Got my newest fanfic! OkiKagu can't get enough… I had finished typing all of it already… I'm all pumped up with typing!
WHAT TO EXPECT: Expect for the worst…Bad word coming from the characters (especially from Kagura), Lame jokes, OCCness of the characters (as always), Grammatical errors (no matter how much I check they are still there).
Hey you had been warned got it?
/DISCLAIMER/-True! This crappy fanfic is mine, but that doesn't means that the wonderful Gintama is. So give that banana to Sorachi gorilla-sama.
CHAPTER 1
Another chaotic day in Gintama High, specifically speaking at the room of class 3-z headed by Sakata Ginpachi sensei. The room is filled with noise because of some certain causes.
Because of…
A person… or should I say Gorilla, got beaten up because of his stalking fetishes…
A student who is a deaf-toned one, and loves to sings the songs of his favorite idol…
Angry students who complain because, they are nauseated with his mayo fetishes…
A person who always introduces himself, but still majority of the people around him doesn't remember his name…
And the most of all is a pair of rivals, whom tried killing each other every time they are together.
Chairs and tables came flying directed to their position. Some cheers can be heard for them. To point out, the male one got the females' side basically because of his handsome face. And to the female's side were the boys who only wish that her male rival would lose and look uncool to the ladies.
"Hey China, that's all you've got?" asked the male one. Okita Sougo, known for him being a prince, well, Prince of Sadist to be exact. He is famous to the girls in and out of school, because, obviously he's a bishounen. His hobby is trying to kill his classmate Hijikata Toushiro. The reason? It may be because he's annoyed at him, or being too close to his best friend Kondou whom he had known first, or he is so freaking sick on his mayo fetish, but then again… my bet is because, he's afraid that his precious Ane-Ue got snatched from him by this mayora. Oh my, he's a siscon how cute.
"That's just a warm up, stupid sadist." Answered the girl. Yato Kagura, she is the sworn rival of Sougo. Her traits are being tomboyish, says frankly what she feels, ignoring what would the listener would feel. She has an enormous appetite and strength. She has a bun clip on her hair and a pair of spiral glasses. Ever since the first meeting of the two, they had been destined to fight each other.
"Good, because I won't accept the fact that my rival would be easy to defeat." He said with his usual poker face matching up with his dead panned voice.
"Same by me-aru. Now time to get serious." Kagura pulled out her purple parasol aiming at Sougo. Anytime by now, whenever she wants, she could fire the bullets out, to blow her archrival's head.
"That's my line, China" Sougo pulled out his bazooka out of nowhere, making people really wonder where the hell does he keeps that. He aimed it at Kagura while giving her a nasty smirk. As the both of them are preparing to attack each other, the rest of the students in that room are busy running for their lives, there came their homeroom adviser, Sakata Ginpachi sensei.
"Okay, you two idiots over there, stop that thing you're doing and take your seat. Continue that later after class. Same for the rest of you take your seat and I have an announcement to make." Well it's true that this teacher is a lazy one, and a true model of a person you wouldn't want to be, but still as their homeroom adviser, they can't do anything but follow.
"Yosh, that's more like it. So the thing I'm about to say is, you will be having a new classmate starting today." He said after removing his 'lollied' lollipop from his mouth to make his words much clearer.
"Kora, Souichi-kun, you may enter now." There came a bishounen with a black hair… hmm... Ok… I'm too lazy to describe, just imagine Souji-kun from Peacemaker Kurogane. He wrote his name on the board and greeted everyone with a wide smile.
"Good morning everyone. I'm Okita Souji desu, yoroshiku onegaishimasu." Everyone was surprised to hear the Okita part, but that was for a split second only since it's not new for someone to have the same surname with a complete stranger. Everyone was just staring at him, except from Kagura and Sougo who keeps on glaring at each other. Souji saw someone familiar to him… he suddenly rushed and immediately hugged her.
"KAGURA-CHAN!" all of them was surprised, even the girl herself.
"KORA! Don't touch me-aru! Who the hell are you anyway?" she asked while shoving him off and giving him a glare.
"Hidoi na Kagura-chan. To think you had forgotten about me… It's me Souji…"
Kagura stared at him, trying to familiarize herself with that man in front of her when finally,
"Sou-chan!" she jumped up and hugged the male who just kept on smiling at her.
"Oh my, Oh my… finally, took you so long remembering me huh, Kagura-chan?"
"Gomene Sou-chan, I never thought I could see you again-aru. And let me say, you had changed a lot. Honestly speaking, you've became more handsome-aru." She said while grinning at him happily.
