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~ Not the Father ~

"The results of the Genealogy Detection Spell are that, Tom Riddle Senior, you are…" The talk show host paused dramatically. "NOT the father!"

"HA! You crazy witch, I'm not your little brat's father after all. You're so ugly, you can't even get a man to sleep with you without using your black magic on him!" Tom shouted, while doing a ridiculous victory dance.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Merope cried, and ran off the stage sobbing.

"Serves you right, bitch!" Tom crowed.

Then he woke up.

"What a weird dream," he said to himself. "I definitely never had a child with that crazy witch…"

~end~

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