Manchesterhide bio
Author has written 264 stories for Buffy X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Harry Potter, Simpsons, Family Guy, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, X-overs, Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Penguins of Madagascar, Misc. Movies, Uncle Scrooge, Princess Bride, King Kong, Little Shop of Horrors, DC Superheroes, StarTrek: The Original Series, Movie X-overs, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Cheers, Gilligan's Island, Misc. Tv Shows, Looney Tunes, Book X-overs, Get Smart, Friends, Cartoon X-overs, Winnie-the-Pooh, Game X-overs, Misc. Comics, Austin Powers, Peanuts, Misc. Books, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Godzilla, Punisher, Alexandre Dumas, Rawhide, Mythology, Kim Possible, NCIS, Wacky Races, Jaws, Vampires, Zombieland, Misc. Games, Teen Titans, CSI, Scooby Doo, Conan series, Shining, Phineas and Ferb, Discworld, St. Trinian's, Beverly Hillbillies, Edward Scissorhands, Dennis the Menace, X-Men, Peter Pan, Monty Python, Brady Bunch, Legion of Super Heroes, Twilight, West Wing, Baywatch, Marvel, Stargate: SG-1, Big Bang Theory, Avengers, TV X-overs, Rocky Horror, Dogma, Black Christmas, Married with Children, Garfield, Despicable Me, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Black Stallion, War of the Worlds, That '70s Show, Batman, Sucker Punch, Batman, Kick-Ass, Descendants, 2015, and Misc. Cartoons. ‘….They’d never have thought up Welsh-language television, for example. Or value-added tax. Or Manchester. He’d been particularly pleased with Manchester.’ Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman |
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An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 98 - Words: 519,905 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 4,602 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Ghost of Privet Drive by AndrewWolfe reviews
"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI-ish. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 243,068 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., OC
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 452,129 - Reviews: 5942 - Favs: 7,320 - Follows: 7,425 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
Granger, we need to talk by SpeedisArmour reviews
Eighth Year Golden Trio returns. Yes, all three. Characters as close to canon as I can write. Re-building Hogwarts, the Quiddich pitch. Veterans returning, PTSD, rotten privileged PureBloods. Need plural wives? Arrgh! Very slow burn. HP/HG/DG eventually. Will include every cliché, and trope I can remember. Not epilogue or HPCC compliant. Dumbles bashing. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 183,599 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 5/21/2018
Dial by DesertChocolate reviews
A man from our world is dropped into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with nothing but a watch on his wrist to make a life with. Luckily, it's one hell of a cool watch. Now if only he'd gotten the manual... Also posting on RoyalRoad
Crossover - Marvel & Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 124 - Words: 659,483 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/3/2018
Ex Synthetica by willyolioleo reviews
Taylor doesn't get to control insects. Instead, she controls things that are slightly... smaller. Tinker/Master Taylor. Updates weekly, hopefully. Based more on fanon than canon.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 237,887 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Matilda Wormwood, Meet Wednesday Addams by NotMarge reviews
Those red bellied piranhas, they really do bring people together.
Crossover - Addams Family & Matilda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Morticia A., Gomez A., Wednesday A., Matilda W.
An ISOT in Grimdark by mko95 reviews
In the year 2012 AD a magical accident on the Warhammer World changes the endless fighting forever. The Wasteland is ripped away through Spacetime and changes place with Earth s Germany. On both worlds, Earth and Warhammer, nothing will ever be the same.
Crossover - X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 268 - Words: 1,385,181 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/22/2014
Bought the T-Shirt by Qweb reviews
"When it comes to the second half of the 20th century, I've been there, done that, and I even still have some of the T-shirts," Leslie said. "What do undershirts have to do with anything?" Steve asked. SHIELD assigns someone to help Steve adapt to the 21st century. Romance is out. She's old enough to be his mother — or young enough to be his daughter. Depends on how you look at it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,058 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Maria Hill, OC
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/1/2017
Taylor is DOOMed by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.
Crossover - Doom & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,269 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/24/2019
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 7,182 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 616,020 - Reviews: 7538 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 6,808 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Idiots, lackwits and imbeciles - The Trials of Rickard Stark by IncognitoMe reviews
"So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was ... well, not burn." Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings But what if he did not burn? Rickard Stark survives the attempt at burning him because the pyromancers could not tie a proper knot. Watch as he saves the realm from all the idiots, lackwits and imbeciles around.Time for someone competent to take charge.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 8/26/2019
Live Forever by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 5/7 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,349 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 5,812 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Post-Apocalyptic Potter from a Parallel Universe by burnable reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 562,275 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 6,659 - Follows: 6,461 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Hero? Villain? I'm thinking both and neither by verycoolname reviews
An SI/OC ends up in some version of the DC universe. Life isn't easy for him at the start, but he definitely lands on his feet. Any guy in his shoes would want to be a superhero, and he is no exception. Making a difference isn't easy though, and he needs to be more than just a superhero to do it. How will the Justice League react to a newcomer who plays by a whole new set of rules?
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,220 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 9/8/2019 - OC
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8688 - Favs: 17,017 - Follows: 20,193 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
If He Be Worthy by AndyHood reviews
In the aftermath of the alien invasion of London, Coulson's team is set out to retrieve a man, a man that had picked up Thor's hammer. John Watson hadn't meant to get mixed up in the alien invasion only intending to repay a favor. He had only been surveying the damage done by the aliens when he had tripped on a hammer, he didn't know the significance of being able to pick it up.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,110 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/25/2014 - John W., Mycroft H., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 7,207 - Follows: 9,488 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Flashman and the Throne of Swords by Technomad reviews
When it becomes possible to travel between nineteenth-century Earth and Westeros, Britain needs its finest to represent it at King Robert's court. Who better to call than Sir Harry Flashman? (Actually, almost anybody else would do, but he's burdened with his reputation.)
Crossover - Misc. Books & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,028 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/26/2014
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 211,668 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 5,225 - Follows: 6,756 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Daphne's Letter from the Future by TomHRichardson reviews
Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self. This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,944 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Albus D. - Complete
Levels by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
AU. Taylor triggers as a Thinker. It makes her the strongest cape. Ever. Changed the Rating to M at behest of a reviewer, just to be safe. Rewrite begins in Chapter Sixteen.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,528 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 8,155 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 10,762 - Follows: 11,992 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 9970 - Favs: 13,821 - Follows: 15,361 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Protecting Harry by Fairywm reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts feels Harry needs protection. Dumbledore isn't doing a good enough job, so she calls on the only man she feels can get it right. Prophecies fear him, demons flee from him and Slayers love him. Enter Xander Harris. A fanfic of Potter's Protector, by mjimeyg. Now with Spike added. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,729 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Xander H., Joyce S., Spike, Harry P.
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year, and is told that Ministry representatives will be coming to Privet Drive to destroy his wand - he runs. There is no way he's letting anyone snap his wand. He has to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,329 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 4,033 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
The Laughing Scooby by bubbajack reviews
Xander always did have a knack for screwing over prophecy and fate...and now, he knows why. Soon, He Who Sees will see how thin the line between good and evil truly is. But, even when he's down, he's never out. He always gets...the last laugh. Xander/harem multi-crossover fic. Rated M for Blood, Gore, and adult subject matter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,173 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 1/8/2017
Laughing All the Way to London by JacobApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox, Light/Badass Harry. T/M rated. Update late Summer 2020.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 7,650 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L.
Hermione's choice by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Adventure of Mr White and Mr Black by Argonaut57 reviews
Mr White is a laconic and dangerous protector of the weak. Mr Black is a ruthless vigilante, a cold killer of those the law cannot touch. One man, or two? Who is he? Who are they? What is their agenda? That is the enigma Sherlock Holmes must unravel if he is to prevent Victorian London from falling into a spiral of lawlessness and brutal gang war.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Complete
The Intelligent Potter by PxFive reviews
"From his own experience, Harry knew that luck had never been on his side. At that moment he decided that he wouldn't rely on luck to solve his problems, he had to become smart, beyond the norm and talk his way through life. That's the only way he could survive." Also reposted onto webnovel by ME.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 105 - Words: 134,689 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Arcturus B.
Are You Afraid of the Dark? by ack1308 reviews
Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.
Crossover - Worm & John Wick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,580 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 2/26/2016
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
Something Wicked by Mislav reviews
Halloween-themed case!fic. Set post season seven. Discovery of a human head buried in the park leads to the team reopening one of the Philadelphia's most notorious, and the creepiest, cold cases. Back in 1997, five people, three of them teenagers, were brutally murdered after the school bus broke down on an isolated road. The survivors claimed they were attacked by a monster.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Lilly R.
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic (Reimagined) by RhysThornbery reviews
What if Sirius Black had been more cautious approaching Harry before 3rd year? How might Harry's life have changed for that one simple divergence in his path? A reimagining of A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic. Starts out fairly different but expect similarities. Rated T to start. Additional warnings in first author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Average Joe by DWAR reviews
When a superhero can't find the moral flexibility to do what needs to be done, it falls to the innocent civilian to say that enough is enough. No superpowers, no awesome gadgets, just the will, and motivation to do what Batman should have done long ago.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 403,211 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Who Is Harry Potter? by BeepKeeper reviews
When Harry arrives at Gringotts, Hagrid produces the key but there's nothing else proving that the child is Harry Potter. What if there is a dark story behind the origin of the Boy-Who-Lived. Bashing Potters, Sirius and Dumbles. Good Goblins and Harry's adventures at Hogwarts. HEA in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,402 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 10/16/2019 - Published: 2/25/2019
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,708 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger - Complete
The People You Trust by darkpheonix31 reviews
Harry never killed or tortured anyone, yet they convicted him for the crimes and sentenced him to life in Azkaban. His friends believe him guilty, the Ministry is more corrupt than anyone realizes and Voldemort is closing in. When the Order comes across info that only Harry can help them with, they need to furlough the prisoner for his help. Can they trust him? Can he trust them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 214,503 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 272,787 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 10/28/2013
A Timely Development by Alialena reviews
The Grangers have worked for a long while to get to where they are. They've supported their daughter. But, have done their best to stay away from the Magical world. However, on the day of the final task Daniel can't take it anymore. He is determined to protect his family, and God help anyone who gets in his way. Time Travel, Good Weasleys, Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 12/12/2018 - [Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger] Harry P., Hermione G.
Made of Common Clay by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,979 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7539 - Favs: 15,723 - Follows: 18,383 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin reviews
Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,017 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P.
Mr Holmes by Zanchev reviews
After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
A Will to Shatter Stars by Atlanrom reviews
In which the Leviathan gets run over by a truck. Eidolon skillset OC. Complete
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,710 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, OC - Complete
Last Refuge by navnit reviews
Events force the Wizarding World to come out into the open. Unfortunately for Magicals, they are not the strangest things around.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,811 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/9/2019 - Published: 11/22/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G., OC] Black Widow/Natasha R.
Something to Live For by Grey Silver Hawk reviews
Harry sacrificed everything to kill the Dark Lord. He sacrificed more to kill the next one. And the next. And the next. By the end, he had nothing left to give, and nothing left to win. Burdened by failure, he's thrown into a new world with familiar faces and unfamiliar personalities, and must fight to survive. AU, Dimension Travel, Graphic Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,756 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 4/1/2019 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] James P., Tom R. Jr.
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Through the Looking Glass by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 5,387 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P.] Sirius B., Andromeda T.
Crafting Magic by kgfinkel reviews
Magic is more than just waving a stick and saying fancy words. Magic is about life and art. Magic is about the people one chooses to interact with. An artistic Harry Potter decides to live up to his last name and begins to craft some wonderful pottery and ceramic creations. At age 11, he discovers that not only is his work magical but so is he!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Meeting Points by The Ferryman reviews
When the lives of characters from other media brush against Worm, how might their abilities manifest, and how might people react?
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 3/20/2018
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 11,234 - Follows: 15,365 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Muggleborn Teacher by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,308 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 7,477 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, Arabella F.
Stepping On Worm by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Worm is a grimdark superhero universe where anything that can go wrong, will. It's nasty, and would require whole books to adequately describe how screwed up it is. But even appearing there with no powers, it is still possible to fix that mess. So, appear penniless and powerless in that environment.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,771 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 7/4/2015
Reality Bites Worm by Selector reviews
So what would happen if things went slightly differently?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,284 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 5/29/2018
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 7,295 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Our Lady of Longbourn by leavesfallingup reviews
Lizzie gradually takes over the running of Longbourn after becoming aware of her father's neglect... with impacts far greater than she could have ever imagined.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,320 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/6/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Complete
Together We're Both Alone (But I Don't Mind) by ColorOfAngels reviews
What if Mark Watney wasn't the only one who was left behind in the storm of Sol 6? The tales and adventures of the Martian Pirate King and his Super Nerd Goddess.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,745 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/30/2015 - M. Watney, B. Johanssen
Trying To Save the World Here, You Mind? by Nemesis13 reviews
In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter]
I'll Be the Victim by Sacred Dust reviews
Camp Chippewa lasted one summer, but scars last a lifetime. Wednesday and Amanda still have a score to settle. Post-Addams Family Values.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Wednesday A., Amanda B.
