Disclaimer: I do not own HunterXHunte or Spiderman.

Kurapica turned on the radio, and came across an advertisement that made his eyes turn scarlet. Nevertheless, he listened to the pathetic song.

Spider clan, Spider man,
Drinks a Coca, Cola can
He goes mad, very bad,
Killed a clan, oh so sad.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider clan.

Are they strong?
Listen bud,
They got a lot of awful blood.
Can they swing from a thread?
Take a look, overhead
Hey, there
There drops the Spider clan.

On the day of the auction
Their evil deeds on function
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spider clan, Spider man,
Evil neighbours are Spider clan.
They can't ignore,
Kuruta eyeballs,
Riches and treasures are their reward.

To them, life is full of spidas,
Wherever you a-are,
You'll find the Spider claaaan!

Get your Coca-cola can in your nearest convenient store! Right now!

He shivered at the thought of the spiders appearing wherever he went, then turned off the radio.

No way…that couldn't happen. What am I thinking of?

Just as he turned around, he caught Kuroro outside the dark window, his eyes like stone, gazing back at him…

Random one-shot jst slipped in my head. Hope you've enjoyed it!