"Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us." -Paul Theroux

Isn't that why we're all here, really?

Hm. You've made it thus far, I suppose you want a reward, don't you? Of course you do, you're on FFN. Welp I suppose my profile will just have to do. This is my profile, btw.

If you wanted to be here: congrats! You made it!

If you do not want to be here: sorry. Try clicking on the red 'x' in the top right corner of your screen.

If you wanted to see the wombat that juggles flaming tape dispensers: head to Intersection 69 and take a left.

Important(ish) Information:

My name: Depends on who asks.

Age: Surprisingly, I'm only- HA! You actually thought I would tell you?

Birthday: November 18th

Dating Status: Why are you wondering about this? What's it to you? What are you, like, a suspiscious cat-eating robot or something?

E-mail Address: mjrjmb@

Gender: Female

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Hair Color: Light Brown- NOT to be mistaken as blonde

Eye Color: Green

Extra(ish) Information:

Likes: Food (of any variety for the most part), books, the Internet, the way wood smells after a layer of varnish, animals (especially cats and wombats), music, dreaming (day or night), a good sneeze, s'mores around the fireplace, my BMW (his name is Cornelius), music boxes, and traveling.

Dislikes: Spam mail (especially from colleges), stereotypes, bad grammar/writing/acting (/a lot of other things), when you pee and then there's no toilet paper, badly translated things, reptiles, people burning me with a hair curler, cleaning, and ramen.

Awesome FanFiction Authors: CelticSass, Twilight to Midnight, sbj, MollyWollyRose, and InkandSoul. These authors are the inspirations that convinced me to join FFN and start writing. I strongly urge you to check these authors and their works.

Stereotypes: Alright. Besides bad acting/writing/grammar, this is the one thing I absolutely cannot stand. Stereotypes are not only hurtful and immature, but often misconcieved and based on the outward appearance of someone. So, as I was perusing the afore mentioned FFN authors sites, on InkandSoul's profile she has a list for stereotype haters. It's a list of common stereotypes that people seem to be hung up on, so if you support this idea of hating assumptions, check it out and see which ones "apply" to you. Together, with our online annoying persistence, we can change the world.

Stories:

What Happened to the Blind Bandit: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang & Toph. One-shot. Re-telling of the episode "The Blind Bandit". Complete.

Lucy, Ethel, The Waltons and Hudson: Gargoyles, Goliath & Elisa. Multi-chapter story. On going (Warning:I take forever to update this story)

All I Want for Christmas: Teen Titans, Beast Boy & Raven. Two-shot. Complete, though I may do a third chapter. Still debating.

PacMan and Pizza: Generator Rex, Dr. Holiday & Six. One-shot. Complete.

The Three Terrors and Mark: Lion King 1/2, made-up main character. Multi-chapter story. In progress.

One Thousand Words: Generator Rex, Dr. Holiday & Six. One-shot. Complete.

The Runaway Wedding Planner: Fairy Tail, Natsu & Lucy, Gajeel & Levy, Gray & Juvia. Multi-chapter story. Complete.

When Magic Met Insanity: Fairy Tail, Gajeel & Levy, Natsu & Lucy. Multi-chapter story. In progress.

To the Reviewers:

Thank you. Without your help, support and (of course) reviews, none of this would be possible. The authors on FFN rely on you, the reviewers, for opinions and support. You guide us, boost us, and allow us to work our magic and actually love it, too! I believe the reviewer has a special ability that is not only difficult to obtain, but unique for every person that actually is able to obtain it. The reviewer can totally make an author's day or tear them down with only a few words. It's a special power, and I respect those who use it for a more constructive purpose. The pen is mightier than the sword, and all that. And all with just a few words, whether the review be long or short. From a simple "it was awesome!" to a long explanation on why a reviewer liked a story, they all seem to have the same effect (if they are positive): joy. Awe-inspiring, squeal-worthy joy. So thank you.

To Some Amazing Reviewers:

Let it be known that, on this day, the sixth of August in the year 2011, I read my first reviews! And so, I am forever engraving these amazingly awesome reviewers names onto my profile in thanks: Anonyous Chibi, domitian, Andi88, and 3CG. You guys are the best.