Harry the Playboy by Elven Sorcerer reviews
The stress from the Triwizard Tournament was building up. Harry just hoped that the Yule Ball and his date with Lavender Brown might alleviate some of it. Lemons. Harry/Multi. Hermione, Cho, Fleur, Lavender, Susan, Hannah and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,220 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 6,494 - Follows: 7,176 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Susan B.
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,040 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 250,380 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wrought in Iron by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Putting together a mishmash costume changes one Scooby down to his very core. Now he's more than human, and less than a man. He's not quite sure where he fits in anymore but doesn't much care. He desires simply to work his craft in the forge, and if he can help people in the process, all the better. BtVS multi-cross pairing(s) undecided. Rated M for adult subject matter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 3/27/2017
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 7,031 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Kill the Boy by MovinTarget666 reviews
Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,989 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Jon S., Ygritte] Tyrion L., Eddard S.
The Perks by Free Drinks reviews
Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,289 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 4,317 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Witches of Westfield by EJ Daniels reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,697 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,384 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
The Heir to Casterly Rock by MovinTarget666 reviews
Tywin suspected his cupbearer would try to escape, so he arranged for men to lay in wait for her. He was correct, and now the time has come for the truth.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,955 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Arya S., Tywin L.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
With Great Power Comes A Great Paycheck, Benefits, Dental, And A 401K by JoeNobody reviews
A group of would-be villains and henchmen decide they'd rather not join the Long Pajamas crowd and instead go corporate. But they need Tony's help...
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 12/7/2017
Harry Potter: World at War by I AM ZE BETA reviews
After a far more brutal DOM battle than canon, Harry begins to prepare for what it truly means to live in a world embroiled in war. Harry/Pansy! Harry/Bellatrix!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 52 - Words: 314,048 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Pansy P.
Unrefined Metal by Arthur Hansen reviews
A self insert that doesn't know of the setting he's fallen into, lost and at a loss. Someone that doesn't even understand the power and shackles forced upon him. A butterfly hurricane dropped into Brockton Bay before a certain girl planned to go out as a hero. (Sorry about that first upload, not the best copy-paste effort from my Ao3 account)
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Warts and all by slytherinsal reviews
In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 260 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
Falling Iron by Arthur Hansen reviews
Tony Stark fell from the sky after defeating Loki's allies at the end of Avengers (the Movie). It's too bad he didn't get back to his Earth, but instead fell into a city named Brockton Bay to collide and change the fate of one girl. But she wants to be hero, not just normal, bullied Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Harry Potter and his Magical Harem by Roadgeek90 reviews
Harry has lived a miserable life for too long, and ever since Sirius' death, has been pushed to the breaking point. So he's ready to kill himself and join the ones he loved. Little does he know that Minister Fudge, as well as several girls have a plan to keep him alive, turn his life around, and help him defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all. Set right after OoTP and during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,871 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and The Iron Lady by mugglesftw reviews
Even muggles notice thousands dead, and Margaret Thatcher had the help of one Sergeant Prewett of Her Majesty's Special Air Service. Harry Potter is taken in by a loving family, and raised to become the hero of both worlds. Even as he enters Hogwarts looking for friends, he is confronted by the darkness in the wizarding world. Now complete! Sequel: Nymphadora Tonks: The Last Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,514 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 963 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 5,247 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lady Black, Lord Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,409 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Two Kryptonian Wives by phantom00 reviews
After waking up from his drunkeness Harry finds out that he is married to 2 beatiful Kryptonian wives. Poll
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 2/13/2014
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 8,950 - Follows: 8,653 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,888 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
Luna's Cupboard by HarryxHermionexLuna reviews
Harry finds Luna locked in a cupboard on the fourth of November 1994. Rescuing Luna leads to a much better year than either could have hoped for. Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, Molly, Ron and McGonagall. Lunar Harmony eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dobby
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4761 - Favs: 13,771 - Follows: 14,934 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Bree's Hogwarts Experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
A companion piece, of sorts, to 88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experince, all about Bree's life at Hogwarts and the origin of some of the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 313,112 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Family Ties by Therefore I Am A Pipsqueak reviews
(Formerly Night Time Callers) According to Tony, having Ironman as your uncle is about as cool as it can get. To Hermione, its just a pain in the ass. But the again, the same could be said to having a witch as a niece. AU, one-shot series. mostly interconnected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,515 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Westerosi by Mr. Fnord reviews
Being an account of the Green Witch, the Fallen Star, known also as Captain Jade Hasegawa, Federal Worlds Starfleet Ranger, who crash-landed in the North of Westeros in the year 298 AC and what she did there afterwards. Feudal lords, ancient aliens, terrible threats and snarky heroics: all in a day's work for the Starfleet Rangers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,624 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Melisandre, Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S., OC - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 12,983 - Follows: 7,673 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Fixing Past Mistakes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 230,505 - Reviews: 7010 - Favs: 9,025 - Follows: 8,029 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Makings of a Legend by Relim reviews
Good or bad, most people want to make some sort of difference to what is around them in their lives. Few rarely do, and even fewer are remembered for their attempts. Now, one shall rise a war tempered lord, whose name will ring out loudly for all to know. The world itself is rocked as a result, and a legend is born.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,323 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Xander H.
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Whiskey Accident by gne4eva reviews
Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. But what happens when you're 15? HP/NM/AB Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,134 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 5,719 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Amelia B.] Sirius B.
Project Blue Book by AmeliusTheAlteran reviews
Involved Presidents, an inquisitive assistant, and professional soldiers. A pragmatic look on how the United States would use the stargate and explore uncharted planets.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2014
Dark Lord Potter by Selector reviews
Minority rule is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Complete
The XXXX You Say by Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Legion by NeverTooOld reviews
Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 289,207 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Skitter, Panacea]
The Siege of Shanxi by Made Nightwing reviews
2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humanity'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,786 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Unstoppable Force by Saphrae reviews
What would you sacrifice to save the world? To kill an Endbringer? To save a friend? How do you know when the price is right?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 349,077 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Skitter, Clockblocker, Armsmaster, OC
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 265,320 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 11,821 - Follows: 13,075 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5721 - Favs: 17,817 - Follows: 20,692 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
A Prize For Three Empires by DarkMark reviews
Call her Ms. Marvel, Warbird, or Binary, Carol Danvers has had one of the toughest lives of any superheroine...and three star-spanning empires aren't out to make it any easier.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6080 - Favs: 16,489 - Follows: 13,142 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 10,063 - Follows: 8,054 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Day The Dursleys Came To Hogwarts by ordinaryguy2 reviews
It's the day of the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and the last people that Harry ever expected to be there to see him before he was to face the dragon was the Dursleys, or even the other revelations that would be revealed. H/Hr. Some Draco bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 203,488 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D. - Complete
The Search for Victory by Morena Evensong reviews
During the hunt for Hydra, SGC operations are stalled. But the Ori's armies are still coming and Earth isn't any closer to coming up with anything that can stop them. Frustrated, Daniel takes a vacation and accidentally uncovers a clue to what could be an Ancient weapon. Against protocol, against orders, he and his friends set out on a desperate quest to find a way to save Earth.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,425 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - D. Jackson, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Blackfish Out Of Water by jacobk reviews
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,810 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Brynden T.
What Price Honor by armydude reviews
Beastboy tries to intimidate the Batman! Later, Batman needs a pair of trackers. It's a game of cat and mouse in the Appalachian mountains. Question is: Who's the cat and who's the mouse?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
After the Chamber - Lords and Ladies by SeerKing reviews
Set shortly after the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that by defeating Lord Voldemort three time, he has stolen his enemies title of Lord Slytherin. The trouble begins from there... Harry/Multi. T for Language, possible upgrade to M for more adult themes later. On Hiatus! Has a TVTropes Page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,237 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 5,387 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G.]
Why Does No One Read the Manual? by sirensoundwave reviews
It's written for a reason. One special ops soldier is about to learn this the hard way. His assignment involving being responsible for the League's kids all summer has to be a prank. Right? Right?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 7/19/2012
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 4,843 - Follows: 4,815 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 4,882 - Follows: 4,775 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7494 - Favs: 8,447 - Follows: 7,101 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Canadian at Monster High by randompandattack reviews
After World Tour ends, Cody wants to get away from total drama and Sierra so he moves to New Salem. What he didn't realize was that he'd be going to a school for monsters! Watch Cody try and survive going to Monster High, and maybe make a few friends along the way! Cody/harem.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Monster High - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 208,014 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - [Cody, Frankie S., Clawdeen W., Lagoona B.] - Complete
End's Beginning by 5Mississippis reviews
Lives change after Leonard is critically injured.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 139,975 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Leonard H.
Time and Again by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris goes missing in the Congo, you'll never guess where he ends up. Or perhaps I should say when?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,233 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Xander H., Minerva M.] Harry P., Neville L.
Harry Black by Notsoancientmariner reviews
On that fateful night in '81, Sirius arrives first, gathers up Harry and takes up his god-fatherly duties, raising Harry with the help of Remus and a nudge from the ghosts of Lilly and James in secrecy before returning to the wizarding world for Harry's third year. Rated M for violence and language. No slash, no definite pairing yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 217,359 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., Neville L., Arcturus B.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11573 - Favs: 17,486 - Follows: 12,376 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rainbow Solution by Noir Detective reviews
Loosely based on Reptilla28 challenge and One wizard too many. Slight crossover with Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Harriet Potter died again and her reaper is in a really desperate position and desperate times asks for desperate solutions. Rainbow Solution. Rated M for future Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,708 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Claw of Cthulhu by Argonaut57 reviews
When an ancient statuette is stolen from the British Museum, there is more at stake than simply an artefact. At the request of an enigmatic official, archaeologist Indiana Jones and aristocratic detective Lord Peter Wimsey must follow a trail from the murkier depths of London Society to the caverns beneath an ancient priory. At stake, possession of the Claw of Cthulhu!
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Peter Wimsey - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Complete
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/6/2012
Aberration by Elistax reviews
Integra pitied the Hogwarts students that were soon to be subjected to Alucard and whatever was his twisted idea of teaching.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Alucard
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 12,727 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Night Witches by Panzerfaust 150 reviews
AU Story of Daria and Jane become an F-111 crew set in the turbulent times of Sir John Hackett's novels "Third World War: August 1985" and "The Third World War: The Untold Story".
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,414 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Daria M., Jane L.
Renegade by 1991Kira reviews
They expected him to be a paragon of virtue, a champion of the Light, the personification of all that is good and noble in their world...they were wrong. Explore the legend of a darker Harry Potter, seen from the eyes of friend and foe alike. Multiple POVs. Non-linear narrative. Rated M for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,530 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P.
An Innocent Man by Fang's Fawn reviews
"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,063 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Black Hills Revolt by daccu65 reviews
Sometimes, in a civil war, there aren't clear cut good guys and bad guys. Why did the Black Hills revolt? Here's the story from a survivor.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,226 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Complete
True Colours Show by PokePotterfan93 reviews
After his godfather's death, Harry discovers a terrible plot against him. Anger and betrayal will show Harry who he can trust and who he can't. Rated M for violence and Language and just in case HP/Harem cause Harry's like that, NL/TD, RL/NT, Evil Dumbles. Ron bashing, slight Ginny bashing, GreyIntelligent/Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,485 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.] - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,997 - Follows: 5,491 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 8,853 - Follows: 6,495 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Last Daughter by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
Please go read The Girl of Tomorrow; I'd rather have that stand as the definitive version.
Crossover - Superman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
This Animal I Have Become by armydude reviews
Training, Training and more Training. It takes a lot to stay on top. Events around the globe and across town will touch the lives of the Team in one way or another. Next on This Animal: Chapter 50 Lift Me Up!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 304,638 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Kim P., Ron S.
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 8,168 - Follows: 9,728 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 4,000 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
When the spoiled tin was opened by AUaddict reviews
Starts in the summer between CoS and PoA. The incident with Marge Dursley was more serious than in canon and Harry is caught by the Aurors. But is his situation as bad as it looks? Meanwhile, some of the most important people lose any illusions about the British wizarding world being fair and just. There is also an ICW meeting coming, so the ugliest truths must be quickly hidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,555 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC, Amelia B.
