thewrongvine
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-06-08, id: 1517882, Profile Updated: 04-01-08
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Naruto.

First thing: I am a vine. The wrong vine.

Right now, I'm a dark blue vine (in case you don't know, my next phase can either be light blue (shaman) or black (evil)) and I like to read and write. I just started to write stuff (like... 4 months ago) but I think I'm improving. I can draw pretty well (unfortunately, only still-life pictures because I suck at humans and faces and things).

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, XBox360 Video Games, Computer, TV, Basketball, Drawing Comics

I have three stories right now: DotA: Silence of the Silencer, Ninja Academy Book One, and Aidan Corp: LEPrecon.

DotA (Defense of the Ancients): Silence of the Silencer

For those of you who don't know, DotA is a game from Warcraft Three: The Frozen Thrones. Visit http:///index.php for information on that. In this short story I wrote a few years ago (so it isn't that good), you follow the steps of Notrom, the Silencer, and his last battle. Status: Completed

Read At: http:///thewrongvine/

Ninja Academy Book One

This is the first 'real' story that I have written. It's based off of the anime/manga Naruto. Hotaru, a young boy, is a poor farm boy but his life changes when bandits raid and destroy his town. He leaves his village and heads to Konoha to fulfill his dream of going to Ninja Academy. There are two parts so far to this story: Part One: Rise of a Ninja and Part Two: The Demon Awakens and Part Three: Unnamed For Now. Status: Incomplete

Read At: http:///thewrongvine/ or http://www.fictionpress.info/secure/live_preview.php?storyid=2467938&chapter=1 or here!

Aidan Corp, LEPrecon

This is a short story that I have just begun to write based on the book, Artemis Fowl. Aidan Corp, a young and hopeful elf, that gets his first mission as a major in the LEP (Lower Elements Police). Status: Still In Progress

Read At: http://www.fictionpress.info/secure/live_preview.php?storyid=2483725&chapter=1 or here!

For More Information On All Of This, Go To:

http:///forums/showthread.php?t=80879 and http:///forums/showthread.php?t=84834

or

http:///thewrongvine/

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.

If you like chocolate just as much as I do, copy and paste this.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the two percent copy and paste.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste.

If your hyper, like being hyper and are hyper almost all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever become obsessed with something people are now scared of you because of the effects copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been on your computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste this.

If you have ever copy or pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste.

If you have ever ran around in circles rambling on about one thing or another copy and paste.

