Commentator: Bored.
Ball: OW!
Commentator: Bored.
Ball: OW!
Commentator: Bored.
Ball: OW!
Professor: Sir, what are you doing?
Commentator: I'm being bored, what does it look like?
Ball: OW!
Professor: But why?
Commentator: Because there's nothing to do, that's why!
Ball: OW!
Professor: But there has to be something!
Commentator: No. There isn't! There is NOTHING to do! Anonymius has yet to finish editing and uploading the latest 'Spider-Man' and 'Naruto' parodies, so until then, I'm just bored!
Ball: OW!
Professor: Well Sir, there has to be another commentary that Anonymius can-okay hold it, this is bugging me, why does that ball of yours keep making noise every time it SIR IS THAT SAMMY YOU'RE THROWING?
Commentator: Your point?
(A pair of antennae uncoil from the ball)
Sammy: My sole purpose is to be abused by the Boss! OW!
Professor: Sir, stop throwing him around this instant!
Commentator: Oh fine!
(Throws him hard, causing Sammy to bounce back in the other direction. Crashing and a cat screeching can be heard.)
Professor: Anyway, as I was saying, surely there's another commentary that Anonymius can work on?
Commentator: Oh no, sure. There are commentaries. There are plenty of commentaries to do! In fact I hear a 'Merlin' and 'Legend Of The Seeker' are in the pipeline. Yes, always loads of commentaries to do!
Professor: .....So? Don't you like commentating?
Commentator: It's not that I don't enjoy, I do, I really love it, it's just-well...I miss my supervillainy days! I know I keep saying that I'm an inter-dimensional warlord by career and commentating's just a hobby, but let's face it, commentating has become my full time career! Even things with my brother have kinda cooled down! No one may think it looking at me now (Given that I have carefully not given any clue to what I look like), but in my youth I used to spend my time plotting to take over something, and I clashed with my brother to get it done! Ah the numerous schemes I came up with for blank domination. Now look at me! Nowadays I spend most of my time just floating around pop culture making snide remarks and responding to people's comments!
Professor: -Sir? Are you perhaps going through a mid-life cri-
Commentator: COMMENTATORS DO NOT HAVE MID-LIFE CRISES! Or is it crisises? Ah the Rider Saga, that was the top of my career. Do you remember that, Prof?
Professor: Sir, it's hard to forget a moment when your boss goes insane, almost brings about the end of existence and he shocks you for questioning him and later has you thrown off the fortress.
Sammy: Hey Boss! I couldn't help but overhear you talking about the Rider Saga, and the rubbish heap you throw me in had this!
(Drags a book over with him entitled 'The Rider Saga')
Commentator: That old thing was there?
Sammy: Just what was this 'Rider Saga' about?
Commentator: How can you not remember, Sam? You were in the thicket of it, if I recall you had a major part in one part of it!
Professor: Perhaps he is repressing those memories.
Commentator: -Why? All I did was-
Sammy: So what happened?
Commentator: Well basically 'The Rider Saga' tells the tale of an evil inter-dimensional being who tries to take over the worlds of 'Pokemon', 'Digimon' and 'Monster Ranchers' in order to harvest their monsters and turn them into his new breed of super soldiers, and how the heroes of those three anime fight against the entity's forces, along with assistance from his mortal foe.
Sammy: So, fancy opening it?
Commentator: (Stares at the book) Yes. My greatest adventure. Finally finished and revealed to the world! YES!
Professor: Wait Sir, think about this-!
REALITY. IT IS AN EXTRAORDINARY THING. EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS THAT MAKES UP THE SPACE THAT IS BIGGER THAN A UNIVERSE KNOWN AS REALITY IS MADE UP OF PARTICLES SMALLER THAN AN ATOM. ONCE, REALITY AND THE PARTICLES THAT IT IS BUILT FROM FLOWED LIKE WATER. IT WAS A TIME WHEN THERE WERE NO LAWS OF PHYSICS, WHEN THE NATURE OF REALITY WAS SUBJECT TO PEOPLE MINDS. BUT EXISTENCE, IN A SENSE, 'COOLED DOWN' SOMETIME AFTER ITS CREATION. AS LIQUID COOLS DOWN TO BECOME SOLID, SO DID REALITY. IT WAS NO LONGER FREE FLOWING, BUT THE DIFFERENT WORLDS THAT EXISTED TOOK ON A PARTICULAR SHAPE, SOME FILLED WITH MONSTROUS BEINGS AND POWERFUL DEVICES, OTHERS WHERE DRAGONS AND TIME MACHINES ONLY EXISTED IN THE IMAGINATION. WHATEVER THE CASE, ALL THE WORLDS WERE IN A BALANCE, SO DELICATE THAT THE TINIEST INTERFERENCE COULD THROW EVERYTHING APART. TO KEEP THE BALANCE, THE LIGHT RIDERS, GUARDIANS OF REALITY, CREATED THE CORES OF REALITY, EACH OF THEM PLACED WITHIN A WORLD. THESE SPECIAL ORBS CONTAINED AND CONTROLLED THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WAS REAL AND UNREAL, WHAT IS FATE AND WHAT IS DESTINY, WHO IS GOOD AND WHO IS EVIL. BUT THE CORE'S INFORMATION CAN BE CHANGED. IF IT FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS, THEN THAT USER WOULD HAVE TOTAL POWER OVER THE WORLD, CONTROLLING ITS VERY EXISTENCE.
Professor: So wait, was that it?
Commentator: It was only the prologue. I'm sure the book will open a gain in a couple of days. Mwahahaha! At last, the story that rejuvenated me will be revealed to the world, as it should have been years ago!
Professor: You do know that now that we've started showing the Rider Saga that eventually we'll have to reveal your real name AND appearance, right?
Commentator: (Eyes slowly widen) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh sh-