Mark And April's partnership origin story.

Mr. Solo steals Mexican clocks. Dr. Egret steals Russian brains. Fourth in my modern AU. Slash.

Drabbles, half drabbles. Some based upon lines or stanzas of poetry. Most are stand alones, and some tell a story. A few of these drabbles have been made into longer fics: "A Leaf Moves,"Zaporoche,""The Test" and "The Congo Affair." Hope you enjoy! Comments welcome!

He's their worst nightmare. In fact, the rumor is that he's the thing nightmares are afraid of.

It's fire season in the Foothills and that's not a good thing. Written for the Literary Quote challenge

Just want UNCLE needs to storm a factory creating exploding fruit - minions! Written as part of the Literary Quote Challenge

Napoleon knows they need to talk, but Illya's been avoiding him since his assassination attempt. Now there's nowhere to run or hide. Follow up to The Thrush Roulette Affair Warning Mild slash

While reading Jan Eyre to his grandchildren, Napoleon begins to wonder if Illya is hiding any secrets from him. Mouth of Babes series - slash suggested.

Napoleon needs to confess

Napoleon has seen and done it all... except for this and his will is weakening. written for the Literary Quote Challenge.

A brief encounter that gets to the heart of kindness.

Sometimes, it's easier to be brave together. Warning: disturbing images.

Napoleon must decide about his loyalties when Angelique appears on the scene. A Song Story Challenge entry based on the song What You See Is What You Get.

All the reasons why it was a bad idea could be stacked up to reach the ceiling but sometimes a person just had to take the leap, even if it was into thin air.

A repressed memory from the Korean War returns to Napoleon in full force, and unleashes a rare anger in him as Illya tries to help him right wrongs that occurred on a stormy night thirteen years ago.

Pre-series. Two boys on the opposite sides of the world need to grow up quickly during WWII. This is my first MFU story, I don't own it, just love it.

Another rescue mission, another reason for something to go wrong. This time, though, Illya couldn't have been more wrong.

Illya and Napoleon go under cover to safe the world from a laser-welding THRUSH and where better to do it than from Maui?

Written for the Song Story challenge on LJ, the prompt is "What You See Is What You Get."

"That's just life, though, isn't it? We start out on a path and every time we come to a fork in the road we have to choose this way or that. And we lose the possibilities we might have found at the end of the other road."

Heritage plants have been with us for a long time and UNCLE is determined to keep them around for generations to come, even if Napoleon doesn't care.

Chef has had enough and Matt is only too happy to help. Humor is a little dark...

At Eastertide, somewhere in the Soviet north, Napoleon and Illya are lost in the snow. An Easter Egg for jkkitty, who asked for, TV please any genre. Lost, snow, Easter bunny. This is as slash or gen as is canon. (I'm sorry about the bunny, but it tasted very nice.)

Napoleon and Illya can handle just about anything, even chocolate covered.

After a daring escape from THRUSH, Napoleon and Illya discover something very odd about where they are being held.