What Not to Do Around a Demented Sith Lorld

1. Call him Anakin

2. Ask him how Padme is

3. At random momenrs, start singing We're all in this Together

4. Tell him Palpy has fired him, watch him hypervenilate, then say, wait, that was Jabba the Hutt who fired you/

5. Ask him to turn to the good side

6. When he refuses to do so, sob tragically, and shout "Ani, you're breaking my heart

7. Tell him Padme has been revived and is living on Naboo with her children and her new husband, Obi Wan Kenobi.

8. Say you'll bring Padme to him. Get Sabe to come to him and say "Ani, I hate you" and slap him across the face, then run for dear life

9. Make him watch Eragon, then go on and on about how Durza is soooo much better then him
(For those of you who don't watch or read Eragon, Durza is a sorceror who is killed book one, by a 16 year old boy.)

10...

Tell him Voldemort is way better then him, because he's killed Waaaaaaay more people then Darth Vader ever could. Describe how Voldemort isn't afraid to show his butt-ugly face. Then Run

a/n: Well, I hope you like it. If you have any idea's for more ways to Annoy our favorite Sith Lord, rut them in your reveiw. FREE CYBER LIGHTSABERS TO ANYONE WHO REVIEWS!