All that you know, all that you think you know about the supernatural is pretty much bullshit. Here are five things I think you should know.

1. Vampires sparkle in the sun.

2. Wolf Shape shifters are not Werewolves… oh and watch out for that stupid imprint.

3. Real Werewolves shed…a lot.

4. Witches can be some real bitches.

5. And the world is more fucked up then you would ever believe and most of the creatures living in it are, well, out to kill you.

Most of you are probably thinking, "This chick's crazy. Those monsters don't exist."

Let me tell you,

They do.

And I should know.

Because I am one.

Well just a taste of what's to come..