Characters list:Today's characters: Warriors: Jayfeather, Bluestar, Tigerstar, Yellowfang+everyone else later!
GGH: Twilight, Otuhlissa, Coryn+everyone else later!
Sight:Fell, Morgra, Larka,Kar+everyone else later!
Original characters!: Skull from tortured souls by Hockey10 and Wildpath from wild blood by dsrox! And Luna the wolf from Ragnerz(she appears in several fics.)
Brightclaw and Mosshadow with Leopardpool and Bramblepath somewhere back stage.
Here is part 2of the finale! Instead of a special episode this is the end of the season because I've been really falling behind on my serious fics.
Mosshadow: hi peeps! Welcome back to -
Everyone: JAYFEATHER TALK!
Jayfeather: and we are having another OC join. Her name is Luna and she is from several Eragon and Sight fanfics. Now on to what we have been waiting for, ASHFUR GETTING HIS *BLEEP* KICKED AROUND!
A female black wolf: hi!
Fell : hey, I'm co-starring with you for a fic right?
Luna: yep!
Jayfeather: okay first torture for Ashfur from Hockey10 sent in through PM .
Hockey10
Brambleclaws dares Ashfur to make Chuck Norris angry!
Brambleclaw: Yo Ash, I dare you to make Chuck angry!
Ashfur: Gulp! Okay , Chucky! You're a m*BLEEEEEEEP* and you *BLEEEEEP * Yo ma*BLEEEEEEP* and*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*.
Wildpath:ack, *twitch twitch*(turns insane again).
Luna: *twitch*
Twilight: I like his style!
Otulissa: *slap!*
Chuck: Eat this pussy!*massive Norrisy punch!*
Ashfur is sent flying through the building behind them creating large cat shaped holes and flies off into space.
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NASA space station: alert alert! Large pathetic object spotted. Looks furry and stupid.
Crew member: activate anti- stupid Fanfiction joke laser.
Laser turret:*points at Ashfur*
Gunner: commence firing now!
Laser turret: I'ma firin mah lazar!
Gunner: is it just me or did my gun just talk?
Ashfur: AHHHHH (is turned to Ashes)
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Ashfur I hates you people!*dies*
Mosshadow: *revives*
Ashfur; aww man, I got revived!
Morgra: I'm hungry.
Mosshadow: hmmmmm.....*evil smile*
Ashfur: oh no please StarClan no!
Morgra: hey, can I eat him?
Jayfeather: *smile*
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Morgra:*is retching very loudly*
Kar: I suppose he didn't taste too good....
Morgra: shut up before you loose your throat!Ashfur tastes like , well, ashes!(rants like she usually does )
Ashfur: I have fulfilled my name!(superman pose)
Coryn: *slap!*
Mosshadow: the next torture the reviewer was kind enough to video tape! By me she/he means her/him self
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Muhahahaha! Die die die! *stabs Ashfur with an electrified cow prod*
Ashfur: Ouch! What was that for?
Me: Because I don't like you. *stabs again*
Squirrelflight: Woo! Can I kill him?
Brambleclaw: No! I want to kill him!
Me: No! I want to!
A lot more arguing later...
Me: Wait, where'd he go?
Ashfur: *running away* AH! They all want to kill me!
Me: Fine. We'll kill Kludd now.
Kludd: No! *grabs Ashfur's back and gets carried away*
Nyra: Kluddypoo! *chases*
Coryn: Die, you **! *chases with a burning stick*
Ashfur: No! Not fire! *gets set on fire* Aww. Now I'm sad.
Bluestar: Yay! Now his name has come true!
Spottedleaf: It was a prophesy from the start!
Firestar: OMG! Spottedleaf?! You're alive?! *tries to hug, but falls right through her*
Sandstorm: You do love her more! Coryn!
Coryn: Got it! *sets Firestar on fire as well*
Bluestar: Almost a prophesy name!
Sandstorm: Twilight!
Twilight: Got it! *picks up the still-on-fire Firestar and carries him up high enough that his flaming body looks as big as a star*
Bluestar: yay! A-
Twilight: *drops Firestar*
Firestar: *lands on Bluestar*
Light(from Death Note): Coryn! Twilight! Me next!
