Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

A story of a Brave knight named Denmark, and damsel in distress named Norway, locked away in a tall tower by the evil wizard Russia, and a side-kick no one likes named Iceland. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Rated T for Den's potty mouth

It's the little things that can break a man.

Written for a character crossover meme - how Arthur Kirkland and Luce Worth came to meet.

Hanna has a habit of placing little crosses on all of his prized belongings. Hanna also sewed Gallahad's arm back on the night they met with cross-shaped stitches. It isn't a coincidence; Gallahad wishes to puzzle out the meaning. Hanna/Zombie.

R. Fischer Jr. wants to know why someone would bother with him.

Hanna/Veser .w. THIS INVOLVES GETTING HIGH SO DON'T READ JUST TO PREACH TO ME Dx

In which alcohol brands and mixed drinks are a Zombie's name and Hanna cannot hold his liquor. It seems even our stoic narrator can fall prey to temptation and it isn't taking advantage if Hanna invites it. Hanna/Zombie.

Luce Worth has asked Lamont Toucey to do a lot of things for him in the course of their friendship, some more palatable than others. This is one of the less palatable ones. Lamont wishes Worth wasn't getting off so bad. Lamont/Worth, sounding.

Abuse does not convey very well over text messaging.

All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.

Instead of applying to the FBI after college like he had planned, Spencer Reid ends up working as a high end escort. AU

Lamont has a reason to be suspicious when Worth invites him for drinks in the office, too familiar with his friend not to suspect an ulterior motive. Perhaps if he'd been more suspicious, he would have guessed something was put in his drink. Lamont/Worth.

It can be assumed that as Worth is a masochist as an adult, he was likely so inclined in his youth. And youth is always the best time for experimentation. Involves a cactus. Explicit character study? May be disturbing; likely not actually funny.

For Saito, there's nothing like coming home after a long day to be with the one he loves. Saito/Carpet

Worth contrives a classified delivery to get Lamont into his clinic, proceeds to talk as if he's in a deliveryman porno to provoke a fight, and thereby obtains every last thing he wanted. Lamont may still be confused. Lamont/Worth. Disturbing content.

Veser likes girls, likes talking about and watching them just as much. Lee likes A girl, and generally ruins Veser's good mood with his mopey, needy, love-sick heart. One-shot, slash.

Veser thinks it's perfectly normal to invite Hanna to a party, run off with the hostess, and then drag Hanna aside for a raunchy retelling of his experiences. Worse yet, this is followed by a pass at Hanna which he does not rebuff. Veser/Hanna.

Worth and Lamont in their early twenties. Worth has somewhere to go, or rather, someplace to leave. oneshot - spoilers for Worth's first name. & disclaimer: I own nothing, of course!

Lamont knew Adelaide through work. She might be dangerous and he might be scared of her but even he has to admit that she's a sexy lady. And then she comes calling at his "work" storage unit and what's a guy to do? Lamont/Adelaide.

Written for the Inception Kmeme: Bruce Wayne is richer than God. Saito wants to follow in his footsteps. Warnings: CRACK. Ridiculous internet jokes.

Luce Worth is ten years old when his fist collides with Lamont's nose for the very first time. Things just got better from there.

In which Derek Morgan and Penelope Garcia help Spencer Reid come to certain realizations about himself. EXPLICIT m/m sex Morgan/Reid , cross-dressing, masturbation, public sex, orgasm denial.

Hell no, Craig isn't gay. Tweek isn't gay. But Craig IS bored, and Tweek IS paranoid. And Craig IS having strange feelings, and Tweek IS questioning his own sanity, as always. Creek CraigXTweek yaoi. You don't like? Megabyte me.

She's in to superstition, black cats and voo-doo dolls. I feel a premonition, that girl's gonna make me fall.

VESER/WORTH - Just testing the waters on this pairing, because..well I like them xD; RATED FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS

Hanna/... Fluffy sexy stuff. Hahaha...I dunno, read it, I bet you'll like it *winkwink*

It's exactly what the title says, the entire film with all the robotic characters human, with elements of sci fi and detailed story telling structure thrown in. This is my very first published fanfic. Feel free to R&R. Rated TEEN for some graphic content.

Then there was the moment where Lamont, beyond pissed-off that his best friend had called his rawly-recent ex a whore, realized that fighting wasn't just fighting to Luce Worth. Worthmont friendship fic, non-explicitly masochism-centric.

Waking up is easy if you never have to sleep.

Meet the blue team, one of the biggest group of misfits you will find in this game of capture the intelligence. What's this? The red spy is in the base! Rated T.

Belgium-centric: Belgium has many drinking partners, all interesting and fun in their own special ways.

Erik encounters a stuttering Brit, a clumsy, snooping sceneshifter, and a slightly inexperienced murderer. What he doesn't understand is why they keep coming back.

Watchmen fluff. Nite Owl/Rorschach, slashy.

Stan can never be a winner in the game he plays. No one knows when the change occurred, but the emminent cry for help remains. The question remains of what happened? WARNING: Major Slash/Mature.

Russia does not dream, he plans. He does not remember, because the past is unnecessary. Lithuania and America mentioned.

Rorschach gives himself a little self love after saving a young woman from three street thugs. Solo. One shot.

Kyle gets into a fight with Cartman, Stan tries to make him feel better. STyle Yaoi.

Pip is an easy target, except when Damiens around. Yaoi Damien/Pip Dip ONESHOT

[Yaoi..?] Clyde is trying to instruct Craig on how to play a video game. But instructing so close to ones body might make one act a certain way. Really friggen' short oneshot. xD [CraigClyde]

[Yaoi.] Kyle is missing Stan greatly when he's stuck in bed, sick. Good thing Stan knows just how to fix that problem. Oneshot. [Styleee.]