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
A Bad Death Eater Gone Good by Kneazle reviews
AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Boy Who Lived by hodorhodorhodor reviews
After March 13th, 1988, Harry Potter was no longer just the wizarding world's 'Boy-Who-Lived.' As the sole survivor of Flight 1326, he became the 'Boy-Who-Lived' to muggles as well. Despite Dumbledore's protests, Harry is now being raised in the home of Britain's Muggle Prime Minister, Gordon Rollins. Rollins is determined to unleash a prepared Harry onto the wizarding world. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,147 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Megan J.
The Mark by Nargled reviews
The Malfoys are finally on trial. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Guard by Methos2523 reviews
When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,729 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Ethan R., J. O'Neill
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 699 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
In The Shadows by wentworth360 reviews
AU ... A modern origin story
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 183,562 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Siblings, Spiders, and Squirrels, Oh my! by Ragman Jack reviews
Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,979 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4302 - Favs: 9,023 - Follows: 6,912 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 341,061 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
The World's End by Chunk127 reviews
Buffy uses certain knowledge she learned about what will happen Halloween to her advantage as a hidden secret is about to rise up on the hellmouth. YAHF
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,120 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Xander H., Angel, Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Zakal: Stories From Within the Institute by machievelli reviews
Set on Torch, a deadly danger is loose in the Galaxy, and only Ruth Winton and her Institute can stop it. co-written by Lord Grise, unless noted, chapters are by myself. Rating for violence and some descriptions.
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,162 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 11/17/2013
Subject Fifteen by Squeewockle reviews
Canon has been screwed with for my own twisted pleasure. It's very roughly around S3/4 time... When I figure it out I'll get back to you.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Buffy S., Faith L.
Bipolar Hentai Luck by GoodKing0 reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a young man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an Harem. Or is it? (Harry/Harem; Smut; Comedy; Book 5 AU; Rest of the warnings in the prologue). IN PROGRESS. (DEAD, PLOTLESS REWRITE TO COME UP SOON).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.]
Jean by Majerus reviews
Hermione Granger was the brains of the Golden Trio. But what if things didn't turn out that way? What if she didn't attend Hogwarts... at least not right away? Proactive adults, somewhat dark themed to start, though not throughout. Mostly about Hermione to start, leads to HG/HP - On Hiatus pending editor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,767 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Finding a Place to Call Home by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 6,288 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Darcy L. - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4958 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 4,979 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Going Muggle by Xavras reviews
Set after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and a few other classmates, individually decide to leave for the muggle world for various reasons. EWE. No slash. (There will be more than angst and romance, there will be: Revenge, Fighting, Good men, Bad men, Beautiful ladies, Passion, Chases, Escapes, - wait, it's not that story, but it still should be fun)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,300 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Susan B., Daphne G.
Exterminator by NoxedSalvation reviews
If you have to fight the Nazi Juggernaut with bugs, you may find yourself becoming an Inglorious Basterd.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,962 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 7,322 - Follows: 8,024 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
To Hug a Hulk by Morena Evensong reviews
It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 480 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Potted Black Rose by nobodez reviews
ON HIATUS. Challenge Fic. Narcissa Malfoy discovers that the Boy Who Lived is the new Lord Black after Sirius dies in Azkaban. Harry/Multi large harem , Gray!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Gray!Narcissa. NOT Harry/Narcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,734 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Andromeda T., Amelia B.
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dolores Doctrine by mediaboy reviews
In a post-Voldemost British Empire, Harry Potter rejoins society after a long period of Umbridge-enforced solitude in a manor house won by conquest. What is the Granger Institute, why do the Unspeakables want to talk to him, and just what happens if you ignore all your mail for fifteen years? Rating provisional. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,706 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wayne's Boys: Family Ties by KatHarkness-Katara reviews
No-one would have thought of Batman as a family man- or Bruce Wayne, actually. But now he's got all four of his boys back under the manor's roof, can he keep them there? Or will Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian cause too much chaos? At least the girls are around to keep them in line… No slash, some romantic pairings. Rated T for Jason & Damian's language, and violent themes
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Faith by Jonn Wolfe reviews
In an explosion of rage at Dumbledore over revealing the prophesy too late, Harry's magic apparates him out of Hogwarts. Half way around the world, he appears in front of the Slayer and falls unconscious. What will two abused souls do to the balance of power -and- the prophesy? Grey!Harry/Faith, Hermione/Tara, Wesley, Remus, Tonks. X-over Potterverse/Faithverse No Buffy or Scoobies
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,591 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Faith L., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Tara M.]
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Pranking a Dark Lord by MuggleSurvivor reviews
What if Sirius Black survived that night in Department of Mysteries; what if he had become Harry's Godfather, one who truly looks out for Harry's interests; most importantly, what if he fought like a Muggle? The timeline; certain events; and facts, that occur within canon, will not be strictly adhered to; but as a starting point, this fan-fiction will start during summer 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Different Universe by dunuelos reviews
Offshoot of "Stories of the Lone Traveller" from this site. Harry, with help from an alternate version of himself, begins to take back his life. There will be some M material in this one. Lemons found AFFO story ID 600098990.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,164 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 9,699 - Follows: 10,354 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Blacks Are Back! by VelvetyNightSky reviews
AU Post GoF. When Arcturus Black sees something unusual on the family tree, he starts to investigate…and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Dumbledore and Voldemort aren't what they seem, and a couple of his family members are suspiciously alive. So, he does what all Blacks do when they realize something's wrong: they take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Arcturus B.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6440 - Favs: 12,510 - Follows: 8,431 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Hunters and the Hunted by alcimines reviews
Thanks to a horrible misunderstanding, the word gets out that Logan is some kind of undead. Suddenly, the monster-hunter community is very interested in him. This story features crossovers with (takes a deep breath) Teen Wolf, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Lost Girl, Supernatural, the Dresden Files, and Grimm.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Jubilee, Katherine P./Shadowcat, Ororo M./Storm, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 8,094 - Follows: 4,891 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just their war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU as of year six. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Misfired Spell Later by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Batman vs George RR Martin by serpentguy reviews
One-shot: The dark knight faces literacy's greatest mass murderer.
Crossover - Batman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 1,149 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 648 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 6046 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 4,810 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 1,839 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 4,966 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
A Knut to Start the Revolution by Hahukum Konn reviews
Sixth year AU fic. Harry Potter decides to even some old scores, and along the way, deal with that idiot Fudge. In doing so, he discovers how to be a politician and a warrior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P.
A New Game by Legend-waitforit-Harry reviews
Harry is tired of playing another's game, so he creates his own. A game where he has power, freedom, and an actual chance of victory. Independent Harry. Post- OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P.
Screaming Across the Heavens by Lucillia reviews
Agents from departments that are forced to pinch pennies express their displeasure over the fact that the BAU gets their own airplane in a most creative fashion.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2014 - D. Rossi - Complete
Harry Potter and the Family Business by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Art of Diplomacy by Hyvamethyst reviews
When the British Prime Minister sets out to bring the Ministry of Magic into the folds of Her Majesty's Government, a Hogwarts graduate is recruited to lead the endeavour. Sent back to Hogwarts to win over the next generation of witches and wizards, and with the Ministry, Death Eaters, and the Order of the Phoenix all vying for control, he encounters far more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013
Per Ardua Ad Astra by In Defilade reviews
AU Harry pays a high price for booting Voldemort out of his mind at the end of OotP - he is stripped of his magic, but gains something ... other. He starts a new life in the non-magical world, and adapts his skills to join the RAF and later 'The Regiment'. He is assigned to the Atlantis Expedition and, through overcoming adversity, will find a new home and family amongst the stars.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,209 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Harry P., Teyla E.] Hermione G., John S.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 4,550 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Hawk-Eyed Charlie by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on top of his regular studies. It's going to be a bumpy ride if he wants to be a pilot in the RAF!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,190 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Charlus P.
The Complications of a Vegas Wedding by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
My take on Blood Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge. Waking up hungover sucks, but waking up hungover and married? Life just got even more complicated for Harry Potter.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Harry P., Raven] Hermione G.
How I Met Your Brother by Kampe reviews
Mycroft Holmes has realised that Sherlock knows more people than he first thought. So of course Mycroft must kidnap them for a friendly interrogation. All six have different opinions of Sherlock. How will Donovan, Anderson, Lestrade, Mrs Hudson, Sarah Sawyer and Molly Hooper cope? Unfortunately for them Mycroft has no idea what most of New Scotland Yard think of his little brother.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Mycroft H., Anthea
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 5,462 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Proper by Discovercat reviews
AU After the end of the first war against Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy attempts to redeem his name. His actions have unforseen consequences for the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Delicate by SaoirseAngel reviews
Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 378,520 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power He Knows Not Is by Tezza1502 reviews
Harry's left to his own devices between his fifth and sixth years. Sadly, Voldemort still found a way to make Harry's life miserable. What will be the consequences of Harry's act of self-preservation? How far will the ripples spread?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,771 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P.
Negotiation is a fine art by beamirang reviews
Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 191 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
Harper Potts, the Girl Who Died (Hogwarts Year 1) by Harper Potts reviews
Book one of the saga of Harper Potts, the girl who died. Harper thought she could have done a better job than Harry Potter. She will learn that being Harry Potter isn't so easy after all. DoOver. AU. Independent Protag. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 118,029 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., OC
The Gunman with a Thousand Names by McJunker reviews
Desperate to end the threat posed by the Batman, the criminal gangs of Gotham hire an ex-KGB hitman with a new plan of how to kill the Bat.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fall of the Powers That Be by Towrag reviews
A trip to Gringotts changes the lives of Harry and the Scobies forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 6,956 - Follows: 7,367 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Reunions are a Deleted by Bob Regent reviews
Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 349,784 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2007
Flatmates by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione leaves the wizarding world and moves in with an old friend of her parents. Imagine her surpise when she learns who her new flatmates are.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 451 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Hermione's White Knight by BBRAE623 reviews
How much different would Hermione's life had been if she could rely on her half ghost cousin?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Hermione G., Danny F.
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 6,659 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 4495 - Favs: 13,479 - Follows: 5,761 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Why Q Does Not Go Into the Field by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Q is not a field agent. Q is, as his title indicates, a quartermaster. A lab monkey. A techie. He who causes chaos with computers powered solely by Earl Grey. This, he feels, is his natural place in life. So, when he is kidnapped, he feels more annoyed than afraid. This, after all, is Bond's business rather than his. Largely a Bond character study from Q's point of view.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/20/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
All part of the job by S'Fie reviews
If someone had told him twenty years ago he would be carrying sanitary napkins, tampons and infertility potions around as a matter of course, he'd probably hexed them six ways to Sunday
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Divine Intervention by RealityEnsued reviews
What if the muggles are not as ignorant as the wizards think? What if the witch hunters of the old days are still around? And what if they decide that enough muggles have died? Harry, Hermione and Ron get caught in a 3 way battle between the Death Eaters, the Order and the muggles. A "what if" story that tries to stick to canon and push it a bit towards muggle reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,940 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Temperatio Temporalis by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Harry, Hermione and Luna go into the past to win a war they lost. First though, they have to ensure the other war ends like it's supposed to. Lunar Harmony, James/Lily, Xeno/Celeste, Frank/Alice, Sirius/Amelia, Remus/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Goblin Friend by R. Gray reviews
A/U - The Goblins of Gringotts are NOT happy. Perhaps it's time for them to do something about it. Starts at the end of Chamber of Secrets. Bad Dumbledore, no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,950 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P.
Hermione and the Tournament by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 475 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Turn of the Shrew by Suekeiichi Kaiton reviews
Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,063 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Mundane Magic by Varigos D. Vastitas reviews
A twist of fate and time leads to a freak accident and the Boy who lived is lost. Near his fifteenth birthday Harry Potter is forced to return to Britain against the wishes of his adoptive father, David Sarif. Now Augmented, Harry is driven to earn his freedom. His only shot is to be expelled from Hogwarts. To bad Dumbledore has never expelled anybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P.
Council and Ministry by Sherza reviews
Sequel to White Knights and Dark Lords. The Council came, saw, and conquered. Now, can the Council and the Wizarding world get along long-term? Can the Wizarding world fix what's been broken for generations, and make their world a better place?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 7,360 - Follows: 2,133 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Strangers Waiting by l0stinl0ve reviews
The Losers finally have a good, solid lead on Max. Their intel indicates that he's traveling from Europe to New York on a heavily guarded private flight. Luckily, the Losers know how to deal with guards. Too bad the lead was actually a false trail from Max, and instead of the man who ruined their lives, the Losers have just kidnapped Darcy Lewis.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye
Altered Histories by Acaykath reviews
They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Flashman and the Iron Throne by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
Flashman / GoT crossover. Collection of snippets/drabbles from a hypothetical Flashman novel where a portal opened between the British Empire and Westeros in the 1880s.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2013
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Family by Danu40k reviews
What happens when a wish demon comes into your life? Xander and Harry are about to find out Crossover: Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P.
