I got tired of emailing this out individually.
WEEK 1
On November 5, 1995, Chrétien and his wife escaped injury when a man armed with a knife broke in the Prime Minister's official residence. Aline Chrétien shut and locked the bedroom door until security came. Jean Chretien had a sharp-edged Inuit carving in hand to fight back if he got through the door.
WEEK 4
Beaver: Canadian slang for a certain part of a woman's body.
Beavertail: A kind of donut
WEEK 5
Whole Milk in Canada is called HOMO(genized) Milk.
WEEK 6
A mickey is a bottle of liquor you can stick in a purse or a pocket
WEEK 8
Double-Double: a Tim Hortons' coffee with two milk and two sugar
WEEK 11
"A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe." - Pierre Berton