This happened to me the other day while I was eating dinner with my aunt. Sorry its short.

" Take the Scottish guy to a bloody sushi restaurant." MacTavish mumbled miserably. Normally he chose were the team eat on their days off, but this week he let Ghost chose. Bad idea.

" Have a problem mate?" Ghost asked teasingly across the table as he popped a piece of sushi into his mouth.

" No." The captain sighed as he desperately tried to pick up a piece of shrimp with his chop sticks, only to drop it on the table.

" You think this is funny you little Muppet?" He growled to Roach, who was stuffing fish into his mouth to stifle laughter. Ghost raised an eyebrow.

" You never use chop sticks before?"

MacTavish instantly nodded.

" Yes I have."

" Bull."

" Piss off."

Roach finally swallowed the last of his sushi stuffing tactic and smirked.

" Its easy captain, watch."

MacTavish studied Roach's hands intensively as the sergeant showed step by step how to hold the eating implements. The older man tried to mimic this, only to drop more food on the table.

" Cant I just get a damn fork?" He groaned. Ghost shook his head.

" Cant, don't have them."

" Aye?"

" Seriously."

One frustrating dinner later…..

" That sucked." MacTavish mumbled as the group headed down the street were their car was parked.

" Hey captain?" Ghost asked from beside him.

" Aye?"

" They really do have forks, I was just bullshitting."

MacTavish stopped, his eyes wide with anger. After a few tense seconds Ghost took off running down the street, his captain at his heels.

" Good times." Roach laughed to himself as he casually strolled after his two good friends.