Hi guys! This is one of my first attempts at writing some Fanfiction.I can't wait for you guys to read this one. Please don't hate! Fav, review, and follow!-Mr-Dippingsauce

Chapter One

The cloaked man was sitting in the basement, reading by candlelight.

The Northwests let them use their basement as headquarters. They did so out of fear of course. Once they met Him, they wouldn't say no. No one could say no to Him.

The man bent intently over the thin volume. It was all the had, all the knowledge they had collected over centuries…

"Hello!"

The man jumped, toppling several of the candles on the table. He regained his composure,a nd turned to face him. "Mr. Cipher, I was not expecting you."

Bill Cipher, dream demon, laughed maniacally. "Yeah there are few people that ever do expect me. How are you doing? Oh but before I forget," He pulled several white objects from behind his back."Do you want any deer teeth?"

"No." The man's face lacked expression. He was used to this by now.

"Are you sure? They're fresh." The man said nothing. "Fine," Bill sniffed, "Have it your way." He straightened his bowtie. "Did you hear? Did you hear the news Charlie?"

"Hear what?"

"Stanford Pines has opened the portal."

Charlie wore a look of shock and disbelief. "But the books were hidden before the defeat of… the other two. How did he find them all?"

"Didn't I tell he had the first the whole time?"

Charlie's expression changed to annoyance. "No."

"Oh, I must have forgotten." Bill sarcastically smiled, or at least his eye made it look like he was smiling. "Silly me."

"So where did he get the other two?"

"He took 2 from that little twerp Pentacle. His nep…"

"Mr. Cipher, you know I don't understand you when you use wheel symbols."

Now it was Bill's turn to be annoyed. "Fine. Gideon Gleeful had 2, and Stanford's nephew Dipper had 3."

Charlie was fuming. "Could you have possibly told me at least one useful piece of information! "

Bill shrugged. "I've only been back a few days. I haven't had time to tell you everything."

Bill decided it was time to cut to the chase. "I want you and the other one at the Mystery Shack in an hour. Don't be late."

"But wait.."

"Sorry, but I, uh have some cookies in the oven." Bill rolled his eye. "Oh who am I kidding I just don't feel like talking to you anymore. Later!"

Before Charlie had a chance to respond, there was a flash, and Bill was gone.

Bill's conversations were often like that; he would chat for a bit, and then tell you what he wanted and leave.

Charlie turned to the man sitting in the corner. "Get ready, we leave in an hour."

In a monotone, the man replied "Yes, Master."

Dipper Pines woke up with a start.

He had been awoken by a loud noise, similar to that of an explosion. Now that he listened closely, he could here a low rumbling sound resonating throughout the Shack.

"Mabel," he whispered across the room to his sleeping sister. "Mabel!"

Mabel mumbled in her sleep "No, no, that stuff is banned in America."

Dipper crawled out of his bed and picked Mabel's "Fun Stick" off of the ground. He walked over to Mabel's bed and poked her with it. Mabel woke up with a start. She rubbed her eyes and saw Dipper.

"Hey! What was that for?!" she asked.

"Mabel, listen." Dipper said. The two went quiet for a moment Mabel noticed the rumbling noise. "What is that?" she asked Dipper.

"I don't know, but I think it's coming from under the Shack." Dipper listened for another moment. "I think we should go investigate."

"Yeah!" Mabel said, jumping out of bed. "Now you're talking!" She held out her fist. "Mystery Twins?"

Dipper smiled and put his fist on top of hers. "Mystery Twins!" he agreed.

The twins tiptoed down the stairs, trying not to make a sound. Unfortunatley, the wood stairs creaked a lot.

"Mabel, stop making so much noise!" Dipper told her.

"That's not me!" Mabel protested. "That's you!"

"Whatever." Dipper replied.

They arrived at the bottom of the stairs. Silently they tiptoed though the living room and into the Gift Shop. "Mabel, look!" said Dipper, pointing at the floor.

A blue glow was emanating from under the vending machine.

"It must be something behind the vending machine," said Dipper "But how do we get to it?"

"Let's try pushing random buttons!" suggested Mabel as she proceeded to do just that. "Beep, borp, boop!"

"Mabel," complained Dipper "That's not going to.." He was cut short as the vending machine swung open.

"What was that, Dipper?" Mabel asked. "Boom! I am the master at hacking!"

"Sure you are Mabel." Dipper said indifferently. "Now let's find out what's behind here."

"Yeah!" cried Mabel as she followed her brother behind the vending machine.

Thanks for reading the first chapter of one of my first fanfics. I'll try to update as much as I can. Until next chapter, remember, reality is an illusion, the universe isa hologram, buy gold, BYE!-Mr-Dippingsauce