A BOY: cowboy or gangster? Preppy or Punk/Goth? Well-educated or Dropout? Contacts or Glasses? Funny or Serious? Romantic or Daredevil? Cute or Hot? Long or short hair? Good Dancer or Good Singer? Smoker or non-smoker? Has a Motorcycle or Sports car? Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever? Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon? What was your last purchase? Does anyone like you? Are you easily amused? Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back? Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? What did you do Saturday? Do you trust all of your friends? Morning or night person? Do people underestimate your intelligence? Are you taller than 5'5''? Do you have a friend that knows you inside and out? Last person you watched movies with? Today did you hug a person you have feelings for? Do you hide your emotions? Do you prefer to take showers at … If you could either float on the moon, or snorkel in the ocean, Do you think you'll be married in 5 years? Third text in your inbox? from who? Have you been to New York City? Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Where is your phone? Do you need to say anything to anyone? What were you doing at 7am? Who is & What do you think of your number 3 on your top friends? Can you legally drink? When is the last time you saw your mom? Do you believe in karma? Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? What was the last thing you drank? Do you know how to play poker Have you ever been in an ambulance? Do you hold grudges? Have you ever kissed someone that has smoked before? Who were you with last night? Are you watching TV? How late did you stay up last night? Why? What did you do yesterday before you went to sleep? Was there anything you regret about yesterday? What/who woke you up this morning? What will you do tomorrow? Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you? Your Herritage? Canadain-French, Native American, English (British), German, Hungarian, Russian, French, Irish, and Romanian...I'm swamp yankee! () You say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace You say Eminem,I say The Fray you say justin bieber, f* you : You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd eh... thats all folks! I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over! You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. When in doubt, make words up! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. !An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Warning! Lost kids will be sold at the circus! If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. Welcome to the internet! Pants optional. If I throw a stick, will you go away? If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. [this particular one will not be normal and unbold for me so to set the record straight i am not an atheist] I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil. Just a bunch of funny stuff! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now?? Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. RANDOM AWESOME QUESTION THAT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE IF YOU ARE NOT TOO STUPID TO THINK ABOUT THEM. there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. FUN FACTS It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?A day without sunshine is like... night. A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! I ran with scissors, and lived! The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this into your profile, If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who needs to get ran over, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. “Just close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” –Captain Jack Sparrow "I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" –Captain Jack Sparrow “To fight and to keep fighting until you can fight no more.” –Albus Dumbledore Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor? "Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow "We'll have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited." -Captain Jack Sparrow "Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before." -Captain Jack Sparrow "life is short death is longer and boring" -me "i hate long profiles yet mine is about a mile long why?" -me "Friends walk in when the rest of the world walked out." -unknown Dear Edward,real immortals drink unicorn blood. Just sayin'. -Voledmort "If we die for them Harry, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" -Ron "The spiders! The spiders want me to tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!" "You tell those spiders, Ron." -Harry and Ron "Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times." -Albus Dumbledore Team Lupin. The REAL werewolf. Edward Cullen: *Sparkle sparkle* Snape: If your a vampire then why do you sparkle? Voldemort: My God Severus, you can't ask people why they sparkle!! "everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle" -Marylin Monroe When the world says "Give up," Hope whispers, "try it one more time." Have you ever noticed that the people that tell you to calm down are the people that pissed you off in the first place? Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world. ! That's called Attitude. :p 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen By Nikatil on 10.Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8.Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7.Ask how Tanya is. 6.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5.Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4.Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga. 2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again. And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen? 1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna. 10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen By Nikatil on 10.Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent. 9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent. 8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun. 7.Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER. 6.Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France. 5.When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”. 4.Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death? 3.Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water. 2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy. And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen? 1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!” -I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world -The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept -When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it -Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. -I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. -Live like you’ll die tomorrow, because if you keep annoying me you might (C'MON, ARE YOU HEARTLESS??? T.T) Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (same as before, DON'T BE HEARTLESS!) A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever randomly said a line from a book/anime/fanfic while you were by yourself then busted out laughing, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. If everyone aroung you listens to rap and hip hop and you're still rockin' out and headbangin', copy and paste this on your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true... Paste this on your profile if you are one of the 5 percent of kids in the world that absolutley can't stand rap at all R.A.P Rap... only one letter away from rape. |
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