Lately, a few things have kind of annoyed me with HG. I've made a poem about them.

Hunger Games, oh Hunger Games
How much must you irritate me?
Peeta is just so cliché
If only Katniss had eyes to see.

Gale can be quite awesome, still
He has issues to work around
Or he just must wait until
Peeta falls dead to the ground

But really, what's up with Peeta?
His fanfictions have been maimed
Some call him Peter
But seriously people, PEETA is his name.

Why, oh why, can they not see?
Reviews are there to HELP
For when we correct your name mess-ups
Just fix it, do not yelp.

I'm sorry, fellow authors
But I these problems, I can no longer take
It's Peeta, Madge, the Seam and the Town
Not Peter, Midge or just the Seam, please just avoid these mistakes.

I'm sorry. But I'm seriously just getting pissy about this. There's probably some really good stories out there, but I'll never read them, because they screw up before they even start by mistaking Peeta to be Peter in the summary. I refuse to read a story where they screw up that quickly. I have actually kind of flamed on one story, where the author replied saying that they used creative freedom and changed the names, or something along those lines. I'm sorry, but I just don't see the point. The reason it's FANfiction is that you use the same characters that are in the books, which kind of means keeping the names, and write original stories about them or the themes in the book. Not that you just write something with similar names and say it's the same. It's not.

Sorry if this offended anyone. But I think it's easier than going through and flaming every story that does that. And I know I have no right to be criticizing you on this, and blah blah blah, but I do have every right to post a HG rant on FF. So sucks for you.