"Ahem~ you bakappuru there. Hurry up and take your seat and I'm gonna start my lesson now. Souichi-kun, go sit wherever you want, I don't care" interrupted Gin is currently picking his ear.
"Souji desu sensei. I want to seat beside Kagura-chan."
"I don't give a damn, but ask her seatmate Souichirou-kun's permission first."
"Sougo desu sensei. Besides, I love my seat; I won't be changing my place just because China's boyfriend asked me to." He answered with his deadpanned voice.
"Fine, I'm not gonna ask for your participation in the first place-aru." She just went to her best friend, Shimura Otae whom is currently watching over them.
"Ane-go, there's an empty seat beside you-aru. Is it ok if we change places so that I can seat beside Sou-chan-aru?"
"Why of course Kagura-chan. Actually, I'm just holding back in here. I really want to change seats ever since I was assigned here. Finally, I can be away with this stalker gorilla behind me.
"OTAE-SAN!" shouted the gorilla in dismay, to know that he would be parted from the girl in his dreams or should I say delusions.
"Thanks Ane-go!" she gave her a tight-full-of-affection kind of hug.
"No Kagura-chan. I'm the one who should say thank you." As she wrap her with her arms and gently pats her head.
"Oi! Enough drama and sit down. Classes had started years ago!" Complained by Gin who is slowly losing his temper.
"Shut up-aru. Don't be so exaggerated Gin-chan, especially that you, yourself doesn't like teaching that much."
"KONOYARO! It's Ginpachi-sensei for you, young lady."
"Tsk. Who cares-aru."
So everyone is already back to their seats. Otae greeted her new neighbor with a smile or rather with an evil grin.
"Okita-kun, too bad Kagura-chan left your side already, but anyway yoroshiku ne."
"Who cares about that China? I actually prefer her away from me, now I'm free from that annoying glutton." He answered, purposely in a loud tone making it possible that Kagura could hear him.
"KORA! Sadist, I'm also happy that I'm now far from you, just so you know-aru."
Gin started writing some Algebraic-what-so-ever-scribbles on the board. Everyone was focused on what's in front, taking down notes except from one person. He just kept staring at Kagura and her childhood friend who are busy chatting and giggling to themselves.
'Annoying' he thought while seizing the mechanical pencil he was holding. He didn't even notice that Otae was just looking at him, secretly giggling seeing his expression.
OMAKE:
KORIN: Yosh! Minna-san! In commemoration for our first chapter, we will now ask the reviews/comments of our characters. Let's start with Ginpachi-sensei. *gives him the mic*
GIN: *pulls out his 'lollied' lollipop* I'll get this straight to you, you useless author… I don't like the fact that I'm not the main character of this fanfic. So stand up in the hall and here's your score. *BAM* 0
KORIN: Sensei! T.T
SOUGO: *takes the mic from Gin* Here's my thought you stupid-useless author. I don't like the fact that I'm hooked up with China in this. You think it's funny? Well here's my answer. *pulls out his Katana* DIE!
KORIN: Help!
KAGURA: *whacks Sadist's head* Shut the fuck up stupid sadist! *gets the mic*
KORIN: Arigatou yo Kagura-chan
KAGURA: Now here's my comment for this ugly-stupid-useless author's fanfic-aru. ~coughs~ this fanfic is a total crap. You think I'm happy to be hitched up with this stupid sadist? Hell NO! But thanks to this oh so cute main heroine, this crappy fanfic is not that crappy anymore-aru. ~uh-huh.*nods*
KORIN: *sobs in a corner* should I be happy with that I wonder? *changes mood* Anyway, last but not the least, Souji-kun. *whispers* I think I have a little hope from him. *smiles and gives the mic to him*
SOUJI: Ano… I don't know what to say… actually, I'm too shy to say anything… I'm not even a part of the Gintama family.*scratches head*
KORIN: Oh… don't be-*was cut by Otae*
OTAE: Oh don't be like that Souji-kun. You're welcome here. Actually to fully welcome you, I had prepared this specialty of mine. *took out the dark matter* Oh… and that fatty-ugly-stupid-useless author there can have some too.*smiles*
KORIN:*sweat drop* *gulps* I think… I'll pass… Minna-san, I think it's the perfect time to…
ALL: RUN!
SOUJI: *blinks* Are? Why did they run?
OTAE: *tilts head*Oh well, better not mind them or you'll catch their stupidity. Saa te to~ eat now, eat.
SOUJI: Okay. *takes a bite and faints*
OTAE: Are? Souji-kun? What's wrong? Oh well, see you at the next chapter…*waves* ~bye bee.
*droopy eyes* reviews, reviews…