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 8,340 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
My name's Potter - Harry Potter by Eleyvie reviews
MI-5 vs Unspeakables. Muggle secret services are not happy with events in the Wizarding World. Independent Harry and manipulative Dumbledore. Rated for future violence and overall unpleasantness of spying business. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Harry P.
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter: the Spectacular Spiderman by Futurist reviews
NOT a crossover. Harry's magic, to minimize his injuries at the hands of his relatives, boosts him by mimicking the powers of Spiderman. I hate wounded duck heroes, Harry learns about Wizards with confidence, a keen intellect, and knowledge of history. Wizards are stuck with Victorian traditions harems, slavery, dueling the method of conflict resolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4289 - Favs: 7,904 - Follows: 5,627 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ladies' Man by Harry50 reviews
After the last battle, Harry finds himself sought after by many girls, but only one really has his love. Covers the time from the last battle to about a year later. Harry/Hermione/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Humans Strike Back by psykotic addiction reviews
Youkai and Hollows alike call humans weak and defenseless. They say it's due to the fact there are billions of them that they even manage to survive. This is Humanity kindly requesting you say that a little louder. *Click* *Click*
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 157,952 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 6,239 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
RDA by Vernal reviews
Three letters describe a power than can destroy worlds—or save them. As news of their losses reaches Earth and the Colonies, the RDA shifts its plans into high gear. Up against a new fleet and a new General, this time the outcome for the Na'vi is far less certain. And Jake Sully, the new leader of the Omaticaya, bears responsibility for the counterattack.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,052 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society by iwright reviews
The students can hex you, their parents can curse you, your colleagues are all a little bit crazy, and a terrorist group wants to kill you. Other than that, being the new Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts is a pretty easy gig. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - OC
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Bad Xander by Tezza1502 reviews
Part way through season 3, Xander was knocked unconscious by Angel as a way to convince Faith that he had reverted to Angelus. The plan was to find out what the Mayor was up to. What if Xander was found by Sunnydale's nightlife while knocked out...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,626 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Xander H.
Letter to Hermione's Parents by elisa-didlittle reviews
4 months of Hogwarts and Harry's had enough. Now he just has to convince her parents
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Proof Through the Night by ChaserGrey reviews
When the Draka make their final attack on a supine Europe, there's just one question they forget to ask. Where are the carriers?
Draka series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2012
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 525 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 5,943 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Batman vs Dexter by GazingAbyss reviews
While Batman searches for the Joker, Dexter Morgan starts cleaning up Gotham City in his own way.
Crossover - Batman & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,086 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Complete
Black, White, and Red All Over by Battle Fries reviews
When Willow picks up on Voldemort's resurrection, the Council moves to aid Harry Potter in his struggle against the Dark Lord. Post-Chosen, Post-Goblet of Fire. Posted on TTH under user name LegacyWeapon.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,605 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Willow R., Harry P. - Complete
Saving the Savior by Leggo My Lego Harry Potter reviews
The Potter Trust Vault has many protections. Too bad Lucius Malfoy didn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Amelia B.
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4564 - Favs: 10,264 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Power by twilliams1797 reviews
The Power they do not use Harry realizes that there is more than one way to do things, and that there are ways around a problem that the Wizarding world has ignored H/Hr - summary edit 11-17-2013 short version: Harry and Hermione with the advice of their friend Luna tread a path towards the best possible future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 256,026 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16525 - Favs: 11,396 - Follows: 9,896 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 8,051 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
The Weapon by MK-ONE reviews
Forged in the fires of destiny and tempered by betrayal and greed. Harry's been forcibly returned to England to complete a job he's already completed once before. What happens when you loose a weapon that you can't control? HP and eventually HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 170,601 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
To Know Your Enemy by blaugrana-al-vent reviews
Wonder how you could cope with a nosy Headmaster that wants to control you, condescendent parents and a Dark Lord who's after you? Add it up to the fact that your cocky twin is the BWL and you're not.AU story,TWINfic,5thYEAR,HP,NL.No slash.Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,571 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Neville L.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 14,754 - Follows: 3,965 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Chaos by Request by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Disillusioned with the Post-War Wizarding World and three-ring circus his life has become, Harry decides to find a way to change all that he feels went wrong in his life. AU, time travel, no pairings, & mentions of abuse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,475 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
White Knight! by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
A Buffy the Vampire SlayerStatic Shock! Crossover
Xander manages to get a bit further than Oxford on his summer “trip of discovery”, and is in Dakota City just in time to help a young black kid get home after the ‘Big Bang’.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 85,152 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/14/2004
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 354 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Blessings from Malice by sarhea reviews
One American billionaire, plus one English witch, plus one malicious wizard looking for power, equals a whole lot of changes in the British magical enclaves. COMPLETE : Hermione Granger Bruce Wayne : AR for Harry Potter, more cartoon for Justice League
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,446 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman] Harry P., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 333 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 10,965 - Follows: 5,349 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
A Most Marvellous Adventure by KColl2003 reviews
Faith and Xander are sucked into an universe that Xander is intimately familiar with, setting into motion a series of possibly cataclysmic events. Xover with Marvel Comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,806 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
SpiderMan hearts Jenny W by Snorpenbass reviews
AU set in the BND-verse. Ignores current comics, including the Kraven family thing. Opens after Heroic Age has begun. A depressed Jennifer Walters is getting drunk, and an equally morose Peter Parker tries to cheer her up. SMxSH.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010
Minions by midnightluck reviews
Batman thought he had broken Robin of bringing home strays, but then a minion follows Robin home. Can he keep it?
Crossover - Batman & Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Minions
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4839 - Favs: 6,222 - Follows: 5,517 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
This should never have happened by skipper 1337 reviews
Due to an accident and a first contact gone horribly wrong the Colonies of Kobol attempt to invade Earth. But there's more out there than just a measly thirteen planets! Back with Chapter 9!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 129,649 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010
Ginny's In India Now by zArkham reviews
A Harmony song-fic. Ginny has left Harry as she travels to India for Quidditch fame. At a Bones' ball, Hermione catches up with her oldest friend. Hermione finds herself seeing things in Harry she'd never seen before. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 792 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Make A Wish by fishwotflies reviews
Dobby somehow manages to find Harry an Aladdin-style magic lamp. Harry unknowingly makes a wish that leads the girls of Hogwarts to take extreme enthusiastic interest in him... Harry/Multi, Harry/Harem. PWP. Fairly explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 11,557 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Case of the Honourable Men by Stutley Constable reviews
SH/PotC/Treasure Island crossover. There is something afoot in Black Hill Cove that needs looking into. The great grandson of the wealthiest treasure hunter in English history must call in Sherlock Holmes to put things right.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The House That Cedric Built by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Draco didn't think there was much reason to hope for a better future. Astoria proved him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,673 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Magical Inheritance by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Harry is left out of the loop once again and although the consequences aren't life threatening, they certainly are life-changing. Post-DH, ignores epilogue, AU after that. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 12,879 - Follows: 5,631 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/14/2010
Introduced Predator by Unitarian Jihadist reviews
BtVS/Predator crossover. Something is killing predators on their homeworld. Something they can't see, much less fight. Something from Earth. Now, a predator matriarch turns to another kind of predator who can see, and kill, what they can't: Buffy Summers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Buffy S.
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unnamed Horrors by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Only Xander would have THIS problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 12,070 - Follows: 4,918 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Relative Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Sam Vimes was not an only son.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Mudblood Revolution by Hamm On Wry reviews
Side story to He Did it His Way. Purebloods have all of the advantages in Wizarding Britain, and some of the 'less than pure' folks are getting pretty sick of it. What to do? How about change the world as they know it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Justin F., Hermione G.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 8,852 - Follows: 2,223 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sharpe's Legacy (Rewritten) by DrMckay reviews
In 1821, Richard Sharpe returned to a farm and a woman in Normandy and never left again. In 1945, after D-Day, a young Sergeant named Augie Harper drives down a dark country lane... What sort of legacy did the misanthropic Rifleman and his beloved Lucille leave their descendants?
Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Alien Rampage! by Dunyazade reviews
The Question has a warning for Batman.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cracked Reflection by Misato reviews
Wherein what happened in Antarctica was more than it seemed, Rorschach makes some unpleasant discoveries, and Nightwing really doesn't need to be dealing with any of this right now. Set after Final Crisis.
Crossover - Nightwing & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 10,654 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 625 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Four New HorsePersons of the AntiApocalypse by SenorTact reviews
A nice and accurate story about a friendly meeting by the side of the road X. with 'Good Omens'
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 7,969 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,566 - Follows: 2,228 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Then the Heroes Came Along by Roga reviews
You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong. Crossover with Superman and Batman, no need to know the comics canon, and no spoilers.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 446 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Squirrelly Business by Lord Yellowtail reviews
2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 787 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Missing: Presumed Missing? by Seel'vor reviews
After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P.
Muggle Magic and Wizard Science by Ravenwood240 reviews
Hermione is the most Brilliant Witch of her time. Harry is the most powerful Wizard of his time. Together, they can achieve the impossible. The only thing they can't do, is admit how they feel about each other. Formerly known as Harry, Hermione and a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,612 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 895 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cruciatus and Compromise: The art of Negotiation by nixofcyzerra reviews
Let's face it. A kid with only a Hogwarts education isn't going to feel too confident about going up against a Dark Lord whose been killing longer than you've been alive. Of course, there's always another option...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Another Year by marginaliana reviews
Five Wimseyverse birthdays. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Sufficiently Advanced Technology by therocketscientist reviews
Updated at last! AU after HP OotP and Robin 124. BatmanHP crossover. While investigating a series of mass murders in England, Batman spends his spare time trying to work out the technology he believes is behind Hogwarts magic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,816 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Harry Potter and the Purple Bullseye by goddessofspite reviews
It is well known that Muggles would never stand a chance in a fight against a fully trained adult Wizard. Right? Unless, of course, they used MUGGLE ways of fighting back... like, say, oh... snapping a certain Dark Lord's wand in half? Can you say "oops"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,543 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11284 - Favs: 21,097 - Follows: 7,195 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Stop The Turtle by Roga reviews
Taking on a job commissioned by an orangutan may seem to veer from Mal's admittedly abysmal usual standards, but when it comes down to it, gold is gold, right? Firefly Discworld crossover.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Mal - Complete
Caught by the Bolo by Rakeesh reviews
My own addition to JA Baker's First Contact series of BSG2004 crossovers: Six has a series of unfortunate encounters. In this case, a Bolo.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 6,101 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Living History by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 234,243 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Misdirection by M. Scott Eiland reviews
A certain Englishman confronts the head of the Contracts Department at Wolfram & Hart and issues a challengewhich is accepted. Ninth story in the Slayer Central series.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
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Assorted Chapters reviews
These are my own chapters that were contributed to various stories on Twisting the Hellmouth. Ranges from cheerful fun to somewhat dark. Rated as 'T' to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 151,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 8/1/2010
Really Into The Movie reviews
Who hasn't already daydreamed of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/23/2018
Worst Nightmare EVER reviews
An AU of the Angel tv series episode 'Orpheus' which changes things for everyone in both that show and the parent series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
How The Slayer Stole Halloween! reviews
(Written for a challenge on Twisting the Hellmouth.) When the Scooby Gang goes along with Dawn's insistence to spend Halloween night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, it seems harmless enough...until Sunnydale weirdness happens.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Complete
Echoes of Silence reviews
One evening in Sunnydale, it's a very special anniversary for a certain undead former poet who reveals a surprising secret.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Complete
A Genuine Under The Counter Trade
Andrew Wells was in the middle of reading about a fifteenth-century Slayer when he got interrupted by somebody with one really zany sense of humor.
Crossover - Simpsons & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Complete
Ursus Ex Machina
Long before Grumpy Cat, there was another cantankerous beast in a science fiction novel series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Complete
Those Wacky Monks Of Dagon reviews
Hey, you're allowed one little mistake in turning the Key to a human and sending her to be protected by the Slayer while altering everyone's memories in Sunnydale to reflect this. How bad could it be to have Dawn Summers as the older sister in the family?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2018
Back Again? Siriusly? reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,709 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
The Name Should've Been A Clue reviews
Written for the Ghost of Christmas Pasts (2017) challenge at Twisting the Hellmouth. There's the return of a beloved character, a crossover, and some Buffy teasing. Happy holidays to all!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Complete
Hey Nonny, Ho Nonny, The Plot Thickens reviews
I have absolutely no idea any more than you do as to where this story is going, but isn't it a fun ride? No. 4 in the series "The Descendants in Sunnydale".
