Vampire in Chuckle City

xStarletx

A/N: So here we are the last friggen chapter :D Make sure to review and tell me how you liked it. There probably won't be a sequel to this one, just cause it was painful to write. Thanks to everyone who read and reviewed, and thank you for those who read and didn't review. Don't forget to check out my other stories, if you like them and review I'll probably work faster to get those completed as well :) Thanks everyone. *hearts* xStarletx

Chapter 6

"Everyone say hello to this year's hottest Vampire! Robert Pattinson!" Ellen introduced. Robert jogged out waving to the crowd. The cheering continued way after Robert sat down. "So Robert. A little birdy tells me that you're a new relationship. How is Kirsten taking it?" Ellen asked.

Robert Laughed. "Kirsten is very supportive of Kimberly and I. She's always liked Kim so I haven't had much of a problem." Robert told her with a beaming smile on his face.

Ellen coughed. "Uh... Kimberly?" She asked. Robert blinked his blue eyes at her. "Do you mean Kimberly Berkley?"

"What are you talking about?" Robert questioned, his smiling fading a bit.

"You just said you're dating Kimberly." Ellen explained.

Robert's mouth dropped. "No, uh, no. I'm not dating Kim anymore." Robert corrected.

"But you were at some point?" Ellen asked.

"Uh... well... uh... yes. But we're not anymore." Robert admitted.

"And no one knew about this? Except Kristen apparently." Ellen said.

Robert ran a hand over his face. "Can we change the topic?" Robert asked laughing slightly.

"Change the topic? This is the celebrity scoop of the year! A secret relationship between you and the biggest star in the country! This is GOLD!" Ellen exclaimed. "So how did you two break up? Or are you secretly still together?"

Kimberly sat mouth open, staring that her TV screen.

Beside her Bradley sat just as shocked. "I thought you said you and he were just friends that fell out?" he asked her.

Kimberly turned to him an angry look on her face. That's what he's upset about? Robert Pattinsion had just revealed their failed relationship ON LIVE TV!

Robert paced through the prop house. He had thought that hiding at the So Random lot at the studio would be a good place to hide from Kimberly. His phone was ringing off the hook. He had put it on silent hours ago, and his inbox had been full long before that. It was every media in the country trying to get a hold of him, not to mention quite a few from Kimberly who was looking for him.

He ignored another call from Kimberly and threw the phone onto the couch. "Oh God, she's going to kill me," Robert cried.

Sonny sighed and watched as Robert went back to pacing. "I highly doubt she's that mad."

"No, you don't get it! I'm going to die cause she's going to rip my head off and KILL ME!" Robert cried.

Sonny was about to say something clever to calm him down, but...

"ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON!" Kimberly screamed storming into the room. Chad was following behind her. Robert yelped and got the couch in between them. "You told Ellen we were dating?" She stated more then asked.

"How did she know you were here?" Sonny asked, but she was ignored.

"It was a slip of the tongue. I'm sorry!" Robert said.

"Slip of the tongue?" Kimberly echoed. "ARE YOU STUPID? How could you do this to me?"

Sonny quickly moved over to Chad who had been smart enough to move away from the arguing pair. Chad looked over to her. "You know she's really angry with you when she uses your full name," he whispered to her.

"They should just admit they're still in love with each other," Sonny growled.

Chad turned his quizzical stare to Sonny. "I thought you'd be madder about this. You're dating him aren't you?"

Behind them Kimberly slapped Robert across the face. Robert took her and shook her back and forth until she was dizzy. When she regained her faculties she slapped him again.

Sonny blushed and avoided Chad's eyes. She really didn't want to confess but the truth was going to come out regardless. "We were... uh... fake dating," Sonny admitted.

"What a coincidence. Kim and I were fake dating too." Chad whispered. Both Sonny and Chad weren't watching what Kimberly and Robert anymore, but eyeing each other.

"Really?" Sonny asked, smiling up to Chad.

"Yeah," Chad replied sheepishly.

"That's pretty cool," Sonny gushed.

Behind them Robert and Kimberly jumped each other, their lips crashing into each other's. They sunk in a fevered passion behind the couch.

"You, uh, wanna get a froyo with me?" Chad asked offering her an arm.

Sonny accepted it. "Sure, they can handle each other," Sonny waved off.

"Sure, she's pretty feisty. We'll check back in an hour to see if she's killed him or not," Chad said as he led her out of the prop house.

As soon as they left Kimberly and Robert popped up from behind the couch and looked around. Kimberly then dragged Robert towards the door. She paused them at the door to kiss him, before she dragged him out of room and disappearing down the hallway.

The following morning Sonny sat in cafeteria. She was reading her newspapers. The headlines read "Singer and Vampire secretly dating for over a year" and it included a picture of the Robert and Kimberly together.

"Well I'm glad it worked out between those two," Chad said popping up beside her.

Sonny jumped and turned around. Chad was leaning over her chair reading the newspaper article over her shoulder. "Yeah, and it only took them a whole month!" Sonny agreed jokingly. "So, uh..." Sonny started. She blushed and put a hand on Chad's arm.

Chad blushed and leant closer to her. "Uh... yes... Uhm.. I was thinking..." Chad started.

"Yes?" Sonny probed.

"That maybe, you and I could... uhm... maybe..." Chad continued.

"Yes?" Sonny urged.

"We could go out sometime. Like on a date," Chad finally finished.

Sonny smiled widely. "Yes!" she cried.

"Oh, no that's it. That's what I was going to ask," Chad explained.

Sonny smacked him solidly. "No. I was saying yes to your question," Sonny said.

Chad stared at her, a surprised look on his face. "Oh wow. That's good. So, tonight, at eight? I'll take you somewhere fancy," Chad asked.

"That sounds great," Sonny agreed getting up from the table. She leant in and kissed Chad on the cheek. Chad smiled blushing furiously.

Turns out that Kimberly's hectic presence in his life had been just what he needed to get his life back on the track.