Hey everyone! I'm sooooo sorry it took so long to update….I had writer's block! Grrr…that last chappie was half prewritten and half not…that's why it may have seemed out of context…so…yea…Enjoy Chapter 7!

'thoughts'/ 'writing'/ emphasis

"dialogue"

bold stuff is me

and whatever else I usually put here…

XOXO

When school was finally over, everyone went to Shigure's house. Tohru had invited them over for dinner, but they were mostly going to try to talk Shigure out of his sick story writing…

"Sensei, can't you just let them go back to normal?" Haru asked.

"Oh yeah! That reminds me!" Momiji squealed. "Today was The Day EVERYONE (except Tohru – chan) Saw Haru's Family Jewels!"

Rin started cracking up with laughter.

"Really?" asked an amused and interested Shigure. "Hey Haru, tell me what happened?"

"I don't want to talk about it Sensei…" Haru replied.

"Then I guess we have to do this the hard way…" Shigure said as he picked up his magic pen.

'Haru started to tell Shigure the whole story…' And with that Haru had no choice…It just started coming out…

XOXO

When Haru was done telling his embarrassing story, Shigure excused himself to his den…He had been inspired at how mean Rin could be for her own amusement. Therefore, he decided to have some fun of his own.

'At 7:00 after Haru and Momiji had thanked Tohru for the delicious dinner she had made,' "Hmm…who should I use? Who is more aesthetically pleasing? Tohru or Rin?" Then he made up his mind. 'Tohru (still in Rin's body of course) did the unthinkable…'

XOXO

It was 7:00on the dot and Tohru strangely started acting…well strange… for her that is…

She went into her room and did not come out until 7:30.

However, that was not the strangest thing. What she was wearing was the weird part….

She was wearing the maid outfit from Ayame's shop, with pink fishnets, a pink boa, and big black hooker boots (like the ones the Spice Girls wore way back when…).

She slowly descended the stairs. Then she started doing something that was not like her at all…

Tohru stuck the Panic! At The Disco CD, turned it to 'But It's Better If You Do' and started (dun dun dun) stripping..

Slowly she started playing with the apron and flung it off….

Meanwhile, Yuki, Kyo, and Rin couldn't move and couldn't talk…not because Shigure had said so, but just because they were speechless…

As Tohru shed her skin onstage, Yuki was seated and sweating to the song on Shigure's P.A. (which he had installed via magic pen),Shigure sat two away smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri, and Kyo…Kyo was praying for love in a lap dance…but paying in naivety since he was too busy shouting "PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!" (I couldn't resist the puns I'm sorry)

By this point Tohru was out of the maid outfit…she was in a lacey hot pink boustiae (is that how you spell it..it wasn't in my dictionary…)with the top lined in black feathers, matching lacey panties with clips to clip her thigh high hot pink fishnets, her hot pink boa, and her big black Spice Girl hooker boots…Yuki poofed when she started playing with the hooks on her boustiae ….he finally found his voice…

"Please stop Miss Honda…Please?" the little rat begged. He did not want her to do something she would regret.

She turned and looked at the small, sweaty rat and shrugged her shoulders.

"Okay." She said simply, then went to pick up her clothes, turn off the stereo, and went upstairs.

"What the fuck was that? How come she didn't listen to ME!" Kyo shouted angrily.

"Maybe she likes Yuki better?" Shigure suggested just piss Kyo off more.

Kyo started ranting and everyone ignored him.

Shigure turned to Rin. She was still sitting there with her mouth wide open shocked at what had just happened. Then she finally turned to Shigure and said

"What the SILENCE was that?" she asked in a furious whisper.

"You said, and I quote 'You can use me however you want for the rest of my life.'"

"But that was Tohru !" Rin started getting louder. Even if she did not want to admit it Tohru was her friend….'Damn protective qualities' she thought.

"In your body…" Shigure smirked.

"BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HELP ME –"

Yuki and Kyo were staring at her confused.

"break the curse" she whispered angrily.

"I told you I'm the worst kind of man…"He answered with a sad smile. and walked back to his den.

As soon as his door closed, Yuki turned back and put on his clothes. By this point Kyo had stopped his angry rant, and Rin just stood there.

Since they were still in culture shock from Tohru's "dance" Yuki, Kyo, and Rin looked at each other and decided to call it a night.

However, naughty Cats and Rats dreamt about what would have happened if Tohru had continued…

XOXO

And now you all see my pervy side…You can thank the fanfic called Operation Seduction for that…. and I'm sad because Woof Meow Pervy Boy by TehFuture Mrs.Kyo Sohma is over…(SAD) anyway…I've started chapter eight and I'll try to post it soon. In the meantime if you want to read more serious fanfics you should read my other stories if you haven't done that yet…unlike The Girly Man and Isuzu Forever who have read all three (Thanks guys) and Please Review! This time….(thinks) Popsicles because it's summer…yea…we'll go with that…I promise to update soon… basically because I'm grounded for 4 weeks for staying at a concert too long….oh well…Bye bye.