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
Presto, Chango, Was That Supposed to Happen?
Another fun-filled night on the Hellmouth for the Descendants. No. 3 in the series "The Descendants in Sunnydale".
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
For The Scooby Gang, It's Sunnydale reviews
Xander again travels into another dimension to rescue an unknowing potential Slayer from a human monster, except this time he brings along a friend. Who's also a monster, but a really nice one unless you get on Oz's bad side.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
Okay, Just Got Dumb reviews
Two people from the Kimmieverse visit Sunnydale on Halloween Night. Things can't help but turn out absolutely weird beyond belief.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
Winkus, Blinkus, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? reviews
Yet another entry in the Descendants' visit to the Scooby Gang and the Hellmouth.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror XXVIII…? reviews
You really have to wonder. A cult cartoon tv show nearly thirty years old with over 600 episodes parodying American popular culture, and they never did BtVS? Not even for Halloween? Well, that's gonna change in late 2017!
Crossover - Simpsons & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Complete
Flushed With Victory reviews
The First Evil was defeated by something even crazier than Oz's hummus strategy. A lot more smelly, too.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Complete
Bibbity Bobbity Boo, Dude, You're A Dad reviews
"Once upon a time" gets a nice, juicy custard cream pie thrown with a great deal of force right into the face.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Complete
A Gift That Keeps On Giving reviews
The Christmas tradition continues…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
No Lookout Towers Were Harmed During This Story reviews
The title's the sole clue you're going to get before reading my latest, but go ahead anyway if you like and try to guess the specific crossover for this YAHF. We start off with Harmony Kendall in Sunnydale High on Halloween night…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
Died Rather Than Betray Your Friends
Summary: This story was inspired by Cuautla's story 'Without Trust' presented on Twisting the Hellmouth. A story of unexpected betrayal, you should read it first to understand how it led to this alternate ending. A very, very alternate ending...heh, heh, heh.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
Hit-Vampire reviews
On a short list of people who should never, ever be turned by those blood-sucking demons, Mindy McCready is among the top ten. Even if she's only twelve years old.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
Let Me Have A Thin Mint For The Road
This innocent suggestion right before the Cleveland Slayers went on their nightly patrol the first week of March unfortunately led to a great deal of moaning, wailing, gnashing of teeth and casting of aspersions.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
Literally, Not Figuratively reviews
After the absurd events of February 29, 2008 were over and done with, no one else working for the New Council besides Faith ever dared to tease the others about yet one more bout of weirdness in the lives of the Scooby Gang.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
I Can Get You Out Of Here
On Xander's latest dimension trip for the New Council to find people they're interested in recruiting, the original reason for this was something most of the senior staff (aka the Scooby Gang) had a hard time accepting as at all likely.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
From The Other Side Of The Family
After years avoiding this, Giles again meets someone also possessing his surname and wants nothing more than to get it over with as quickly as possible before things really go to hell. (And just why did an American have to be the one to write this?)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
As Ye Sow reviews
Taking advantage of a moment's distraction to either appear or disappear without warning when that person feels the conversation is over or should start with scaring the other participant out of their socks is very impressive. It's still rude, mind you.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
A Flyin' Rat? How's That Workin' Out For Ya? reviews
A hardened Slayer veteran gleefully takes the opportunity to do some serious messing with the head of a costumed guy who clearly has no clue at all about vamps and the other supernatural crap.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Complete
Christmas In My Hometown reviews
When this town is none other than Sunnydale, just about everything taking place there during the Christmas season can result in some very peculiar situations. Case in point…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
No Sucker Punch - Rather, A Hyena's Bite reviews
Wrapped in a straitjacket, chained at the ankles, all while stuck in a hellhole of a mental ward - Xander Harris is not in any kind of a good mood. And then, a girl comes along…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Complete
The Man With The Pants reviews
In honor of Labor Day, here's a story about someone whom by dint of a good idea and hard work rose to the heights of his profession. Now, some very strange requests are coming from Sunnydale and a decision must be made.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Complete
A Knight In Gotham reviews
Xander is not thrilled the slightest about visiting a city whose self-professed guardian is a guy dressing up in skintight black leather as a flying rodent. For Bob Kane and Bill Finger fans with a sense of humor (there must be some, right?).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Complete
Kitty's Night Out On The Town reviews
A completely AU YAHF for one particular BtVS character seeing how that feline wasn't introduced until much later in the series as belonging to college students Willow and Tara years after a certain Halloween…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Complete
Draco's Triumph reviews
Starting from his first year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy managed to successfully carry out only two specific accomplishments ever in all his various schemes, plots, and machinations. The Golden Trio are having trouble believing what Draco's up to now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Complete
Watch What You Say reviews
Hermione has had enough. More than enough. Light years beyond enough. Don't ever make a very intelligent witch furious and not expect her to retaliate as nastily as possible with the most powerful magic closest at hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Short, Blonde, Pretty, Superstrong-- Wait, What? reviews
Rick and his group are about to have an encounter they'll find really hard to believe, especially when she then starts to put the moves on Daryl.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Wolf On The Fold reviews
About to die of old age and with nothing to lose, Xander utters the w-word and winds up as Batman's latest protégé. This Scooby definitely should've remembered some wish demons might be DCverse fans, too, along with having a really wicked sense of humor.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
Thank You For Them, Sir reviews
More than a decade after Sunnydale, Andrew Wells still reverts into full-blown nerdiness upon receiving sad news. Xander is soon sent to coax Andrew out of his bachelor apartment in the New Council's Scotland headquarters.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Complete
Parents Spoil All The Fun reviews
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare" - Ed Asner. Xander and Dawn have wed, settled in England while working for the New Council, produced a child, and now it's seventeen years later at a certain Scots magical castle.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
King Julien Is The Name, Lemur Lovin' Is My Game
This is a sequel to my story 'Us Aptenodytes Forsteris' Work Is Never Done', where Buffy tries to persuade Willow of the truth concerning what went on at the Central Park Zoo last night. So, the next morning, they pay a visit there…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Humph Yourself! reviews
In his work as the New Council's wandering troubleshooter, Xander Harris has at times received much-appreciated assistance from various beings he met during the dangerous job of safeguarding the world from demons, but this is definitely a new one for him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones reviews
The latest juicy gossip around the New Council castle concerns Faith's new Slayer protégé which nobody's ever met. Of course, anyone there could just ask her what that's all about, if their lives weren't already suicidal enough.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Second Thoughts reviews
Just why did Ethan Rayne cause Halloween chaos at Sunnydale in the first place? The usual reasons (worship Janus, torment his old friend Giles, enjoy the costumes' anarchy, etc.) don't seem very convincing. Maybe if he'd paused to think it over...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
That '90s Show reviews
A mysterious one-eyed man finds himself working at a Wisconsin high school during the Carter years…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Enough, Already!
Whatever might be thought by those who don't have it, omniscience isn't really all that great…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Complete
Road Trip! reviews
The last few years in Sunnydale made Xander Harris well aware that the entire universe is out to get him. He doesn't need any more subtle hints, like...say...his car catching on fire.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Nice Kid, Prospective Evil Overlord reviews
A review for my concluded drabble series 'Dumbledore Is An Idiot' promptly led to even more ultra-short AU crackfic in the wizarding world a generation after the Harry Potter novels, as presented here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Evil Overlording Again! reviews
Everyone's back after the winter hols, so it's time once more to begin plotting to take over the wizarding world, bring complete doom to the populace, and have a few good giggles along the way. All in 100 word drabbles, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
100 Words, 100 Theories (Sheldon Won't Shut Up) reviews
The Pasadena guys land in Sunnydale sometime during the show's run, with their adventures set out in drabble form. Will our heroes survive life in this demon-haunted other California city?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Complete
So Not The Halloween reviews
Nick Fury would've been just fine. That also goes for One-Eyed Willie, Snake Plissken, Ragetti, Mad-Eye Moody, and even Number Two from the Austin Powers Trilogy. But no, his girls had to pick-
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Complete
Wuv, Twoo Wuv
In honor of Valentine's Day, here's a tale of romance in Sunnydale. Feel free to remember Peter Cook's hilarious take as the Clergyman reciting the marriage vows in The Princess Bride while you read this story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Complete
The Astronomer of Java reviews
It's strange how a mere middle name caused Xander Harris to prove himself to be the hero who ultimately saved the day during the events of 'Chosen' instead of Spike, but that's life in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Xander H. - Complete
Here For A Long, Long Time reviews
With Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor and…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Buffy S., Dawn S., Willow R., Mary Ann S. - Complete
Everyone I Went To High School With
Most YAHF stories have to do with the costumes Ethan Rayne sold to unaware buyers who later that night changed into the characters represented by these outfits. Suppose there was something else which also became affected by the Chaos spell?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Jonathan L. - Complete
All Due To A Little Girl's Favorite Book reviews
Walking towards his destination, Xander sourly thought to himself that this was just what he needed, a whole night of Buffy humming off-key to a complete musical score by some film dude named Coppola. The other one, that is.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Black Stallion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Xander H. - Complete
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! reviews
"Oh the weather outside is frightful/But the fire is so delightful/And since we've no place to go…" That's exactly when it all went to hell at the Cleveland Slayers House this winter, in Faith's opinion.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Faith L. - Complete
I Am Not There
Xander and Buffy are about to wed, only to discover a very big problem concerning this. Presented with fulsome thanks to Greywizard for permission to use his 'Prophecies? We Don't Need No Stinking Prophecies' as an inspiration.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,683 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Buffy S., OC - Complete
Number One Or Number Two?
Nobody ever mentions this kind of stuff at any Hero Academy, so either you deal with it on your own or if you're very lucky, civilized arrangements can be made.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Complete
How Peeves Saved The Wizarding World reviews
Yes, however impossible it might seem, that malicious poltergeist actually did something once in his entire ghostly unlife to very much benefit the wizards and witches of Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Peeves - Complete
A Little Short For A Mythbuster reviews
Only Andrew Wells could happily receive a Christmas gift of a t-shirt bearing an image on front of Luke Skywalker responding to a certain paternal declaration with "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Complete
He Really Would've Hated That Epitaph reviews
It's Halloween. It's Spike. Based on my earlier stories, care to guess about what comes next for that disliked vampire?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Complete
Their End Is Nigh (Begin Sound Effects) reviews
Buffy once received a Word-A-Day desk calendar as a birthday gift from Dawn, and one special entry this Slayer came across in there perfectly described what was waiting for her if a certain chaos magic spell ever got cast: Ignominy.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Have You Heard The One--? reviews
In the Buffyverse, ANYTHING can exist for real; such as magic, vampires, other demons, Old Ones, and most terrifying of all…supremely bad jokes as presented here. (Feel free anytime to flee for the hills.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Complete
Ankh-Morpork Has Nearly EverythingFor A Price reviews
At last! The true 'Innocence' episode over exactly how a California teenager got his hands on such a deadly weapon which should've been kept thoroughly under lock and key by the military. Slightly AU here regarding canon, then it gets...weirder.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - The Librarian - Complete
No Matter Where Or When, Xander Hates Clowns reviews
Of all American television shows ever made since the first commercial broadcast, TV Guide rated a certain episode to be #1 for all time, and a former Sunnydale native was unintentionally responsible for this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Xander H. - Complete
Quite The Opposite Of The Awesome McCoolname Trope reviews
For most heroes, they need to be called by the most macho name possible. For instance, SNIKT aside, the X-Men's Logan would've surely gotten an entirely different reaction from everyone in the Marvel Universe if he'd been dubbed 'The Gerbil'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Xander H., Dawn S. - Complete
The Power Of Three reviews
Chaos? You want chaos? We got chaos!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - R. Giles - Complete
Forget The Curse -- It's Time For Taunting! reviews
Even if the red and the blue won't actually be meeting, things are still quite stressful among the neutrals praying to remain unnoticed at the Cleveland Slayers House.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Complete
Thirty-One Days Hath Even More Torments For Spike reviews
To misquote T.S. Eliot, 'August is the cruellest month…' as a certain vampire will painfully learn throughout his unlife. Rating is for Spike's language only.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Despicable Isn't The Word For It! reviews
Dawn's exuberant whoop of delight at her discovery outside blasted everyone else out of bed that morning, including Buffy who was having a nice, wonderful dream of this whole weird weekend finally being over. Last of the series!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Complete
Despicable Xander reviews
Our hero learns there can be potential problems at having a flock of enthusiastic Minions waiting to carry out his every whim. Follow-up to 'Disgusted, Not Despicable, Slayer' set in same AU timeline a day later.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2013
Disgusted, Not Despicable, Slayer reviews
It's always best to get along with the people next door, since you might need your own favor from them afterwards. This crackfic definitely has to be an AU ten years on, don't you think?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
True Xander reviews
On an AU Halloween, Xander dresses up in a completely different costume for which this teenager adds an accessory he might not necessarily need several years in the future. Rating is for the language used by one of this story's characters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
At Least It Wasn't Spelled Backwards reviews
While fleeing from Boston to the West Coast to escape the vampire who killed her Watcher and was still hungrily pursuing this new Slayer, Faith met some really peculiar individuals along the way - including a rather obese cat with bright orange fur.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
Zom-B-Gone reviews
In a local bar where she and Dawn sneaked away together from the celebration at the Cleveland House, Faith bitterly groused to her equally disgruntled drinking buddy, "Now yer big sis is gonna be even more fulla herself 'cuz of what she done last night!"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
Xander And The Little Green Men reviews
No, this Scooby Gang member didn't encounter a gang of leprechauns on St. Patrick's Day. Think much further offworld than Ireland, instead. And it's all because of him meeting the most dysfunctional family in suburban Chicago...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Married with Children - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Kelly B. - Complete
Odd Consequences Of Being The Key reviews
After Sunnydale and then helping the remaining Scoobies in running the New Council, Dawn Summers has already spent her whole life dealing with really weird stuff. So, having her exact double suddenly appear out of nowhere isn't all that big a surprise...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Black Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dawn S. - Complete
How It All Went Down With Harry And Buffy reviews
This was written in response from reading perhaps one too many crossovers with the Chosen Two teaming up against the forces of evil. AU where the TV series happened a few years earlier than in canon.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
The Not-Really-Walking Dead reviews
Take that, the graphic novels and the tv show! A most decidedly AU offering in which the world underwent a quite different zombie apocalypse from what was presented in print and on screen.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Rick G., Lori G. - Complete
A Visit From St Nicholas
This is a sequel to my chapter "Season's Greetings, Spike" which should be read first before this story. You can find the chapter in "10 More Encounters That Spike Never Talked About".