Me: Light! Being lit on fire and carried into a sky doesn't make you God! And besides, I don't think Twilight would be able to carry you.
Light: Oh. *sad*
Me: *pokes him with the cattle prod* AND THAT'S FOR KILLING L! Oh, cattleprods are also a good method of torture for absoloutely anybody. *stabs Edward with the prod with a deadly passion* I NV U 4 killing him!
Otulissa: Don't you think you should be ending this review soon? AND NO MORE KILLING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
Me: Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika! *zaps Otulissa*
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Morgra: Ha ha ! (Evil sadistic grin)
Twilight: ha ha !
Wildpath: Har har!
Larka: WTF with your laugh?!
Yellowfang: okay.......
Mosshadow: ha hah, ha hah!!!!
Everyone is rolling on the ground!
Jayfeather: and while everyone is laughing like mad, Mosshadow*rolls eyes* wants to advertise his fics.
Mosshadow: yup! Okay so for after this finale, we are going to have a interview only mini-series. My team and I had plenty of uninterviewed fics, and so we'll finish them then. Luna will be joining with Jayfeather for that. And even more importantly Brightclaw up-dated her fic on my account, the pain of wounds please go and read because she's disappointed that no one has reviewed since the last update. And for me, well my Alternate ending I Killed them All is doing well so everyone go and read that!
Finally , I'M STARTING A WARRIORS HORROR FIC YAHOOO! Yeah , it's going to be about the undead,*evil smile* and expect several well, not so- popular characters to killed..... *cough*Berrynose*cough*Blackstar*.
Larka: hey, what happened to Return from beyond the Red Meadow?
Mosshadow: I working on that. Review for that too people since it's my main adventure fic and you're going to see lots of frantic fight action with Fell and Larka.
Morgra: what about me?
Mosshadow: you're in it too.
Morgra: and I already got hurt in the first chap. Do you like hurting me or something?
Mosshadow: just wait.
Ashfur: I'm ready for all the crap , you're going to chuck at me!
Jayfeather: oh yeah? Well you must talk like Yoda! Ha !
Ashfur: stupid, this is!
Bluestar; ha ha!
Jayfeather: okay, now from leafsong!
LeafSong
The Guillotine. This is gonna sound harsh but if you don't know what it is look it up.
Morgra: oh yeah! Nah ha ha !!!
Twilight: okay, activate the TOW(table of wonders).
Jayfeather pressed a button on his remote and the table that always sits in the middle of the stage lighted up.
Ashfur: painful, this sounds.
Luna: I 'll pull it out, dang, it sure is heavy.
She drags the machine , with it's large chopping blade out of the table. Ashfur's head is put in the hole.
Wildpath: me wanna kill! HA HA HA !*pulls lever*HA HAH
Ashfur dies a horrible painful and sharp death. He is quickly revived.
Coryn: lets see what is next.
IceThroat21
Okay, hang Ashfur by metal chains on all four paws, and have his face directly a pot of boiling lava. If he says "ANYTHING" stupid or somewhat harmful to any cat, or if you just feel like it, light the metal chains on fire and let him drop, or just get a handle and lower him some into the pot of boiling lava.
This seems very inconvenient for the talk show, but maybe you could teleport them somewhere so that this torture would work?
I know it's not a very good torture, but at least it's something, right? Maybe? Maybe not?
Well, I hope you can get some more!
Otulissa: don't worry Ice, we have all the equipment we need.
Ashfur: of this , I know not.
Fell: okay , let's get started.
Within a few minutes Ashfur is screaming like a girl being hung from the scaffolding by chains.
Morgra: and don't say anything stupid or we'll light the chains with greek fire and you'll fall through this portal underneath you into hyrath'ghar(a volcano from the Guardians of Ga'hoole). *evil laugh*
Kar: I am so sick of that laugh.
Larka:*b*bleep*h-slaps Morgra*
Morgra: hey, laughing is under freedom of speech.
Mosshadow; you're not american.
Morgra: shoot.
Tigerstar: I feel evil! Evil like pie!
Jayfeather: didn't Moss already use that joke?
Ashfur: Good is pie.
Bluestar: heyyyyy.... did he just say something stupid?
Yellowfang: why yes he did!