If you enjoy writing true fiction like magic and such, copy and paste for the magical world!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Prey: chasing down, being hunt by Meje2 reviews
A blood limit hunter has set his mind on capturing Hinata. Naruto tries to prevent it, but after a fight he ends up having a fox tail and foxy ears. Is Kyubi the cause of this? NARUHINA and later on other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 310,536 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Welcome to Hell by ariel ashford reviews
A new maid is hired into the Fowl Mansion. What is to happen to her? What happens if the cold dark prince was to fall in love with her acidentally? What would happen then? Arty XOcX Minerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Artemis F.
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
The Private Wound by JuliennePotato reviews
A fairy tale like no other - one of flying. Fighting. Friendship. Hate. Jealousy. Revenge. Fairies of all natures and descriptions. Technology. Bravery. Cowardly actions. Strongest men. Lies. Truths. Chases. Escapes. Flatulent dwarves. And bad puns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: A new beginning by alexcamz1 reviews
Magic has changed Artemis more then anyone ever expected, and with new revelations in Haven, life will never be the same. Based after TLC. Please read and review, it makes me continue! All chapters re-edited, I hope .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Blood Knights by Strawberry Alacrity reviews
Aleinia wanted a normal life sometimes. What she got was a trainer she's head-over-heels for, watching her comrade be killed, and getting involved in an affair between two of her friends. Even after all of this though, something darker is coming to Silver
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,364 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Blood Elf
Like Father, Like Daughter: Round One by demented cookies reviews
Artemis III is nothing like her father, a wealthy businessman. But then she overhears her parents in a private conversation...please R&R. Rated for mild language and what might happen in later chapters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Artemis F.
Fairywings by demented cookies reviews
Artemis is in San Francisco visiting relatives when something bad, really bad, happens in Haven. How can he help with an annoying teenage basketball jock tagging along at his heels? Is Haven doomed? Better than it sounds! Please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Sinister Price by Lyricale reviews
What really happened that night five years ago when Itachi murdered everyone in his clan, except Sasuke? Is he a cold blooded murderer, or is there something beneath the surface? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Artemis Fowl: Time of Sorrow by Arrow Snape reviews
The World changed after World War Three. The new government is forcing the thought of 'Equality', but what does this mean for Artemis? Or Heaven? Will this be the last time Artemis ever teams up with Holly, Foaly, Mulch and Butler?Slightly AU of OD & AU L
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl and the Ultimate Sacrifice by Academician reviews
Artemis has a plan, to give the fairies a world of their own. But to do it he’ll need their magic and their help to start world war three… No Spoilers for TTP. Home Sweet Home!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,806 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Artemis F.
The Alien Quest by kavinps reviews
Follow through the life of a xenomorph from its birth as it finds it is tragically the last of its family because the Yautja have killed them all. An epic tale of revenge and the quest for dominance. Also preprare now for unexpected friendshi near the end
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Drabbles Galore! by hopelily reviews
This is my collection of random drabbles. Not exactly 100 words. Rating just in case. Chapter 17 up: The childish maturity of Artemis Fowl II. In other words, lollipops.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007
The Aphrodite Scandal by XxEviexX reviews
Because she is bored, Aphrodite sends Cupid to shoot his arrows. However, it seems like she's seen everything before. So when she finds a totally unique relationship, she decides to play with it. Chaos and drama ensured. Better summary inside. AH AM
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Old Friends, New Friends by fowlgirl19 reviews
The Chase family has a daughter, Diana. They will be staying at Fowl manor for her school term at the newly mixed St. Bartelby's. Diana is overjoyed to meet her parents' old friends but Artemis...not so much. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Artemis Fowl: The Wolfish Incident by unfinishe reviews
When Holly and Artemis are taken to another land they team up with a wolf to save a kingdom that reveals something unsettling about the Fowl line. AH. COMPLETE! Sorry for the plot-holes, I'm revising!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,522 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Angel Tears in the Village Hidden in the Sky by shadowoflight22 reviews
Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade are sent on a mission that takes them into a new village to escort an ambassador but not everything is as it seems. Ambushed and without a guide they know they are needed for more than being an escort.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Taken Away by carino2 reviews
It was a crime, really, that they'd taken me away from the world. They should be in jail, not throwing my life away like this. To think, once I'd sought to save them, and this is how they repay me? Opal's view from inside jail.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Opal K.
Artemis Fowl: Memories Unlocking The Past by sabresedge reviews
Artemis wakes up not knowing that he has lost 4 to 5 years worth of memories and there is a strange woman in his bed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Artemis F.
Trouble's Life story by troubleholly4ever reviews
Yay! Chapter 2 finally up....3 up as soon as possible!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S.
ReLIVE by amaya-black-wings reviews
“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,458 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Written in DNA by xTimshelx reviews
About Artemis's granddaughter, Artemis Fowl III and her body guard, only he has to find her first! Don is fictional and not very relevant.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Artemis Fowl: The Ardagh Chalice by seleenermparis reviews
At the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis arranged for future business enterprises with Mulch Diggums. Once again, his business pursuits will cross paths with the LEP recon, particularly one officer named Captain Holly Short. AFHS pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Always there by Komiyan reviews
Where ever Artemis goes, Butler will always go with him. But when a boy enters puberty, that which has felt reassuring before will be embarrassing when he grows older... Artemis tries to get past his security, but butler has some tricks up his sleeve...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2008
Fly a little, it won't hurt by ezyl reviews
Dear little Chix turns into a blubbering idiot in front of Thelda, his queen almighty.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Fairywings IV: Demon Overthrow by demented cookies reviews
Continuing F III. Our heroes must proceed with the plan...the supposedly foolproof, couldbe fatal plan...to stop the villainous Commander Sool and a group of angry demons. I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds! R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
Fairywings II: Prisoner of Alcatraz by demented cookies reviews
Sequel to Fairywings. Artemis is still in SF and he thinks Lauryn knows nothing of the people. He doesn't know how wrong he is. And Mulch is in trouble. Can they save Mulch without getting themselves killed too?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Ninja Academy Book One reviews
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Naruto except for the characters I made up. Hotaru is a simple farmboy who dreams of Ninja Academy. His life is changed one day and he gets his chance, but evil is about, such as the demon inside him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Aidan Corp, LEPrecon reviews
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here related to Artemis Fowl except for Aidan Corp. Follow the footsteps of Aidan Corp, a young elf on his first mission as a major. Go to wwwthehelper . net - Writers Workshop for more information on this & other stories
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008