Um… hello again. I was looking through my notebook and stumbled across this little story I wrote a while back. This is my first and only rated M story I've ever written. A lot of my friends liked it so I thought I might share it with you guys. As I said this is the first rated M fic I have ever written so I really want to here what you guys think about how I did. I don't mean to bash any characters in this ( I love them all!!). So enjoy and I am really, really sorry if anyone is offended. -.-
Fullmetal Dare
Me: What happens when I'm board out of my mind and need something to do….. I GET
ALL THE FMA CHARACTERS AND MAKE THEIR LIVES MISURABLE! Yay!
Ed: Oh, like our lives aren't already screwed up.
Me: Oh, Edo-kun shut the fuck up before I get Envy and Roy to rape you!
Envy and Roy: Yay!!
Ed: HOLY FUCKEN MOTHER OF PERL!
Me: You know what, I'm tired of you. Envy, Roy, go have fun with shorty until I get
done with the disclaimer.
Ed: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay Wrath, since I love you, I'm letting you do the disclaimer.
Wrath: o0IzumiSensie0o does not own Fullmetal Alchemist and only likes to see
Characters including pipsqueak being tortured!
Me: Good boy, now go help Roy and Envy have fun!
Wrath: YAY!
Ed: Shit, I'm board! Colonel bastard, let's do something.
Roy: (starts to take off pants)
Ed: No, not now. Save that for later "Roy Boy"!
Roy: Then what the hell are we going to do?
Ed: Well I'm kinda saving our 'Rape Havoc in Bathroom' for later so…
Roy: Rape Alphonse?
Ed: No that's tomorrow's plan…
Ed and Roy: I know! Sniffing sharpies and playing ' Truth or dare'!!
5 hours later…
( high and out of their minds)
Ed: So-so Bastard, I-I love you.
Roy: Me to-to Chibi.
Ed and Roy:…………………………….......................
Ed: Other th-than getting totally fucking high um…………………… (possessing)….what
where w-we gonna do?
Roy: Rape Fury?
Ed: ……… no I-I think we do that after we rape Hughes.
Roy:….. Coooooooooooooooooooool.
Ed: Uh… I think it had something to do with the truth.
Roy: You mean that guy that raped you at the gate?
Ed: Oh yeah…. I forgot about that shit-head!
Roy: I dare you to sleep with Barney the Dinosaur!!
Ed: ……… that was really random…. Oh yeah we were going to play 'Truth or Dare'!
Roy: Believe in yourself!!!
Ed: Yeah… I will….(stares off into space)
Ed: Okay this is how it's gonna work you terds. We….we are gonna play some, um…
game called 'Dare the Truth'.
Roy: You mean the 'The Truth Dare'.
Riza: Are you guys ok?
Roy: Shut up bitch, we…we know what we're talking about!
Envy: (Rushes in randomly) OKAY, WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DAMN
SHARPIES!!!
Ed: S'up………..palm tree! You ….uh….wanna play?
Envy: Fine (starts to take off scort)
Ed: No, not that game. I mean 'The Truth Dare'.
Envy: Do you mean 'Truth or Dare'?
Roy: Shut up Bitch.
Envy: (recognizes the symptoms) so that's what happened to my sharpies!
Ed: Believe in yourself!!!
Envy: Yeah…. I will….( stares off into space)
Ed: Okay, I start! Colonel Bastard, I dare you to….uh….make-out with Al
Al: What! Brother how could you.
Roy: Shut up bitch! Let's go.
Al: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ( Roy takes Alphonse into a
bedroom and it sounds like their doing more than just making out.)
Riza: Okay, my turn. Ed I dare you to run through on Ishbalan refugee camp, butt naked
and yell 'I love exterminating Ishbalan scum!'
Ed: Gladly.
(in some random Ishbalan camp)
Ed: (butt naked) you all suck! Screw you!! " I love exterminating Ishbalan scum" and
and raping your children!!!!
Scar: (comes out of no where) What?!!!!
Ed: Believe in yourself!!!
Scar: Yeah…. I will…. ( stares off into space)
Riza: How'd you lose your other arm?!!!!
Ed: (traumatized) Scary Ishbalan! Scary Ishbalan! (Scar got revenge)
Roy: (finally done with Al) my turn. I dare Havoc to kill Fury!
Havoc: (farts)
Fury: (Dies)
Havoc: Yay! I win!
Everyone: ……………………………….................................
Havoc: My turn. I dare Hawkeye to let me stir-fry her dog.
Riza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ( dramatic Music)
Roy: Shut up bitch!
Ed: Believe in yourself!!!
Riza: Yeah….I will…( stares off into space)
Al: Ok, I'm the last one. Ed I dare you to….um….let me have a kitty!!
Ed: No way in fuck!
Al: ( Crys and goes and cuts himself in a corner)
Ed: Believe in yourself!!!
Al: Yeah….I will….(stares off into space)
Izumi: Ed, Al it's time to go!!
Roy: Shut up bitch!
Izumi: (Kills Roy)
Ed: Hey teacher what are we gonna have for dinner?
Izumi: Nothing. I'm letting you starve.
Al: Teacher, Ed wont let me have a kitty! Can you get me one?
Izumi: Hell no! (kills Al)
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Izumi: Shut the hell up! (kills Ed)
-Fin
Ok, sorry about the crappy ending.-.- Please forgive me, but I had to end it some how!