Morgra immediately blasts the chains with a flamethrower modified to use Greek Fire(which is a chemical mixture that burns better that tar or pitch.) The chains melt and Ashfur is set on fire too.
Ashfur: Burning, I am. Fair , this is not!
He falls through the green glowing portal into a volcano. There is a scream and a hiss.
Coryn: erm, how exactly do we revive him now?
Mosshadow; we have an atomic teleporter that will bring his pathetic remains back.
Tiggy: thats cool! And you shortened my name again.
A few minutes later Ash is back for his next humiliation, err torture.
Yellowfang: we're out.
Mosshadow: Oh. Shoot. Well then, Do it with Tig!
Ashfur: gay, I am not!
Tigerstar; oh yeah! (he runs over and does it, in front of the entire fantasy world.)
Audience: *all throw up*
Sight team: *cover each others eyes*
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Mosshadow: wait! I remember that some one sent a torture just that I can't find it on my review or Pm list. It was about making Ashy live up to his name.
Luna: that's pretty simple.
Ashfur: like this, I do not.
Morgra: FLAMETHROWER TIME!*Burns Ashfur into a pile of ashes*.
Everyone: TA-DA!
Tigerstar: I LIKE PIE!
Otulissa: you ruined it.
Kar: and repeated Mosshadow's most overused joke!
Mosshadow: oh and my polling is finished!
Brightclaw: poll for what?
Jayfeather: he made a poll for most favorite non-warriors character. Didn't you look at the bottom of every bonus story? Or just the top?
Mosshadow: and the winner is......
Insert drumroll!
Mosshadow:...... A TIE ! Between Otulissa, Fell and Morgra!
Morgra: ha suckers!
Fell: *smile*
Otulissa: Thank you readers!
Jayfeather: and so ends this season!
Mosshadow; well you and Luna are going to be sticking around for my follow up.
Luna: yay!
Jayfeather: bye guys.
Everyone: bye!
Tigerstar goes back to the dark forest along with Crazy Wildpath. Kar and Fell return to their den with Tarlar. Morgra and Larka go to Wolf Heaven. Coryn goes to the Owl Heaven. Yellowfang and Bluestar leave to their dens. Jayfeather is returned to the lake while Luna tags along with Fell. The guardians go back to the island.
Camera crew: hey what about us?
Mosshadow: just pack and leave.
The camera and stage crew clean up and leave.
Hollyleaf: ha ha you shall all die! *Presses button on cell phone*
Studio:*explodes*
Mosshadow: nice try, everyone's gone!
Hollyleaf:NOOOO! * shoots herself*
Brightclaw: NOOOO! *shoots herself*
Mosshadow: *head bash*
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Place of no stars----
Tigerstar: la la la, time to evilly plot .
Wildpath: *reads Twilight *
Everyone; thinks about evil.
Star clan----
Bluestar: oh boy, time to start making prophecies again. We better make them harder to figure out.
Yellowfang: shouldn't they be easier?
Tallstar: never! We must make-em hard!!!
Lionheart: are you sure?
Tallstar: yes! *does heil Hitler thing*
Lionheart; RACIST! *shoots Tallstar*
Wolf Heaven-----
Larka: La la la la la la !
Palla: so what are going to do today?
Morgra: there's days here? It always is bright!
Palla: thats because you sleep so early!
Morgra: WOW, so you mean for 4 months of being here I've been oblivious to the fact that Heaven has night!?
Huttser; *twitch*
Larka: *laugh*
Lake-----
Jayfeather: *emo*
Leafpool: *still grieving*
Lionblaze: when are we going to tell them that Hollyleaf is still alive?
Mosshadow: now she's dead!
Lionblaze; *gasp*
Mosshadow: she committed suicide for real!
Berrynose: Pie!!!!
Transylvania/Romania ----
Fell: I have this feeling that my aunt did something stupid.
Tarlar: I have a feeling that some one committed suicide.
Kar: I have this feeling that Mosshadow used his most overused joke again.
LarkaII: yeah sure.
The great tree-----
Twilight: LA LA LAAAAAAA*glass shattering*
Everyone: ack!
Soren: THE END!!
So thats the end. But read the followup and my other fics please! Thanks to all those who reviewed and put me on their favorite list. Bye!