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Angel - Complete
You're Gonna Make It After All reviews
Buffy and Willow have years of history with each other. Now, they may have something more on a visit to a Midwestern city, with a surprise waiting for the Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
The Cos Knows reviews
Truer words were never spoken. Written for a challenge of portraying the Scoobies close to a decade after the Sunnydale collapse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Dawn S., Buffy S. - Complete
Giles' Excedrin Headache No 2,643, And Counting reviews
Harder to eradicate than a radioactive cockroach! Proud to be provoking! Guaranteed 100% transparency after H2O absorption! They're…SLAYER T-SHIRTS!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Xander H., Andrew - Complete
I'd Rather Be Surfing reviews
Driving inland, Faith wryly thought it was B who was s'posed to be the beach bunny, but damned if life couldn't throw you a helluva curve. These sentiments soon changed into exasperation over yet another weird part of her life as a Slayer. Rating is for language.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Faith L. - Complete
Happy Piñata Day! reviews
Ever since the Sunnydale collapse, the men, women, and non-humans of the New Council have gleefully embraced some truly bizarre holidays unique to their demon-fighting organization. Today is something really special, though.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
How Jay Finally Got Some reviews
Now that you've forced down your nausea over that little bit of news regarding this blond cretin, some people might be wondering about Silent Bob. Don't worry, an alternate ending for the movie 'Dogma' has a very blissful outcome for the bearded dude.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dogma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Just Too Easy
There are times when you just sit down at your computer and stare blankly at the opposite wall until your eyes bleed, trying to come up with an idea for a story. And then there's other occasions when the muse shoves inspiration right into your face.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Going To The Movies
Several chapters done as individual stories for a Twisting the Hellmouth challenge, in writing about Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters appearing in various films.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,519 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Madness Takes Its Toll reviews
I know the idea's been used before. However, this comes from the movie, not the stage original version. But listen closely…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2012 - R. Giles, Frank N. Furter - Complete
Xander's Last Letter reviews
In Sunnydale, setting your affairs in order before the yearly apocalypse was always a good idea. Plus, a certain Scooby's regularly updated letter had the delightful opportunity to really stick it to Angel, which made it all worthwhile. AU, naturally.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
The Great Scooby Scavenger Hunt reviews
It's never too early to start planning, which was also the reason Willow used to keep from telling anybody her plans to coerce into this the people in charge of the New Council. Starting with Rupert Giles himself, and involving all her other friends.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
She Did It Her Way
A long time before Buffy Summers came to live at the Boca del Infierno, that supernatural place once had a quick visit paid there by another female far more terrifying than any cranky Slayer.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Just a Little Friendly Game reviews
Never have Buffy around during poker night. She always spoils it, somehow, even without meaning to do this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Clem, Death - Complete
Not Really A Good Idea, Harry reviews
This is my own cracktastic entry in the Potterverse genre known as 'For whatever reason, Harry throws a huge hissy fit and leaves the wizarding world.' Well, if you know a more concise description, tell me it in a review, and I'll use this. Rating is for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rockets' Red Glare reviews
Before the Halloween episode, several of the Scoobies learn to their astonishment that there's another holiday in Sunnydale with unexpected results for this demon-infested town.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Xander And The Cougars reviews
Okay, so maybe a little bit of this is Buffy's fault, but Dawn and Willow and Giles and even Faith are to blame, too! All they did was to urge Xander to see new people when he came back from Africa, but nobody anticipated this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
It Had To Happen reviews
Just before the start of term, Severus Snape had his fondest wish come true. No, not the one with boiling alive in an oil-filled cauldron that Potter brat, but the other one, him becoming at last the Defence Against the Dark Arts instructor. AU, for sure.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
I'm Nick I'm Xander reviews
Grave things were sure to be discussed at the first encounter with two sets of legends, so everyone was on their best behavior. Well, right up to the point where two guys walked away together without any explanation at all for the perplexed others.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
To Rule Them All
Xander and Andrew are working together during a vital mission- Hold it. "Xander", "Andrew", "together", and "vital mission"? This is not going to turn out well.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Sauce For The Gander reviews
Kissing the pale, cool arm draped across her bare chest, Willow heard the sleepy purr of her partner in bed awakening ready for another go, with the witch then smirking about Buffy no longer being the only Scooby having had a relationship with a vampire
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Willow R. - Complete
The Right Way, The Wrong Way, And The Army Way reviews
Forget about guys like Rambo and Sgt. Rock. The indisputably most dangerous soldier in the world paid a visit from his normal post of duty to Sunnydale on Halloween, and not all of him left when the Janus statuette was destroyed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
On The Charge Of Exasperating A Superior Officer reviews
It's never a good idea for the most junior Airman on the base to attract the attention of General Hammond, but, hey, should it ever come to an actual court-martial, Xander Harris might have a perfectly logical defense: "Nobody ever said I couldn't!"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Xander H., Gen. Hammond - Complete
A God Bearing A Gift reviews
By his rights, it was the only honorable thing which Thor could have done, presenting Buffy Summers with a just reward for this young woman's brave actions over the years. Plus, it took a truly disgusting object out of her hands for once and all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
A Question For The Ages reviews
There are some things which should never be answered, but this never bothered Andrew Wells. Xander, on the other hand, is not happy. At all.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Xander H., Andrew - Complete
Scram, You Little Flying Bastard reviews
Would it have been so hard not to react right off to having his privacy invaded? Xander's going to pay a price for being so trigger-happy on this day of days.
Crossover - Hercules: The Legendary Journeys & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
You Just Need The Proper Delivery reviews
Xander Harris, whatever his current personality, has a really twisted sense of humor. As demonstrated on a particular Halloween night. No. 6 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Don't Need A FourLeaf Clover reviews
When a horrified Xander Harris felt the hole at the bottom of his empty jeans pocket while inside Ethan's Costume Shop, this teenager didn't know he was about to have the best Halloween night of his life.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Uncle Scrooge - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
It Fills The Sky reviews
Grumbling quietly over the new place not having any U.S. Army fatigues and the other outfits there also too expensive, Xander had a sudden idea which made him instead just buy a roll of plain brown cloth and a couple dozen cheap toy plastic pumpkins.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Adventurer Ex Machina reviews
Angelus might've become wary after the sudden arrival through a portal by the unknown man, if that vampire had just asked whom had dropped into the middle of his fight with Buffy trying to keep him from using the Acathla statue to send the world to hell.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Buffy S. - Complete
Rescuer Ex Machina reviews
Xander wasn't the only person who could've given Buffy the kiss of life when she was drowned by the Master, all courtesy of one of those ubiquitous portals…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Baywatch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Buffy S. - Complete
A Midnight Snack, Dawn Style reviews
The Summers sisters have never been known for conforming to other peoples' expectations.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Dawn S., Xander H. - Complete
Wizard Ex Machina reviews
A true seeker of magical beasts will go anywhere and do anything to ensure the continuance of the most rarest of these searched-for animals.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Politician Ex Machina
It was undoubtedly the weirdest story he'd ever listened to, but the fact was, he'd been transported here by mysterious means, and they clearly needed his help. What else could he do but assist the Scooby Gang against their latest Big Bad?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Superhero Ex Machina reviews
Here he comes to save the day! If the guy with a red cape, protruding antennae, and underwear worn on the outside doesn't get slaughtered first by a very annoyed vampiress, that is.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Vampire Ex Machina reviews
Despite what you might think, other people on the Discworld besides Rincewind can occasionally have a really unfortunate night due to running afoul of bizarre events.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Faith L., Arthur W. - Complete
10 More Encounters Spike Never Talked About reviews
Over a century of unlife, Spike suffered through various embarrassments he'd really prefer to refrain from mentioning to everybody. The memories alone are already bad enough.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Spike - Complete
Help! I'm Being Held Prisoner In The Sparkleverse! reviews
"Don't wanna! Don't WANNA! DON'T WANNA!" was Xander Harris' calm and mature response immediately after being informed of exactly which dimension he had to visit next.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
I'm A Delta Get It? reviews
Nearly a decade after the Sunnydale Collapse and the creation of the New Council, Xander is sent by the Powers That Be to a certain college fraternity. Various comedic hijinks ensue, of course.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Like Hell He Will reviews
In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blow, Winds, And Crack Your Cheeks! reviews
Names have power, it's a well-established fact in the supernatural world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Either that, or the possibility of a good giggle.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Buffy S. - Complete
Yeah, Just One Name You Got A Problem With That? reviews
Another entry in the "I Want YOU For The New Council!" series. The whole town of Amity Island turns out to see something truly unbelievable in the harbor…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Jaws - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Tonight, The Crossover Of Doom! reviews
Ordinarily, the specific consequences of Ethan Rayne's meddling with chaos on Halloween would have created an universe-destroying paradox, except nobody in the Buffyverse even noticed, so it's like it never happened.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Buffy S. - Complete
A True Vengeance, Indeed
An AU story in which Amy Madison did something else right after regaining her humanity, showing a really nasty sense of humor, but it must be allowed Amy had more than good cause, what with the whole matter of being for a couple of years an actual rat...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Visit It, You Must reviews
There's no possible way Andrew could ever pass up this. He even managed to assert himself enough to join in entirely unasked the New Council's plans to set up a Slayers House in San Francisco.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Andrew - Complete
To The Slayers' House We Go reviews
Inspired by emw's 'List Of Things Dawnie Is Not Allowed To Do.' Since I've already contributed two chapters for that story see Assorted Chapters here, and this tale is much longer than the others there, I decided to put this out as a standalone story.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Dawn S. - Complete
The Curse Is Back reviews
Any real fan will totally understand Faith's heartbroken behavior.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Faith L. - Complete
My Name Is Legion reviews
Following the Halloween night events, Ethan Rayne might have the last laugh after all, when a young man unthinkingly opens one of the discarded storage boxes piled high in the alley behind a former costume store.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
This Never Ends Well reviews
Regarding the warning of the above title, if she'd actually been told this by someone else in the Scooby Gang before making a wish, Cordelia Chase would have haughtily declared, "It will when I do it!"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Cordelia C. - Complete
Here's The Story reviews
Eyeing a grassy vacant lot in the San Fernando Valley suburb, Xander thought, *Uh-oh. That place reeks of pure magic, not to mention it's the exact spot where a potential Slayer vanished decades ago. Well, Marcia Brady, let's see what happened to you.*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Brady Bunch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Another, But Quite Different, Halloween Night reviews
Over the last few years, the New Council had shown no mercy at all to anyone daring to cause trouble on this date, so tonight was when every sensible demon found the deepest hole possible and hid there until it was again safe to come out. AU story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Rest In Peace, Mr Harris reviews
Well, how do you think he would have wanted to go, anyway?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
A Bet Is A Bet Round Two reviews
Passing through the open gates of the Chase estate, Xander glumly trudged towards the mansion ahead while thinking, *I should have started smoking when I lost the bet, because Cordy's gonna do things to me that deserve a blindfold and a last cigarette.*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
A Bet Is A Bet Round One reviews
Whatever else, Cordelia Chase wasn't a welsher, even though she was seriously considering doing this on her reluctant way to a fate much worse than death.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Loved and Cherished
During one special time, Buffy was at peace after sacrificing herself to stop Glory. Now, years later, that Slayer has the chance to find out exactly where her spirit was resting during that period, and it's going to be a very big surprise indeed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Her Favorite Color reviews
An AU story which has Dawn appearing in the Scoobies' life much earlier, and joining the Halloween episode. So, naturally, that younger Summers sister goes to a certain costume shop to get her holiday outfit…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Dawn S. - Complete
Keep Those Bottles Quiet
Faith meets someone who's really dedicated to their job. Really, really, REALLY dedicated. And he isn't going to put up with any kind of guff or tomfoolery whatsoever from anybody who might interfere with this. Rating is for language.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Faith L. - Complete
A Fishy Episode reviews
Alternative outcomes for "Go Fish" and "Sink or Swim".
