You miserable old hag

Your so pathetic, you miserable, old hag.

I want to help you, but I don't know of anyway I can.

I thought you were nice,

But your really, really, really nuts.

Every time I move, you eventually find me and start hanging around.

Just another lame excuse to see me. Man, its getting me down.

You know, I'm actually glad to see you.

Maybe I'm the one who's…nuts.