Title: How To Woo Stork

Disclaimer: I own this like I have self control...-grins-and I don't.

Summary: Finn, trying to find a way to get Stork to really notice him, tries to come up with a plan. But, when that fails, the other Storm Hawks come to the rescue. Though, will Stork's paranoia cause him to realize what is going on?

Warnings: Slash, guy-on-guy, yaoi...whatever you call it, it's happenin', my grammar/ spellin', OOC-ness, will get graphic later, maybe, I dunno, and quite possibly, anythin' I can think of, and any ideas ya'll have.

Side notes: New to the whole Storm Hawks thing, but hopelessly addicted. If some things are messed up, and/or missing, that's why.

Thoughts

Chapter Twenty One

"What?" Finn asked, grinning widely. "He'd be a poor, lost soul!"

"You never know, she might just marry Aerrow," Stork commented, smirking.

"Oohh," the blonde said, laughing softly. "Poor Aerrow, I knew ye well. ...She's gonna be the death of him, ya know that, right?"

"He could be the only one who could stand living with her, though."

"Doubt it! Piper's a bitchy kind of girl. Imagine her as a bitchy woman! Dude'd rip his hair out!" Suddenly, Finn began to laugh loudly. "Oh God!"

"What?"

"Aerrow...bald!"

A puzzled look spread over the merb's green face before his eyes widened. The couple held each other upright as they laughed, tears coming to their eyes

"He'd-he'd have just the ring of hair around the back of his head!" Finn shouted, laughing even harder and making the pilot laugh more also.

"What's going on over there?" a voice shouted out. Recognizing the voice as Aerrow's, the pair laughed even harder. "Guys?"

"Nothin'! Jus'...Just wait for us to get ready!"

Stork was biting down on his bottom lip as he wiped at his eyes with the back of his hand.

"Hey Stork?" Finn purred, licking his lips as his eyes roamed over the naked body of his teammate. "What do you say we...ya know...before getting dressed?"

"...I know? I know what?" Stork asked, looking puzzled at the blonde.

"You know!"

"No I don't think I- ...That?!"

"Yeah! What do you say?"

"Finn, we ha-have to be dressed in a f-few minutes! P-Piper-"

"Don't worry 'bout her."

"E-even if we d-did...that...w-w'd be all sweaty...and..."

"You say that like it's a bad thing," Finn grinned, running a finger down the green man's chest.

"I-it is a- D-do you have to be doing- Nngh."

"Come on, Stork," the sharpshooter practically moaned, running his hand slowly over the merb's groin. "Just one more go before we head back to the Condor?"

"W-we really shouldn't..."

"Are you two done yet?!" Piper shouted, breaking into their conversation.

"Argh!" Finn groaned, turning to face the direction that the voice came from. "No! We aren't done yet! Give us a few! ...Preferably a few hours..."

"Hurry it up! We're all ready dressed and ready to leave!"

"FINE! ...Sheesh! She's even good at ruining sex!"

"C-could you...possibly-" Stork mumbled softly, his fingers slowly wrapping around the blonde's.

"And here I was, ready to go for another round, but, sure enough, Piper comes to ruin the day... AGAIN!" Finn grumbled, his hand still stroking the pilot.

"Mmm...F-Finn..."

"Huh? Oh...Oh! Heh heh, sorry?"

"C-could you..."

"Aww, do I have to?" Finn asked, pouting childishly at him.

"I-it would be ap-appreciated."

"Even if I don't want to?"

"P-please?"

"Just because you asked so nicely."

Finn let go of the cock in his hand, relishing in the soft moan that came from his fellow Storm Hawk.

"W-we sh-should g-get dressed," Stork stuttered, his breathing shaky.

"...Yeah..."

"A-at least we are d-dry now."

"Way to sound happy about that, Stork."

"H-how should I should? Sad?"

"I dunno! Just...not like that."

"...You m-make no sense."

"Shut up."

"Are you done yet?!" Aerrow called out.

"Oh yeah, they're SO getting married!" Finn said, grinning.

End of Chapter Twenty One

Review for more. 'S been a while, no? Wonderin' if I should just let this die, or continue on...whatchya'll think?

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