Chapter 1 "The Mysterious Portal":

It was a cold and stormy night in the horny land of Arendell. Elsa was sitting next to the flaming hearth of warmth of the warm fireplace while she tested out a few blasts of cold and wet aire from her soft, delicate hands, even if the cold didn't bother her anyway.

"Olaf was listening to Taylor Swift's new album on his MP3 player, nodding his head with a badass look on his face. He had recently gotten numerous tattoos and was beginning to accept that he was a rebellious teenager. His earplugs were stuck into his snow head really deep. Anna was sitting on Kristofffs hard, dirty lap and signing as she watched elsa blow on the fire. Elsa was secretly smiling because her vibrator was going off under her wet blue dress.

Meanwhile, Kistoff looks into annas deep hazel eyes and wandered why her eyes seemed so distant; was it that she wished there was more to her life in Arendells castle and that it was showing through her eyes?

Suddenly, Elsas wet air made a spark as it blew through the warm flames in the fireplace when she climaxed for the seventh time tonight, and Kirstofff and Anna and Olfa looked over surprised..

"GOlly gee, elsa! what is that?" olaf screamed. Olaf started to jump up and down in fear cuz he was a little bitch.

"Yah, elsa what did you do to my warm flames?" Anna asked as she questioned elsa about what was happening.

Elsa didn't say anything, she just stared at the glowing flames as they glowed bright blue instead of warm colors like usual.

"I don't know guys!' elsa exclaimed as she shook, reaching her eighth climax, "I was just playing around and when I orgasmed from my vibrator (she didn't wanna admit to everyone that she was imagining thrusting icicles into Anna's dirty asshole), the wet air from my powers made a spark in the warm flames"?

Suddenly, a snake slithered out from behind the armchair that Anna and Kirstoff was sitting on and started to slither and constrict around Kristoffs thick naked thigh. Anna shouted in all the commotion, but deep down, she had a snake fetish and was hiding it because she didn't wanna be that perve.

"AAh ", kristoff began to yell in fear LIKE A LIL BITCH from seeing the snake crawl up his legs, going for his hard abs! He got up and began to shake around, as if he was listening to a really good song like Shake It Off by Taylor Swift but I dont know if they have that song their so just imagine him shaking because we want this to be completely canon.

Anna was thrown off of kristroof as he began shaking around, falling face first onto the ground and yelling in pain. However, when she looked up, she saw a small opening by the fireplace that was about the size of a large taylor swift album like the kind you would get at a hip record shop.

"HEy you guys! Why don't you come join me over here on the ground? I don't now what this hole is but it seems kinda weird dont you think?" (A/N yes we know the whole portal thing seems like that inappropriate show rick and morty, but don't worry we arent gross and nerdy and this is going to be cool i promise) Anna asked the others.

"Shut up Anna! No one wants to heare your dumb questions" Olaf said in his badass voice as he reached for his yellow colored sunglesses and parted his "wet" middle parted hair cuz he was a tiktoker with tons of follower. Elsa rolled her eyes because ever since she had given him life, olaf had become so angsty she wanted to wring him throat).

Kristofff had to stand up for his babe, so he stood on top of the armrest of the armchair and heroically said in a handsome, grown up voice "Guys, we should investigate, what if the portal will be a harem to the people of Arendal or will help us",

Olaf sighed as everyone collectively agreed. They walked towards the portal, only to see a rug fly out from the portal. In a comedic fashion, it Zoom'd around the room, knocking over furnitre and making a big mess that Anna knew kristoff was going to make her clean up later. Els a used her icy powers and cast an ice spike at the rug, tearing a rip into the carpet. The torn rug fell onto the floor next to Anna and rolled itself up as i f it was hurt.

Anna's motherly senses made her slap Elsa, thinking that it was a living creature and didn deserve to be hurted. Olaf shrieked as he saw a hand come out from the portal. Followed by the hand was the body of a handsome tan prince wit rock hard abs cuz he was shirtless.

Anna looked at him, rolling her eyes because she didnt think he was that hot unlike ALL THE DUM HOES WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND SWOONED OVER HIM IN THE GOD DAMN THEATRT. However, Kristoff was petting the carpet and watched it fly over to the prince. As soon as he saw the chiseled jawline and the lengthy but skinny bulge in the prince's tight leather pants running down to his mid thigh, he gasped, blushingly.

"Oh no, what's wrong, my magic carpet?" the mysterious man said worryingly, "bee tee dubs im aladin".

"Im olaf, and these dipshit snowflakes are kristoff elsa and anna" Olaf said, pissing into the fire and through the strange hole that Aladdin had just walked out of.

"That ugly ass cunt with the white hair shot me" the carpet said, flipping her off with its tassly fingers.

Elsa blushed at the huge man and hid behind the armchair, embarrassed at the confrontational. Her white cheeks blushed hard. Anna shot a disappointing look at elsa as she walked over to the table to bring the carpet some medicine. She took the medicine in her hands but out of nowhere, Kristoof swooped the pills right out of her hand, and sprinted over to the yummy Arabian prince. He kneeled on one foot and gave it to him. Aladinn blushed and took the pills out of his hand

A sensation came over kristoff as he touched the hairy but soft and silky skin of aladdin's palm giving him the pills. He let out a sigh and his heart skipped a literal beat. It was a match made in heaven or whatever aladdin believes in.

Aladiin gave the methane, dopamine, bottles full of pure ecstasy, and serotonin and flatulence pills to his pet carpet and the carpet smiled as he instantly felt rejuvemated. However, the carpet still had a whole in him and it needed to be fixed, just like their reality. Aladdin looked up at the four of them and frowned, because there were no sewing machines in Arabia.

Noticing his frown, Kristoff touched the prince's shoulder with his two boney fingers and said "hey, we have maids who sew clothes here, my wench of a mother is one. Stay in arendelle and we can fix your friend right up. Elsa now ssat behind the armchair still with four things going on in her head.

She was petrified

She was climaxing once again, this time squirting all over the hard wood floor

She was confused why the frick a carpet is alive and no one is freaked out by this poo.

4. Why is there another hand coming out of the fireplace again?

Anna shrieked once more as, from behind the big tan man, a tan hand shot out from behind! Aladdin turned around and a sense of welcome familiarity spread accross his tan face.

"Hi everyone" said Jasmine!

"Wow [insert racist but socially accepted comment, being that he's not from our universe]" says Olaf, cause he is edgy still.

Jasmine climbed up the stairs and and ran over to the crying carpet, meeting eyes with the pretty brunette girl she had just met. She gave one more glance at the white chick, noticing her beautiful clothing and that stunning necklace around her nek. She looked at her own necklace and smiled, seeing that they had a similar taste in fashion.

"Oh no! hes going to need to be sewed up good. I bet you guys have sewers here".

"Yep," said Kristoff. He was getting annoyed with tan man's lady already. He had just explained all this!

"That's right, sweetie. We are going to have to stay here in Arendellll with therse very nice people execpt that pale one in the back who did all this we hate her. Although, if her character goes through a redemption arc and eventually changes for the better, we may change our minds," Aladdin added. Kristoff looked off to the side in anguish. Of course he has a whore already.

They talk for a while, until the night falls. The arendellians give the arabians a place to stay for the night in their enourmous castle in the west wing of the castle, even with elsa so embarassed about her idiotic mistake.

A/N: Hey guys, so me and my other two friends decided that we wanted to start our FF career and we are so honored that you are reading this. Dont hesitate to review our story because feedback would really help us. Don't be a silent reader :^( Enjoy!

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