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Xander H., Ron S. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son reviews
At times like these, Wolverine hated his healing factor. That Canadian mutant's ability to recover from any wound or injury also made it impossible for him to commit suicide. Or to at least get so stinking drunk that his brain dribbled out of his ears.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Andrew, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Hisssss… reviews
"Leapin' lizards, Sandy, it's yet another Halloween fanfiction!"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
There Is Enough For All reviews
Hearing of someone's unyielding refusal to ever return to that place, much less carry out her appointed task there, D'Hoffryn's discreet investigation resulted in that demon lord declaring a certain location absolutely off-limits forevermore.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Anya J. - Complete
It's Andrew It Could Happen, Mate reviews
At least it hadn't been necessary for him to wear the teeth-studded hat and the leather vest, the anthropomorphic personification consoled himself later on.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
From Beautiful Downtown Sunnydale reviews
Verrrrry interesting - for yet another Halloween fanfiction. No. 10 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Actually, It Was Her Idea reviews
He'd been reluctant when the idea came up during a discussion of tactics one night, but she successfully argued that using the Ultimate Male Distraction might be necessary someday. He didn't have to look. No. 9 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Xander H., Carrot - Complete
Richard Wagner Would Be So Proud reviews
It has to be admitted, there's quite a difference from appearing in front of the crowned heads of Europe to instead doing your act for a bunch of the foulest creatures of the night. In any case, the show must go on! No. 8 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
At Least That Damn Dog Didn't Show Up reviews
During Halloween, a pair of psychopathic adolescents demonstrate to a former member of the Scourge of Europe exactly why humans will always surpass demons in sheer savagery. No. 7 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Beware Of Yellow Snow reviews
A Cleveland Slayers House story, in which all shall be explained. Including the title. Rating is for when you actually think about it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
It's All In The Numbers reviews
Another month of May, another approaching apocalypse - but Willow has something else she needs to check out first. Set several years after 'Chosen,' very AU from the comics.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Willow R., Xander H. - Complete
In The Promised Land
Another "I Want YOU For The New Council!" story. Xander had to wait for the last day of April in order to have any chance of completing his latest recruiting attempt.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
A Question At A Reunion
A decade afterwards, someone hoping for an interesting yarn poses a question entirely out of the blue to several Slayers.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,823 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
At The TippyTop Floor
Xander Room at the inn Female Guaranteed ejection from said living area by this person of the feminine gender.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Anything For A PB Sandwich
At last, an explanation for why the Mayor allowed Ethan Rayne to set up shop in his town. Mind you, I didn't say it was a reasonable explanation. Just that there's one.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dennis the Menace - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Igors Are Everywhere reviews
This ties up a loose end from my story, "Well, It Was Really Catchy", as pointed out by a reviewer who wanted to know what happened to another certain snotty member of Slytherin House.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Well, It Was Really Catchy reviews
Even wizards and witches should have known better, considering how magic can have its own rules and directives created long ago, by the greatest of them since Merlin: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,982 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Absolutely Delicious reviews
Halloween AU - Once again, it is proven that men will do anything for the women they love: climbing the highest mountain, sailing the furthest seas, and Angel dressing up in one of Ethan Rayne's costumes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
No Cute Title For This Program
The Powers That Be are obsessed with balance, such as good and evil, light and dark, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, so it's doubtful that popular entertainment would escape their scrutiny…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,704 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Tale As Old As Time
Halloween AU - Buffy exercises her female prerogative to select an entirely different costume, not just for herself, but also for a certain world-class brooder.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Ethan's New Toys reviews
Ethan's Halloween costumes became real, in addition to the fake props carried by those wearers, as shown by Xander's toy gun that changed into a working weapon. In this AU, Ethan added something else to the costumes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010
Bringing Home The Doomed
An "I Want YOU For The New Council!" story. In various realities, Xander offers a last-minute second chance for diverse individuals, using the same proposal every time.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,242 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Y'all Come Back Now, Y'hear? reviews
Okay, there aren't any shotguns or dueling banjos in this story, but Xander is still going to find trouble here in Beverly. Hills, that is.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Beverly Hillbillies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
A Reply To A Letter reviews
Rather than 'The Consequences Of A Letter', how things could have gone otherwise due to 'Harry's Rejection Letter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Consequences Of A Letter reviews
A greasy git mused, *I wonder if I can manipulate things so that all of those idiots manage to wipe each other out, including that Potter brat, leaving me the sole survivor. Headmaster Snape, Vanquisher of Voldemort. That has a rather nice ring to it.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Get Your Blow In First! reviews
Mumbling out loud to himself, Xander read from the file: "Multiple counts of assault, torture, theft, fraud, blackmail, and vandalism with a field hockey stick. All before she grew out of her braces. Yep, she'll do fine."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
A Honest Politician reviews
The really good ones don't just stay bought; they also convince those who pay them off to cheerfully double their bribes for carrying out what that politician intended to accomplish in the first place.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Andrew Becomes A Hero reviews
It's postulated that any reality has an equal chance of existing throughout the entire Multiverse, including even the sheer unthinkability of a dimension where Andrew Wells actually saves the day. So kindly suspend your disbelief and read on...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Andrew - Complete
In The Name Of The Father
During the Scooby Gang's nightly activities safeguarding Sunnydale, that group had a constant need for holy water to use against vampires. Just where exactly did they get that blessed substance, and what might others think about this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Giles' New Outfit reviews
Just another example of what happens on the Hellmouth when demon blood affects the Scooby Gang. NOTE: Read my story 'Giles' New Car' first, before this sequel to properly appreciate the ending!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Giles' New Car reviews
"Those bloody Americans with their bloody obsessions about their bloody cars," grumbled Rupert Giles to himself in the library. "Why does everyone here think they need to contribute their unasked-for opinion about my future purchase of a new car?"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - R. Giles - Complete
Nothing Sirius To Be Found Here, Folks reviews
Sirius Black passes through the Veil and finds himself in totally unexpected circumstances. Not that he's complaining, mind you. Or at least he wasn't up to the point where the short blonde woman punched him in the face. Hard. NOTE: M Rating for sex!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Buffy S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best Man For The Job
A sequel, or perhaps a better word for this would be a continuation of my story 'Que Sera Sera Is NOT An Xander Harris Motto.' A certain private detective in Boston is finishing his final report for an anonymous client.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
You Gotta Have A Gimmick
During one of her Slayer exploits several years after the Sunnydale collapse, Faith meets a pair of nice old folks who have several secrets of their own. Story rating is for language only.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Faith L. - Complete
Aaarrrrrmy Training, SIR! reviews
On Halloween, Xander dressed up as a soldier, and any good troop will carry out their mission using whatever means necessary, though it doesn't have to be with a rifle, knife or even a good, heavy rock. Sometimes, mere words are enough to ensure victory.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Stale Alcohol, Yes Elderberries, No reviews
Can you say 'Deus ex machina', folks? How 'Chosen' could have ended an entirely different way, and it's all Xander's fault, somehow.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
To Apocalypse Or Not To Apocalypse?
For the New Council, it's just another day at work, involving Dawn Summers, the Slayers, the Watchers, and the usual gang of demonic idiots.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dawn S. - Complete
Cue The Theme Music reviews
The Monks of Dagon didn't actually have Buffy Summers in mind when they sent the Key into the care of the most powerful female in the world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Beware, Sunnydale Evildoers, For HE Is Here! reviews
With some people, all you have to do is to step back, and they effortlessly finish the job…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Yet Another Harris Hookup Disaster reviews
Begins the series 'The Underwear Chronicles.' In 'The Zeppo', Xander Harris has his one-night stand with Faith, culminating with the Slayer throwing him out of her hotel room while the teenager is clad only in his underwear. That was just the beginning.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Xander H.
A Hotel Is Not A Home
As the man put down the phone, Rupert Giles then grimly muttered to himself, "A child in THAT place? There's no time to lose, so we've got to move as fast as possible. Well, in any case, we'll certainly rid the world of that vile edifice."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Shining - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Que Sera Sera' Is NOT An Xander Motto reviews
A little thing like death isn't going to stop whatever dimension Xander appears in from treating that Sunnydale native as its' favorite butt-monkey.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Howard's Hunch reviews
Occasionally, Xander tried to think of some way of getting across his suggestion that leather and lace were really much more comfortable.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Conan series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Freddy, Meet Xander Xander, Meet Freddy reviews
In her house on Elm Street, a young woman was having the worse nightmare of her short life. Which looked to be much shorter, very soon. Until that really strange guy appeared in her dream, all while wearing something even weirder…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Don't Know, Don't Wanna, and Don't Care reviews
Next time, he'll just keep on walking instead of sticking out his thumb and hoping for a ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H., Daphne - Complete
This One Isn't Going Into Her Autobiography reviews
Over the years, Catherine Willows had learned how to hold onto her temper no matter what, but this guy really got under her skin.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & CSI - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H., Catherine W. - Complete
Abracadabra And Hey Presto Are Bad Words To Anya reviews
There was a young witch named Raven/Looking for a cure and a haven/Fell into a portal/And met a fine mortal/With too a Viking lass's loud ravin'
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H., Raven - Complete
Too Many To Count reviews
Judging by those young women here in the most conservative lingerie he's ever seen, it's clear that Xander's been sent into the past. So, the man must be careful to keep himself from doing anything that might prevent the Twinkie from being invented.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Girl At Villa Villekulla reviews
Xander hates vacations. He gets sent on one anyway by his friends, and during this holiday, that man with an eyepatch hears about a certain girl…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
A Night At Villa Villekulla reviews
A sequel to 'The Girl at Villa Villekulla.' Xander is asked to spend the night, and he didn't have the heart to say no, considering how hopeful the little girl looked at the thought of an actual guest in her lonely house.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
He Followed Me Home, Buffy Can I Keep Him? reviews
As Faith once explained to a baby Slayer, "Kid, we don't bet on Dawn getting grabbed by a Big Bad on Tuesday. That happens way too often to lay down our money on that. No, what we bet on is how pissed Buffy gets after it's all over. So, you want in?"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
It's A Sphynx Cat, Not A Lab Experiment, Xander reviews
Xander meets his real father and also that man's very peculiar pets.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Austin Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
A Vampire In Every Pot And A Demon In Every Garage reviews
And to think it all came about before Halloween night when Xander was inspired by a certain Simpson character.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Xander H.
Andrew, Andrew, How Does Your Garden Grow?
Sonorous movie trailer voice : "Andrew Wells, a villain who renounced his evil deeds and joined the IWC to defend the world against the forces of the dark, with this man now a true champion of the oppressed, a real hero..." Dramatic pause. "NOT!"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Andrew - Complete
How Much Trouble Can These Guys Be? reviews
"Say, Xan," said Dawn, showing him the DVD box that had been last night's popcorn movie, "Why don't you recruit them? You have to admit, they're survivors, and they'd be a real asset to the Council, if you can talk these people into coming back with you."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Why They Lost Their Best Customer reviews
Xander Harris solves an enduring mystery of the ages- Oh, all right, maybe just forty years or so. Happy now?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Oh, No, Not THEM! reviews
It was the most boring job in all Goblindom, so Inkspittle was thoroughly excavating his left nostril when the Globe of Detection abruptly glowed into brilliant life, indicating for the first time in 1,000 years that a true heir had entered the land.
