Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball or any letters of the alphabet that go with it to make a show. The letter K, O, J, A, and Y are mine ((joking))

Launch's Child Abuse Hot Line Chapter One: Goku

"Well just another calm day at the shop" Launch said aft she sat down at her desk. "Not a single call." The phone rings "Oh well it looks like I spoke to soon." She smiled and answered the phone "Hello?"

"Yes hello, please tell me this is the Child abuse hot line!" a little boy cried.

"Yes... Yes it is, what is your name, and what can I do for you?" Launch replied calmly

"I... I'm Goku… I'm hiding from them, they are hurting me" Goku wailed.

"Who, who is hurting you?" Launch asked.

"Some deranged pork, and a mean blue haired girl, they were beating me till I ran away!" Goku couldn't stop whimpering...

"What was it? What did you do?"

"I lost a dragon ball radar! They got so mad they started beating me with my own power pole!" Goku noticed a mowing noise coming from the other line "what's that?" he asked.

"Oh don't worry, some nice people are mowing outside, I'll got shut the window, I'm allergic to that stuff anyways." She walked over to the window and shut it. She then returned to her seat. "So how can I help you?"

"You can get me away from thes…"

"AHCOO!" Launch sneezed cutting Goku off. "GET OVER IT YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

"Wha…What? Hey! I thought you where supposed to be a nice lady!" Goku sniffled

"Aww go to hell you little runt!" Launch Yelled.

Goku ran away screaming and Launch Sneezed again.

"Um hello, little boy, Goku are you there?" Launch asked. She hung up the phone. "Well I guess I solved his problem" she smiled "Just another days work for Launch's Child Abuse Hot Line!"