After Mark and Sophie's wedding, Mark is replacing Sophie with food and Jez is replacing Nancy with sulking and never wants to see her again. But after Super Hans' menacing friend comes over and shows Mark the wonder of Ostrich meat, Mark needs to get Jez back to him so that he can get wonderful Ostrich to drown his problems.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Complete