Crossover - Family Guy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
A Night At Joey's reviews
The bartender was becoming really nervous about those two people, the only ones in the scuzzy bar just before midnight…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Help! I'm Being Held Prisoner In The Anitaverse! reviews
Chuckling at the thought of Giles reading the above, Xander instead decided to vent his spleen by fully expressing his displeasure about his current locality.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Help! I'm Being Held Prisoner In The Alienverse!
The first, scary horror. The second, thrilling adventure. The third, toxic waste sludge. The fourth, various animal fertilizer products.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,677 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Club That's Made For You And Me
So, what would YOU do after a canceled apocalypse?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
You Can Do What You Wanna Do reviews
When he saw THAT on national television, Xander Harris made a solemn vow to stay away forever from the Fang Gang, even if it meant never again having the chance to insult Deadboy.
Crossover - Angel & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
No Duuuun Dun, Duuuun Dun In This Dimension, Ever reviews
A totally absurd title for a totally absurd crossover, with both just popping in my mind today and demanding to be written. Or I'd be forced to listen to that theme music in my head for the rest of the weekend.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Jaws - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
There's Actually A Reason For This Fiendish Plot reviews
Even today, Buffy is such a terrible driver that other Slayers won't ride with her, since some things are just too dangerous for these superhuman warrior women. So, how'd she get her license as a teenager way back when in Sunnydale?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Wacky Races - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
Gentlemen And Slayer Start Your Engines! reviews
Buffy Summers finds a very unique way of celebrating the Memorial Day weekend.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Buffy S.
E Maybe There's A Pill For That reviews
There's no way I could pass up writing a story about one of the examples that I found in a list of obscure and obsolete words and their definitions. You'll see why.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
B In This Case, It's Not All In His Head reviews
By the time they returned to the hotel, every single one of the others had secretly vowed to themselves, "I'm not cleaning up after him."
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Angel - Complete
P A Heart Attack Or An Ulcer, Either Was Fine reviews
Even if you're living on a Hellmouth and being friends with the Slayer, there are times when you just have to behave like an ordinary teenager.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Snyder, Xander H. - Complete
O Birds Gotta FlyFish Gotta SwimBuffy Gotta
No, the above statement doesn't end with "Slay." At least, not in this story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
G You Can Learn A Lot During A Millennium
It's easy to do, hard to say, and the most difficult thing of all is to spell it correctly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Anya J., Xander H. - Complete
Not Exactly A Clash Of Titans reviews
Two very snarky men go head-to-head for the ultimate prize which, um, neither had yet actually decided upon, but which would surely, at the very least, include hair clippers plus a truly obscene tattoo for the loser in a most painful part of their body .
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
It Couldn't Have Happened To A Nicer Troll reviews
Ex-principal Snyder learns there IS indeed an afterwards -- albeit with a surprise or two along the way.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Snyder - Complete
Tharg Sent Me
You'd think that from being a native of a nation of shopkeepers, Ethan would have certainly remembered something so important about his costume store stock on that Halloween. But then, if he'd had, there wouldn't be this story.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
She Shall Not Be Denied reviews
I’ve wondered why there are so few Joyce/Halloween stories. During that episode, it’s only said she’s ‘out.’” Well, here she’s ‘in’ and she has her own costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Ave Atque Vale, Ioannes reviews
Xander Harris finally encounters someone with even worse luck than that former Sunnydale resident. Truly, the world is well advised to tremble in fear.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Xander H.
Sunnydale Ho! reviews
Between trail drives, Gil Favor and Rowdy Yates once guided a wagon train west to California. They preferred to never talk about it afterwards, even with each other, due to some rather interesting…experiences.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rawhide - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Where’s A Napoleon Of Crime When You Need Him? reviews
Believe it or not, the Sunnydale High School library did have one or two books that were actually entertaining, instead of essential but dull tomes dealing with demon identification and how to Slay them.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Trade 'Em If You Got 'Em reviews
By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, one of these days he's going to get caught.
Crossover - Simpsons & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Comic Book Guy, Andrew - Complete
Her Name Was Clarick reviews
What was the true story of the gown Buffy wore in the Halloween episode?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Alexandre Dumas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
You Meet The Strangest People On Rooftops reviews
Spike really shouldn’t have dissed the shirt.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
He’s The King And You’re The Stable Boy reviews
Nothing ever seems to change Spike’s opinion that it’s all about him, not even after an experience just after World War II.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
Billy and the Chocolate Factory reviews
During the hunt for the Golden Tickets, Spike formerly known as William the Bloody had stalked into his crypt, slammed shut the door after himself, and refused to come out until it was all over.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
“Vampires And My Little Grey Cells Do Not Mix reviews
“Bloody amateurs,” was Spike’s opinion of it all, well after.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
It’s the Insignificant Vampire, Charlie Brown reviews
Welcome to Sparky’s world, Spike.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
The Look Of Love Is In Your Eyes reviews
Among Spike’s pet hates are late 60’s psychedelic pop culture, Dusty Springfield, and crushed velvet suits. This is why.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Austin Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
Good Boy! reviews
Spike was always willing to tolerate cats as pets. Along with gerbils, turtles, goldfish, iguanas, parakeets, boa constrictors, and even tadpoles. But after what happened in that alley, not a certain species. Ever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
Beware Of The Pair From Hartlepool
Before he’d become a vampire, the Englishman had never paid all that much attention to the constant maternal pronouncements about never mixing with the lower classes. Spike now understood his mother had really known what she’d been talking about.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 reviews
There was actually a reason why Spike never played any kind of board games with the Scoobies during his time spent in Buffy’s basement.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
A Night In The 484,000 Square Yards Forest reviews
Spike learns there are consequences of someone’s steady diet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Spike - Complete
At Least Droopy Wasn’t There reviews
Oz always considered his decision to come to Sunnydale a few months earlier than planned the best he’d ever made in his entire life, especially since his new girlfriend had an interesting suggestion for their Halloween costumes....
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Oz - Complete
New York, New York, It's A Wonderful Town
In that metropolis during the year 1976, Spike meets someone who knows how to have a really fun night.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Spike - Complete
“How You Doin’?”: Biting No Nibbling Okay reviews
A New York City native finally meets his most favorite actress from the bestest TV show ever!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Buffy S., Joey T. - Complete
Are You Sure She's On Our Side? reviews
Hymie was recharging, nobody could find Agent 13, Larabee was never even considered, and 99 was having her hair done, so that left Max to be the tour guide for the new liaison with the International Watchers' Council. Big mistake.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Buffy S., Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
I Didn’t Know Ethan Was A SF Fan reviews
When you can’t send in a 15,000 ton tank bristling with serious firepower to solve Sunnydale’s demon problems on Halloween, it’s fortunate that the next best person showed up. At least you know it’ll be done with style. Keith Laumer style.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - R. Giles - Complete
The Course Of True Love Never Did Run Smooth
At least not for those in the Cleveland house busting their butts making sure that everything goes fine for Xander and Dawn on their big night. Another story set in phouka's 'Haven and Home' world, used with the permission of that author.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,775 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
In A Kitchen, A Life Examined
It’s Christmas Day in the dryad’s house. A story set in phouka's 'Haven and Home' world, and printed with her permission.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Andrew - Complete
They Are The Wind Beneath Her Wings
Even for the Scoobies, life doesn’t always consist of just facing down Big Bads and researching the next apocalypse, so here's a simple story about a fall day set in phouka’s “Haven and Home” universe, and used with the permission of that author.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,508 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Rabbit: 1 Universe: 0
Inspired by Chapter 4 in phouka’s ‘Haven and Home.' Thanks to phouka for the use of one of her characters, who clearly has secrets well hidden from the Scooby Gang.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Getback, With Giant, By Gosh!
Inspired by phouka's charming story "Haven and Home" on Twisting the Hellmouth, especially Chapter Three. That story should be read before this, so you know what's going on. Thanks to phouka for permission to use her characters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
A Three Hour Tour reviews
The leader of the IWC has sent the White Knight to find the Slayers created by the Activation. If only it were that easy… Maybe Xander shouldn’t have called his former high-school librarian ‘G-man’ so many times.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Working Hard For A Cleaner Sunnydale
Some guys have an uncanny instinct for scoring the absolutely perfect job: light labor, great pay, and beautiful women finding their line of work utterly fascinating. And then there’s Valentine McKee and Earl Bassett.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Behold The Power Of Madison Avenue reviews
Much later, Giles wondered what would have happened if Willow had been over the legal drinking age…. Very AU, you betcha.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Where Everybody Knows Your Name reviews
Faith learns some extremely surprising news about her original parents.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Cheers - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Faith L. - Complete
We Don’t Need This ! reviews
Sometimes, those guys in costumes and their archenemies were just in the New Council’s way. After that, somebody always got hurt.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Xander H., Joker - Complete
A Late Night Story At Camp Wuckahucka reviews
None of the rest of the Scoobies would have been all that surprised that Buffy would have become an actual myth.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dawn S. - Complete
Under The Sea, Darling It's Better reviews
Xander and Harmony are of two minds concerning the sentiments expressed in the movie ‘The Little Mermaid.’ No. 5 of Harmony’s Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harmony K., Spock
A Very Special Day reviews
Xander has some extremely strange encounters on a particular day of a specific month for several years. Can you say “paranoia”, people?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Boy, Was He Right reviews
On Google, there’s nearly 40 thousand results on this topic. The numbers can only go up. No. 4 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harmony K. - Complete
And The Winner Is reviews
How a former Scooby’s life could have turned out otherwise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cordelia C., Buffy S. - Complete
I'm A Mean Green Mother, Sunnydale Version reviews
On Halloween night, Xander and Harmony encounter a bloodthirsty monster who wants to conquer the world. Hey, it must be a Tuesday. No. 3 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harmony K., Audrey II - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Handsome reviews
Xander had to pout for a good ten minutes before Harmony would call him the latter in his gorilla costume. No. 2 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & King Kong - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harmony K. - Complete
A Storybook Romance reviews
Spike meets an actual princess and the man in black. No. 1 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harmony K. - Complete
Harmony's Halloween reviews
Companion story to Harmony's Strength. Harmony Kendall now knows what goes bump in the night in Sunnydale. Life can only get stranger, especially with the upcoming holiday.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Xander H., Harmony K. - Complete
Harmony's Strength reviews
What if Xander had felt differently about someone else besides Cordelia? Instead of a brunette, it could have just as easily been a blonde. Ah, young love. Thank God I’m over it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Xander H., Harmony K. - Complete
Harry Potter's Vault reviews
After the events in Deathly Hallows, before he settled down to domesticity, Harry Potter must have had some more adventures and strange experiences. Whether he wanted to or not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Uncle Scrooge - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Who'd Ha Thunk It? reviews
Andrew actually comes up with an idea. Surely, the end of all is nigh. “Don’t call me Shirley!”
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
We Should Have Used Something Else In The Speech reviews
It's always best to be careful what you say on the Hellmouth. You never know who's listening.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Us Aptenodytes Forsteris’ Work Is Never Done reviews
Buffy finds herself one night in the Central Park Zoo, chasing a vampire. Same old, same old. Until things start getting seriously weird…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
This Guy Walks Into A Bar reviews
On their night out, in a bar called “MacLaren’s”, Willow had ordered drinks for herself and Kennedy, and while waiting for her lover to come back from the ladies’, she heard from behind her the words, “Suit up!” Things went seriously downhill after that
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
I Have A Song To Sing, Oh reviews
Shortly after "Chosen", the Scoobies walk into a bar.... Created for the Andy Hallett memorial challenge on Twisting the Hellmouth.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Xander H., Lorne - Complete
Only Once A Year reviews
Even if the Fang Gang had survived the events of “Not Fade Away”, they would have never spoken of the event that had occurred much earlier in the Hyperion basement. Some betrayals and treacheries are beyond words…
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
One Of Three Six Five reviews
This has to be some sort of devious colonial plot," muttered Giles.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Halloweens: Forty Years, Ten Years, Last Night reviews
If Halloween night in Sunnydale had lasted a little longer, the phrase might have been “box of Twinkies” instead of a person’s whole existence being compared to another container of consumables.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
The Sixth Member Of The Team reviews
There’s Scooby-Doo, of course, and then Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Velma, and….well, it ain’t Scrappy-Doo. YAHF what else?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Don't Try This At Home, Kids, Ever! reviews
Andrew becomes enthusiastic about something that doesn’t have the word “Star” in its title. You just know things will go wacky.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Natural Enemy reviews
In which Voldemort learns too late there are worse things than the Scooby Gang, the Slayers and the Order of the Phoenix out for his blood.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
